Ask Wildsville Man!!!!

Wildsville Man wants to be you hook-up!!!!!!!!!
I need some tiki freaks to join me on Myspace and at the Tiki Caliente.
Ask the question and I will spew what I know!!!!

Now get to typing or get to the Springs!!!!!!DIG?

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Let that Freaky Tiki Flag Fly,

wildsville man

Rory Snyder (A.K.A. Wildsville Man) Palm Springs Bartender Services

[ Edited by: wildsville man 2008-02-04 07:03 ]

Can God make a rock so big even He can't lift it?

If it takes a man half an hour to walk half a mile, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

On 2008-02-04 06:30, pappythesailor wrote:
Can God make a rock so big even He can't lift it?

The answer is No!!!! God is all powerful, much like Walmart!!!!
God has the son and the holy spirit
and
walmart has the floating smiley face thing and poor white trash people!!!!!

thank you for your question!!!!!!!!!

Let that Freaky Tiki Flag Fly,

wildsville man

Rory Snyder (A.K.A. Wildsville Man) Palm Springs Bartender Services

[ Edited by: Wildsville man 2008-02-04 07:10 ]

On 2008-02-04 06:52, Bargoyle wrote:
If it takes a man half an hour to walk half a mile, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Great question!!!!!!!!! First I have to ask,"which leg is wooden? what kind of wood? and is the dill pickle grown on the north or south side of the equator?

If it's on the North Side and Left leg and Bolsa wood it would be 6 hours and 14 min and 14 sec!!

I hope that helps!!!!!!

God bless and see you at TIKI CALIENTE

Let that Freaky Tiki Flag Fly,

wildsville man

Rory Snyder (A.K.A. Wildsville Man) Palm Springs Bartender Services

[ Edited by: Wildsville man 2008-02-04 07:15 ]

[ Edited by: Wildsville man 2008-02-04 07:15 ]

wildsville man, which would be better a water front drive with Ted Kennedy or a hunting trip with Dick Cheney?

Great question,
Let's see!!!! Both involve heavy drinking,that's a plus. With Ted you would be dead,with Dick you would
just be alittle scuffed up in the grill,but that fat check for 50,000 shares of Hal would make you feel
much better.

So my answer is, and I don't feel comfortable saying it is........But
I WOULD RATHER BE SHOT IN THE FACE BY DICK!!!!!!!! WOW THAT WAS HARD TO SAY!!!!

That was harder to say then "hi my name is Wildsville" when I was at Betty Ford,DIG

I made a monkey of my self with that statement

If you're travelling in a spaceship at the speed of light, and you put your headlights on, will they do anything?

Wildsville Man,

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or Asian?

Beyond, Bildge or Delete???

Please delete. Please.

I'll be your friend, Wildsville Man! :D

On 2008-02-04 08:27, Slacks Ferret wrote:
If you're travelling in a spaceship at the speed of light, and you put your headlights on, will they do anything?

It will blink,but it will only be seen by the other spaceship that is on your ass....how to fix this problem is by tapping the breaks!!!!!!!!!!

See ya on the flip-side

This is your hair-do with too much wind shier from light speed!

Let that Freaky Tiki Flag Fly,

wildsville man

Rory Snyder (A.K.A. Wildsville Man) Palm Springs Bartender Services

[ Edited by: Wildsville man 2008-02-04 21:22 ]

On 2008-02-04 08:49, Psycho Tiki D wrote:
Wildsville Man,

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I only know about laying swallowers!!!!!!! DIG?

On 2008-02-04 09:09, Blue Thunder wrote:
African or Asian?

I like "Heat of the Moment by Asia!!

Toto's "Africa" was lame

I hope that answered your question!!!

On 2008-02-04 09:42, RevBambooBen wrote:
Beyond, Bildge or Delete???

Ben don't delete me or I will black-out your teeth on every photo of you on the flyers at Caliente Tropics.
Note to management "update your sales flyers"

On 2008-02-04 10:10, Mai Tai wrote:
I'll be your friend, Wildsville Man! :D

Now wee cooking with gasoline!!!!!!!!!!

i have 2 questions:

1. i thought the caliente tropics hated tiki events and was the reason tiki oasis was moved to bali hai in san diego...what changed?

2. since a fly cannot land upside down...how close to the ceiling does it get before it flips over to land??

thank you.

Great question!!!!!!!!!

From what I hear around town, was it was a falling out among people not hating tiki. Ego's,money,power,all
end ugly..........if you don't believe me watch DALLAS reruns.

question 2. a fly can't land on his back,he can only crash!!!!!! so the question is moot

Crack or Meth??

How long have you been up??

sadly enough Ben this is all natural!!!! You know what a labor of love this is to set up this event
when I'm so hyper and the majority of talent is so layed back? It is helping me to get a new perspective on life. I am a huge fan of tiki art and culture,but I need to move and shake!!!!!!!

Speaking of moving and shaking,"When are you going to lock in the weekend?"I am looking at the list of vendors that haven't been released yet and I don't see Bamboo Ben!!! Why? Get your candy-ass down hear and show me the Rock Hudson home!!!!!!!!! It's going to be awesome!!!

It will make you flip-your-lid!!!

you're like some wierd latter day hunter s thompson in tiki land....fear and loathing at caliente tropics comin right up!! don't forget to bring your samoan lawyer!...

I need a lawyer!!!!Do you have someone in mind? I have been burning copies of this reel-to-reel left and
right and the record company's pissed!!!!!!!! DIG?

Wildsville Man,

Hey! Are we gay, further more, are you gay and we don't even know it?

PTD

Judging by the above photo, it looks like your hair is heading for the same fate as GROG's.

When are you going to buy new clothes?

On 2008-02-05 11:33, Psycho Tiki D wrote:
Wildsville Man,

Hey! Are we gay, further more, are you gay and we don't even know it?

PTD

Great Question,

If you mean Gay as in happy,Yes I am very happy!!!!!and I think I know if I'm happy

Now I'm going outside to smoke a fag!!!!!!!!! that means cigarette!!! Wait I don't smoke!!!!! DIG?

On 2008-02-05 12:31, GROG wrote:
Judging by the above photo, it looks like your hair is heading for the same fate as GROG's.

When you have a face like this who needs the frame!!!!!!!!

Did you send the check yet...I am running low on funds? :D

W-Man,

Here's a few things that have been bothering me...

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

OK, Daddio

1. Why do you like B rum?

2. Didn't Elvis have the same set of sun glasses?

3. Why is there air?

4. Which Jimmy Buffet song is your favorite and why? ( "Thank God the Tiki Bar is Open" doesn't count)

On 2008-02-05 17:42, Bogielocks wrote:
W-Man,

Here's a few things that have been bothering me...

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

very good question Bogielocks,
First, Vegetarians usually don't have the strength to open the animal crackers box,lack of protein = lack of muscles.

Second, use an S.O.S pad for that deep down clean feeling!!!! Cotton is for you Sissy's

Three, Let him kill himself,maybe one of his personalities has the follow through to get the job done.
Otherwise he/she is just a bunch of weak-willed panty wastes!!!!!!!!!

See you at the Caliente Tropics kick off party at Hawaiian Bills were Doug Horne will be signing his
new awesome art..........and I will be bending some elbow

On 2008-02-05 17:50, Ojaitimo wrote:
OK, Daddio

1. Why do you like B rum?

2. Didn't Elvis have the same set of sun glasses?

3. Why is there air?

4. Which Jimmy Buffet song is your favorite and why? ( "Thank God the Tiki Bar is Open" doesn't count)

Great Question Ojaitimo,
1.I have low self esteem
2.No,he had another pair that looked like these,I don't think blackflag was around in the 70's
3.because calling a band supply without air doesn't sound right
4.Pre-You!!!! Great song, I love Jimmy Buffett if you seen some of the old photo's of me and my guitar,you will see I have a hand signed Jimmy Buffett Martin!!!!!!!!

See ya at the springs!!!!

Let that Freaky Tiki Flag Fly,

wildsville man

Rory Snyder (A.K.A. Wildsville Man) Palm Springs Bartender Services

[ Edited by: Wildsville man 2008-02-05 20:33 ]

[ Edited by: Wildsville man 2008-02-05 20:36 ]

1. B During Tiki Caliente, are you willing to be part of a TC intervention to address a few things such as B rum?

2. B I'm not familiar with that song but I bet it was on this album right?
   

I will be willing to comment on the evil powers of B-Rum at Tiki Caliente only if you are in the House, otherwise I will drink what ever I can get my hands on.......because that's how I roll!!!!! DIG?

The song is from "Hot Water" another not so loved cd...............but very well written

P.S. look at this signed twangger!!!!!

[ Edited by: GROG 2008-02-06 11:48 ]

He signed your twanger!? Well, get the guitar out of the way so we can see.

1. If there were 3 black roosters sitting on a perch, how many wings should they have? Hypothetical answers only
2. All together, how many beaks should they have?
3. All together, how many eyes should they have?
   and
4. What color are the roosters again?

After you answer these, I have 4 more questions to ask you...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chucked down one of your drinks?

The woodchuck would simply chuck.

On 2008-02-06 13:46, Tom Slick wrote:

1. If there were 3 black roosters sitting on a perch, how many wings should they have? Hypothetical answers only
2. All together, how many beaks should they have?
3. All together, how many eyes should they have?
   and
4. What color are the roosters again?

After you answer these, I have 4 more questions to ask you...

Great question Slick,
1.Hypothetically,2 each or 6 in all
2.1 each or 3 in all,Hypothetically
3.2 each or six in all,Hypothetically
4.Brown,white and a little red gobbler if I see them right,Now get off the farm and down to the Springs
if you know whats good for you Rubberneck!!!!!!!!!!! Now stop looking at all those COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Or is that all you see? DIG!!!!!!!!

See you at Easter Island on May 9th-11th
http://www.tiki-caliente.com/

On 2008-02-06 14:18, Rob Roy wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chucked down one of your drinks?

Great question Rob Roy and PEE PEE,

1. Impressive a native Californian knows how to use a CPU. Sorry, I didn't mean to assume you are from
   California,maybe you were educated and then moved here because of the weather or the ability to make great money because of the lack of talent or work ethic out here.

2. Rob Roy, I am assuming you are a 62 year old Jewish women because they are the only people who knows what a rob roy is anymore.

3. Poo Poo or Pee Pee what ever your name is,
   Don't be hating with a name like that!!!!!!!!!

4. Can't wait to see you in Palm Spring on May 9th-11th...I will save a handicapped room open for you
   ROB ROY!!!!!!!DIG?

Now open up and say,"WILDSVILLE RULES!!!!!!!!!" HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME

Touche Wildsman! hehe, squares only ruin the vibe, man, ya know!? You sent the joke to splitsville, dig!?

Your Right Slick,
I shouldn't be so mean!!!! It's just that I don't like to get ganged up on,unless it's rob roy's
mom and sister!! DIG?

But thats O.K., I'll see you at the B.B.Q. at TIKI CALIENTE on May 9th-11th

http://www.tiki-caliente.com/

Here let me light that for ya!!!!!!!!!!!

"Pre-You" is a great song!

Jimmy got some skills!!!!!!!! I love to keep up with his new stuff but the show's are better then the music as of late!!!!Dig?

Hope to see ya in the Springs in May!!!!

http://www.tiki-caliente.com/