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What about Thee Swank Bastards ?

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Tai Won On posted on 08/22/2008

There were a lot of great bands playin' Oasis this year. My favorite was Thee Swank Bastards. Those guys were great. Hula Hoop girl was a wonderful addition but the band would of still kicked ass without her. The reverb drenched Black Sabbath cover was over the top.

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BigToe posted on 08/22/2008

there was a live band accompanying the topless hula-hooper??? i didnt even notice!

jk, i would concur that the Swankys were awesome!!

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Haole'akamai posted on 08/22/2008

Hell Yer!!! THEY are what TIki Oasis is all about!

BTH
Brenda's Tiki Hut posted on 08/22/2008

I agree. The Swank Bastards were great. And I throughly enjoyed the hula-hoop lady accompaniment. I have tail envy.

BTC
Billy the Crud posted on 08/22/2008

Agreed. Kickass bunch, right there!

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Mai Tai posted on 08/22/2008

Most definitely! Those guys were awesome, I'm going to definitely check them out the next time I'm in Vegas. And the Sabbath surf tunes were over the top!

Oh, and I will never look at a hula hoop the same way again! :D

BTC
Billy the Crud posted on 08/22/2008

Now I see it as a huge......nevermind, man. Great pics, Mai Tai. Fun hangin' out.......you, Perry, Lee, and I were the last ones standing. Those shots Perry bought us soon fixed that!

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Pineappleman11 posted on 08/22/2008

Epic

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Mai Tai posted on 08/22/2008

Can I post my pics of Thee Swank Bastards? The shots of Alice are definitely NSFW.

On 2008-08-22 15:35, Billy the Crud wrote:
Fun hangin' out.......you, Perry, Lee, and I were the last ones standing. Those shots Perry bought us soon fixed that!

Good times, Billy! Yeah, those shots of Goldschlager and Jaeger, chased by Pusser's rum, pretty much did us in! :D Oh, and that bottle of Pyrat XO that Perry magically made appear as if from thin air.

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Otto posted on 08/23/2008

On 2008-08-22 15:58, Pineappleman11 wrote:
Epic

Oh!?!
That hula hoop dancer had a BAND backing her?
I didn't even see them!?

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Unga Bunga posted on 08/23/2008

Now, that's a room crawl!

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cheeky half posted on 08/23/2008

Hula Hoop Girl seems a little over-dressed here. I guess this must have been the Saturday show....

ch

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FLOUNDERart posted on 08/23/2008

I couldn't agree more. These guys were amazing! How can you go wrong playing Black Sabbath with a surf twang?

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RevBambooBen posted on 08/24/2008

On 2008-08-23 09:54, FLOUNDERart wrote:
I couldn't agree more. These guys were amazing! How can you go wrong playing Black Sabbath with a surf twang?

What he said!

AWESOME!!!

MAhalos to the Las Vegas Double Down Saloon Crew for gittin' down with yer bad selves and bringin' this on!!!

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teaKEY posted on 08/24/2008

Pictures are good, videos are better. Just some Youtube videos of these guys

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Rob Roy posted on 08/24/2008

She has way too much clothing on in the video.

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Tiki Glam posted on 08/25/2008

On 2008-08-22 15:35, Billy the Crud wrote:
Now I see it as a huge......nevermind, man. Great pics, Mai Tai. Fun hangin' out.......you, Perry, Lee, and I were the last ones standing. Those shots Perry bought us soon fixed that!

I am SO glad my friend Lauryn and I made the wise decision not to go to the bar for one final drink with you guys.....SHOTS? ugh

BTC
Billy the Crud posted on 08/25/2008

Yeah, those shots knocked us out. We sat there for a good half hour, (drooling like we were on thorzine) before we could get up and go to bed. Fun times, though!

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tikibob posted on 09/17/2008

This got my vote for the most unique room party of the weekend.

I have petitioned the band so I can be an honorary Swank Bastard.

They came up with the name for the company who sold the hula-hoop after they saw this girl dance with one: WHAM-O !

And how about this set of dangerous curves:

Brenda SWORE that she would have done the same dance if only she had a hula-hoop too. My efforts to wrestle the hula-hoop away from Hula Girl were unsuccessful.

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beelzebozo posted on 12/02/2008

THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.

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kirby posted on 12/02/2008

awesome. you dudes kick ass.. im there for sure.. cant wait...
aloha's
kirby

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bigtikidude posted on 12/03/2008

wait where are you playing again?
I dont think I got it.....

Jeff(bigtikidude)

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Szandora posted on 12/05/2008

The Purple Orchid show is gonna be awesome!

We hope to see y'all there!

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bigtikidude posted on 12/06/2008

yikes, that looks painfull,
and Im not talking about the Hula Hoop.

Jeff(bigtikidude)

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beelzebozo posted on 12/19/2008

THEE SWANK BASTARDS are from Vegas

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bigtikidude posted on 12/20/2008

hey, like they say,
you get what you pay for.
:wink:

Jeff(bigtikidude)

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beelzebozo posted on 12/21/2008


sometimes you gotta go

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bigtikidude posted on 12/22/2008

man thats really the shits.
btw, who's playing with you that night?
need a suggestion for another good band?

Jeff(bigtikidude)

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beelzebozo posted on 12/24/2008

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=thee+swank+bastards&search_type=
to see videos of us. And yes the girl is in them.

her picture wasn't available but know who I'm talking about.

[ Edited by: beelzebozo 2008-12-23 18:45 ]

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MamboKing posted on 12/24/2008

BAHAW!

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kirby posted on 12/25/2008

hey beelzebozo, Im gonna be in vegas this weekend are thee swank bastards playin anywhere?

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beelzebozo posted on 12/28/2008

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beelzebozo posted on 01/20/2009

Thee Swank Bastards
New dates Have been added
Jan 23rd at the Double Down in Las Vegas
Feb 13th at the Double Down Las Vegas
Feb 14th at the Purple Orchid in El Segundo
Aug 14th at the Tiki Oasis at the Crown Hotel in San Diego
Aug 15th at the Tiki Oasis at the Crown Hotel in San Diego

[ Edited by: beelzebozo 2009-01-20 13:37 ]

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beelzebozo posted on 01/20/2009

Thee Swank Bastards are now in the studio working on two new records. One will be an original and the second one will be the Black Sabbath stuff that seems to be enjoyed all of you out their. the Sabbath record should be out in time to with us to The Purple Orchid in Feb.

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Jenny0LV posted on 01/20/2009

On 2008-12-02 14:29, beelzebozo wrote:
THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.THEE SWANK BASTARDS will be playing The Purple Orchid saturday February 14th 2009.

Honey your such a spaz!

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bigtikidude posted on 01/21/2009

Man I'm really bummed I'm gonna miss your PO show,
please save me a Sabbath cover cd.

thanks,
Jeff(bigtikidude)

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kirby posted on 01/22/2009

why are you gonna miss th P.O show btd.. are you finally getting that hemorrhoid surgery you were talking about??..

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little lost tiki posted on 01/22/2009

why are you gonna miss th P.O show btd.. are you finally getting that hemorrhoid surgery you were talking about??..

he's Hopefully going to get that CRAB removed from his AZZ!
:lol:

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bigtikidude posted on 01/23/2009

ha ha ha,
I was gonna get the Kirby and Kenny tattoo removed from my ass.
but think I will leave it now.

not that its any of yer bizness.
but I will be at Forbidden Island that night.
sheeeesh.
:roll:

Jeff(bigtikidude)

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beelzebozo posted on 02/06/2009

less than one week away Thee Swank Bastards will be at the Purple Orchid

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bigtikidude posted on 02/06/2009

how swank

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Wersmo Derinc posted on 02/08/2009


This is gonna be a great show!

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bigtikidude posted on 02/12/2009

bump for Sat.

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beelzebozo posted on 02/24/2009

Thee Swank Bastards are gonna be playing the purple orchid again in may. any other venues in the Southern California area that wouldn't mind having us?

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bigtikidude posted on 02/26/2009

no pics from the Purple Orchid show?
Kirby?
Bueler?

Jeff(bigtikidude)

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bigtikidude posted on 02/26/2009
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beelzebozo posted on 03/02/2009

Check this out to all of the Bastard's you tube videos
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6BFF173B9FBD90F2

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beelzebozo posted on 03/26/2009

This just in Thee Swak Bastards will open the Tiki Oasis 9. first band on stage means first band drunk woohoo.

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