Our 2008 Hot or Not? List - Bilge

W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Tue, Jan 1, 2008 10:25 AM Here at Woofmutt World Wide we make a lotta money sellin' our carefull researched cultural forecast information to clients all over the planet. But since we like most of yuh, and a coupla of yuh have even bought us drinks, we're givin yuh our 2008 Hot or Not? list (a $199.99 value!) absolutely free! Happy New Year! Now go and amaze yer friends with yer cuttin' edge trendiness! OUT OUT OUT!!!..............IN IN IN!!! Partially cloudy....................Slightly overcast Smiles................................Grins Angry memories..................Bitter regrets Yellow legal pads.................Spiral bound notebooks Landscape maintenance.......Lawn care Mr. Grumpy Face.................Mr. Grouchy Pants Toothless hillbillies...............Witless yokels Googling old classmates.......Ogling hot coworkers Flip-flops.............................Slip ons Sleet...................................Slush Doggy day cares..................Cat spas Blow ups.............................Freak outs Shrubs................................Dwarf trees Italian prosciutto..................Canadian bacon Over the top........................Shoot the moon Plastic surgery.....................Tupperware Body Tape Twilight................................Dusk Ones and fives......................Tens and twenties Charcoal gray.......................Light black Cremation............................Burial at sea Happy Hour..........................Beer-thirty Batman & Robin....................Aquaman & His Mermaid Water Dancers Asphalt.................................Black top Scary clowns.........................Weird mimes Civic mindedness...................Public drunkenness Las Vegas.............................Casino Night at Our Lady of Hope Thursday..............................Tuesday Reality shows........................Staring out the window Chives..................................Green onions Lutheran craft bazaars...........Methodist bake sales Hot pink................................Fluorescent fuschia Starfish.................................Sand dollars Chick flicks............................Dominatrix DVDs Collectibles............................Goodwill donations Soil.......................................Dirt Indifference............................Ennui Sit Spot, sit!...........................Dance monkey, dance!
V VampiressRN Grand Member (1 year) Sun City Lincoln Hills (NorCal) Joined: Nov 23, 2006 Posts: 6166	V VampiressRN Posted posted on Tue, Jan 1, 2008 4:29 PM Thanks for trying to keep us in the know. I am so sorry to see Charcoal Gray on the OUTs, as that is my favorite color. I don't think I can slip into the Black option though, so hope Hot Pink will be an acceptable IN. Keep those cards coming Mutt...I luv em. :)
B BettyBleu Member Island Oasis Backyard (So Cal) Joined: Jun 20, 2003 Posts: 225	B BettyBleu Posted posted on Wed, Jan 2, 2008 6:15 PM yeah for weird mimes! I like '08 already!!
O Ojaitimo Member Joined: Aug 04, 2006 Posts: 1317	O Ojaitimo Posted posted on Sat, Jan 5, 2008 11:18 AM Thanks Woofmut. great list except for the Cat Spa vs Doggie Daycare. I used my spa to bathe my cat once, he got really pissed. So, no, Cat Spa is out.

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woofmutt Posted posted on Tue, Jan 1, 2008 10:25 AM

Here at Woofmutt World Wide we make a lotta money sellin' our carefull researched cultural forecast information to clients all over the planet. But since we like most of yuh, and a coupla of yuh have even bought us drinks, we're givin yuh our 2008 Hot or Not? list (a $199.99 value!) absolutely free! Happy New Year! Now go and amaze yer friends with yer cuttin' edge trendiness!

OUT OUT OUT!!!..............IN IN IN!!!

Partially cloudy....................Slightly overcast

Smiles................................Grins

Angry memories..................Bitter regrets

Yellow legal pads.................Spiral bound notebooks

Landscape maintenance.......Lawn care

Mr. Grumpy Face.................Mr. Grouchy Pants

Toothless hillbillies...............Witless yokels

Googling old classmates.......Ogling hot coworkers

Flip-flops.............................Slip ons

Sleet...................................Slush

Doggy day cares..................Cat spas

Blow ups.............................Freak outs

Shrubs................................Dwarf trees

Italian prosciutto..................Canadian bacon

Over the top........................Shoot the moon

Plastic surgery.....................Tupperware Body Tape

Twilight................................Dusk

Ones and fives......................Tens and twenties

Charcoal gray.......................Light black

Cremation............................Burial at sea

Happy Hour..........................Beer-thirty

Batman & Robin....................Aquaman & His Mermaid Water Dancers

Asphalt.................................Black top

Scary clowns.........................Weird mimes

Civic mindedness...................Public drunkenness

Las Vegas.............................Casino Night at Our Lady of Hope

Thursday..............................Tuesday

Reality shows........................Staring out the window

Chives..................................Green onions

Lutheran craft bazaars...........Methodist bake sales

Hot pink................................Fluorescent fuschia

Starfish.................................Sand dollars

Chick flicks............................Dominatrix DVDs

Collectibles............................Goodwill donations

Soil.......................................Dirt

Indifference............................Ennui

Sit Spot, sit!...........................Dance monkey, dance!

V

VampiressRN Posted posted on Tue, Jan 1, 2008 4:29 PM

Thanks for trying to keep us in the know. I am so sorry to see Charcoal Gray on the OUTs, as that is my favorite color. I don't think I can slip into the Black option though, so hope Hot Pink will be an acceptable IN. Keep those cards coming Mutt...I luv em. :)

B

BettyBleu Posted posted on Wed, Jan 2, 2008 6:15 PM

yeah for weird mimes! I like '08 already!!

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Ojaitimo Posted posted on Sat, Jan 5, 2008 11:18 AM

Thanks Woofmut. great list except for the Cat Spa vs Doggie Daycare. I used my spa to bathe my cat once, he got really pissed.
So, no, Cat Spa is out.