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Tiki_Bong posted on 03/05/2005

If we can put a man on Mars, why can't we make a soup that doesn't explode in the microwave?

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Unga Bunga posted on 03/05/2005

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8FT Tiki posted on 03/06/2005

I have a supreme belief that if and WHEN an Earth man actually sets foot on Mars, he will find that on the red planet soup DOES NOT explode in the local microwaves. I just hope I live to see the day.

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aquaorama posted on 03/07/2005

Well, look at it this way....We have Rogain and Viagra....helps older bald guys with "erectile dysfunction"...guess cancer and AIDS drugs wouldn't make as much profit....same with non exploding soup! America has it's priorities damn it!!

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Hakalugi posted on 05/30/2007

Hey, speaking of Viagra, I heard that they are now prescribing it to males in burn wards. It helps to keep the sheet from touching their body.

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Unga Bunga posted on 05/30/2007

On 2007-05-30 14:08, Hakalugi wrote:
Hey, speaking of Viagra, I heard that they are now prescribing it to males in burn wards. It helps to keep the sheet from touching their body.

When I go camping, I don't have to pitch a tent!

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VampiressRN posted on 06/02/2007

OMG....that is a great joke Hakalugi.....gonna get that one circulated. :lol:

Well............if we can have over 100 channels on TV....why can't we have any decent shows to watch!!!

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VonTiki posted on 06/18/2007

I got one stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck for hours!

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