Interview with the person below you

This is an idea I snagged from another forum I was lurking on this morning (don't worry, I'm not being unfaithful to you).

Simple idea really, just answer the question posed, then leave another one for the next person that comes along. I'll start with a boring one, but hopefully it'll get more interesting as it goes along:

What was the last CD you bought (not downloaded)?

On 2009-03-25 00:37, Hakalugi wrote:
What was the last CD you bought (not downloaded)?

Communicable disease?
I've downloaded one, but I don't think I ever bought one.

When was the last time you hacked a loogy?

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga 2009-03-25 03:11 ]

..a lugi was hak'd in the first post.......and now, a question for the next person, one which will probably end the thread.....

"when was the last time you paid for sex?"........

On 2009-03-25 05:12, Tipsy McStagger wrote:

and now, a question for the next person, one which will probably end the thread.....

"when was the last time you paid for sex?"........

About two weeks ago when I bought this...

Haven't had the courage to approach her yet.

Next person, spit or swallow?

I tried chew once, I spit it out.

Give me all your money?

Quote:

On 2009-03-25 05:12, Tipsy McStagger wrote:

and now, a question for the next person, one which will probably end the thread.....

"when was the last time you paid for sex?"........

1970 in Nogales, Mexican side. No ill effects.

When did Wattsamatau beat Tic-Toc-Tech?....or when was the last time you ate something you really didn't want to?

[ Edited by: drgoat456 2009-03-25 08:24 ]

I'm having trouble swallowing this question, so refer to Psycho Tiki D's question and I'll say spit.

Top or bottom...?

Top.

Paper or Plastic?

Paper

Hypothetical situation:

You're in your bedroom late at night when you hear a noise. Someone else is in your house. You quietly sneak down the hallway and peek around the corner. You see Unga Bunga rummaging through your liquor cabinet (pun intended). What do you do?

[ Edited by: Hakalugi 2009-03-25 13:26 ]

On 2009-03-25 12:41, Hakalugi wrote:
Paper

Hypothetical situation:

You're in your bedroom late at night when you hear a noise. Someone else is in your house. You quietly sneak down the hallway and peek around the corner. You see Unga Bunga rummaging through your liquor cabinet (pun intended). What do you do?

Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire, then get some marshmellows.

If you were 100% sure no one would find out, and the opportunity presented itself, would you
punch a monkey in the face?

no monkey punching!
donkey punch maybe ....lol
whats the difference between a ROLLER derby girl and a Burlesque dancer? ( in your opinion)

A derby girl dresses in barely anything but likes it when the night ends and she is covered in bruises and rink rash. A burlesque girl is a few steps up from a hooker --because they take all their clothes off but dont have sex for money.
I played derby and dabbled in burlesque so that be my opinion.

Lets see.....

Which came first--the chicken or the egg?

On 2009-03-25 15:02, leleliz wrote:
A derby girl dresses in barely anything but likes it when the night ends and she is covered in bruises and rink rash. A burlesque girl is a few steps up from a hooker --because they take all their clothes off but dont have sex for money.
I played derby and dabbled in burlesque so that be my opinion.

Lets see.....

Which came first--the chicken or the egg?

The chicken came first, after it hatched out of an egg.

Hmm..Are you sure burlesque girls don't have sex for money?

On 2009-03-25 15:07, Psycho Tiki D wrote:
Hmm..Are you sure burlesque girls don't have sex for money?

Were there credit cards?
Shit! I just answered a question with a question.

try again:
What's the weather in your town as we speak?

On 2009-03-26 00:17, Unga Bunga wrote:

On 2009-03-25 15:07, Psycho Tiki D wrote:
Hmm..Are you sure burlesque girls don't have sex for money?

Were there credit cards?
Shit! I just answered a question with a question.

try again:
What's the weather in your town as we speak?

It's the overall atmospheric conditions affecting the municipality to which I belong during the timeframe of our conversation.

What's in your stimulus package?

Stimulus Package

2 OZ Rum
1 OZ sweetened lime juice
Club Soda
1 package of Pop Rocks™

Fill a large glass half full of ice. Pour the rum and lime juice over the ice. Fill glass almost to the top with club soda. Serve with the "stimulus package" of Pop Rocks.

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

No, the air conditioning is broken

Does it hurt?

Only when I laugh...
Are you done...?

On 2009-03-26 17:01, KuKu wrote:
Only when I laugh...
Are you done...?

Done finding tiki, no.

Are you spun?

no just agitated.

Wheres the beef?

Do we have to go through this every friggin' time we eat here? You ordered the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. It's made with chicken. "Chicken" is in the name of the "sammich". That's why it's called the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. If it were made with beef they'd probably have called it a burger. If you'd wanted chicken and beef then you shoulda ordered the Ass Kickin' Cock-N-Bull Barn Burner™.

You gonna eat that pickle?

On 2009-03-26 20:47, woofmutt wrote:
Do we have to go through this every friggin' time we eat here? You ordered the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. It's made with chicken. "Chicken" is in the name of the "sammich". That's why it's called the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. If it were made with beef they'd probably have called it a burger. If you'd wanted chicken and beef then you shoulda ordered the Ass Kickin' Cock-N-Bull Barn Burner™.

You gonna eat that pickle?

Umm, that isn't a pickle..

What would you choose: Being paid $1,000,000 a year as the world's most famous celibate Mime, or
Being paid $22,450 a year as a Pornstar with all the free beer you can drink?

Free Beer ( one of my fav L.A./O.C.punk bands in the '80's)
So, if Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse...?

Why was Rubio's selling "langostino Lobster"? Does'nt that mean "Lobster Lobster"?

Because they're Estupido Stupid.

You want Salsa Sauce with that?

[ Edited by: quiet village idiot 2009-04-21 03:49 ]

sure why not, as long as it's not crazy spicy.

What time is it in Space?

Relative to your gravity-well, it's now.

How much time can you spare?

All of it, but if you borrow any you'll have to return it in good condition.

Now that you've had a chance to fully assess the situation, how do you plan to extricate us from this downward spiral of imminent doom?

On 2009-04-16 09:46, The Gnomon wrote:

Now that you've had a chance to fully assess the situation, how do you plan to extricate us from this downward spiral of imminent doom?

WITH A MIDGET CLOWN OF COURSE!

What would the name of this midget Superhero be
if he could really fly and fight crime?

Mighty Mouse of course.

Do I REALLY need to change my oil EVERY 3000 miles???

On 2009-04-17 21:31, 8FT Tiki wrote:

Do I REALLY need to change my oil EVERY 3000 miles???

If you drive a Yugo or Suzuki, yes. My Jeep has made it through 15,000 miles without an oil change.

Would one really go blind if one continued to masturbate?

[ Edited by: admin 2008-11-25 19:32 ]

Eh ... could you write that again using slightly larger letters? I can hardly see it, as it is ...

So tell me --- why is Lt. Uhura's dress so short?

To go where every man has gone before.

Why are oxymorons so ironic?

Because Billy Mays is an Iron Man.

How do I sharpen the blades on my Ronco Veg-o-matic?

05-29-2009 – Hmmm. I guess that was a tough question since the Veg-o-matic only has one blade (that curves back and forth), plus it never needs sharpening.

[ Edited by: The Gnomon 2009-05-29 11:09 ]

I've been hitting on my next door neighbor's sister. How long is it until Hell freezes over?

Any day now, judging by the Nightly News...

How fast can you run?

Walking is better than running away but crawling aint no good at all...
Can you dig it...?

Yes I can, TSOL code Blue style.

Why are they called spider-monkeys?

In its native Outer Inbetweenica the spider monkey diet consists of almost 60% insects. Though the spider monkeys don't spin webs they're very good at catching bugs. The do this by holding so tightly to a tree trunk that they are completely rigid and still. The arm not holding onto the tree is held up like a branch. As bugs pass by the seemingly harmless tree branch the spider monkeys grab and eat them. They will also eat small birds that land on their hands, but the spider monkeys are eaten by large birds of prey who aren't fooled by the tree branch act.

How lame is fruit for dessert?