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Tiki Oasis 9 - Artist Alley Previews! Warning: This thread is neither cool nor current! So there!

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LLT
little lost tiki posted on 08/13/2009

Some peeple jus dun unnerstand are country way of Laif....

Otter von Stroheim!

Crazy Owl!

Sabu-y'all are jus' the bees knees!

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 08/13/2009

WARE OR BRING NAIMETAGS !

LT
LOL Tiki posted on 08/13/2009

On 2009-08-12 23:55, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:

There's Sqwirrel-Kissin'

So that's wut the Sqwirrel jar's a'fore!

S
squid posted on 08/13/2009

On 2009-08-13 10:39, LOL Tiki wrote:

So that's wut the Sqwirrel jar's a'fore!

Now yer a gittin' it cuzzin Lolly!

And don't you fergit to bring some of them moonshine my-ties! You needs it fer yer breth after kissin them skwirrels.

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 08/13/2009

Yew boys am Nuts!

git it? Nuts?
Skwirrels?

AAAW-HAW!

CJ
Coco Joe posted on 08/13/2009

On 2009-08-13 11:14, little lost tiki wrote:
Yew boys am Nuts!

git it? Nuts?
Skwirrels?

AAAW-HAW!

Holden my nuts?

LT
LOL Tiki posted on 08/13/2009

On 2009-08-13 11:23, Coco Joe wrote:

On 2009-08-13 11:14, little lost tiki wrote:
Yew boys am Nuts!

git it? Nuts?
Skwirrels?

AAAW-HAW!

Holden my nuts?

Don't he make da mugs?

BM
bb moondog posted on 08/13/2009

that skwerrells whoamun kinda luks lahk TIKI KALIKI

B
BigToe posted on 08/14/2009

On 2009-08-13 10:39, LOL Tiki wrote:

There's Sqwirrel-Kissin'

Sqwirrel-Kissin'?!??!

Thats IT. you done GONE TOO FAR. Soon as I setted up GHOULIGAN'S HUT (Last years BEST BOOTH AWARD WINNER), I'm fixin' to commence the feudin' on PAPPY HAGGLERS BARGAIN BARN.

We Sofistimacated INDOORS VENDORS do NOT cotton to fraternitizing with them fuzzy-tailed VARMITS!!!

varmits is for stewin' NOT scr...well u get the pitcher.

Uncle Toesy

S
squid posted on 08/14/2009

Lester, Junior and me, Pappy, will see y'all real soon! Bring yer dollers!

Uncle Toe will be doin' a skwirrel kissin' demunstrashun!

[ Edited by: squid 2009-08-13 22:00 ]

B
Bowana posted on 08/14/2009

On 2009-08-06 21:22, squid wrote:
Hey thar Bowie! You makes some purdy mugs for shore. And they got some purdy wahheeneez on em too! But don't you go pointin' no shotguns at the Hagglers. Unless ah course you want to brake the Ruiner/Haggler cease fire of 1923. That'd be a real shame if'n you Ruiners got yer britches full of buckshot at a fancy event in Sandy Acres. And don't you touch my pigs!!! It was your great-grandpappy what started all that fuss by stealin' my great-grandpappys pig.

All righty then, Pappy. We'll continue us a cease fire fer this here fancy ee-vent. I'll even give ya the offspring of the hog that m' great grandpappy done stole from you-uns way back then.


Jes' one lil' problem tho. Us Ruiners been 'sperimentin' in the lab wif genetics and stuff like that there. We's tryin' ta come up wif the perfek pig. Sometimes it don't go raht.


Other times it go a lil' too raht an' cree-ates a monster!

Ah'll put down m' shootin' iron an' hand 'em over to ya and Junior on Sattiday.

Ruiner Bowie

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 08/17/2009

Well, I stopped on by the Bargain Barn several times but had to hurry on up and skedaddle out since I had the Homestead Arts Pavillion to look after. There wasn't once that this place wasn't busy, so pictures were a little hard to get. Here's the best of what I did, though.

Pappy Haggler's Bargain Barn

Well, here's Pappy and Junior rite now!

And that city slicker, Big Toad stopped on by for a friendly visit.

Our proud heritage!

Thas all I got that's fit fer showin. Mebbe someone else has some they can post up here, too.

C
croe67 posted on 08/17/2009

WOAH!
Pappy went 'in get some new overalls for da party!?!?!?
Now 'dats sumthin' speeeeeeecial!

BM
bb moondog posted on 08/17/2009

that thars some KINFOLK fur shure i rectum!

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 08/18/2009

Way to kill a buzz there, dude.

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 08/18/2009

totally!

LT
LOL Tiki posted on 08/18/2009

Some hi-falootin' kullector got the skwirrel jar a'fore I got to cee it! :(

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 08/19/2009

i think she got it fer 15-20 bucks!
Pappy and i was comparin haggler stories
(most of y'all don't know how to haggle to save your life,by the way!
had to coach and coax all y'all amateurs....)
and Pappy sez this girl was the best haggler of the day!

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 08/22/2009

BM
bb moondog posted on 08/29/2009

...not to cast aspersions..but i THINK the COOL & CURRENT aspects of this topic are DONE

H
hodadhank posted on 08/31/2009

On 2009-08-29 13:25, bb moondog wrote:
...not to cast aspersions..but i THINK the COOL & CURRENT aspects of this topic are DONE

GASP!!!!!

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 08/31/2009

then why are people still nominating it?
:lol:

S
squid posted on 09/01/2009

And why would someone bump a dead thread just to point out that it's not "cool and current"?

Ahhhh...the mysteries of life...

BB
Bora Boris posted on 09/01/2009

I just gave you 3 votes and NOTHING!

I have no juice.

Sorry guys. :(

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 09/01/2009

2 weeks after the event and still cool and current!
Wear it like a Badge,Artist Alley friends!
:)

is bb upset because Squid and i didn't accept that art he was trying to give us at Oasis?
:lol:

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/03/2009

"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid."
Friedrich Nietzsche

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 09/03/2009

insipid?

Fancy pants word Girl!

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/03/2009

just quoting Nietzsche . . .

my new line of pants!
Kookypants
Fancypants
Smartypants
:lol:

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 09/03/2009

what about Candypants/

man! Is this topic cool or what?
:)

LT
LOL Tiki posted on 09/03/2009

So cool it deserves a bump!

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/03/2009

So cool, I need better pants just to sit and read it! :lol:

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/03/2009

On 2009-09-01 01:36, Bora Boris wrote:
I just gave you 3 votes and NOTHING!
I have no juice.
Sorry guys. :(

's ok Boris! You bumped it anyway!

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 09/03/2009

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO REQUEST SOME READING PANTS PLEASE! :)

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/03/2009

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You got it! Reading pants coming right up! But they need a COOL and CURRENT name!
How about Perusalpants?



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[ Edited by: Kiki von Tiki 2009-09-03 10:34 ]

LT
LOL Tiki posted on 09/03/2009

I want a smoking jacket and a pipe. And an ascot. A smoking jacket, a pipe and an ascot; that's all I need.

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 09/03/2009

i prefer LEARNINPANTS
or LIBRARYPANTS...
maybe in a nice wool tartan
that's all I need...

B
Bowana posted on 09/03/2009

Try SMARTYPANTS sometime.
I really like mine.
:)

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/03/2009

A testimonial from Bowie! :)

We'll have to send a pair of LIBRARYPANTS to Woofmutt so he can test them out. I'm perfecting the special patented "Anti-weirdlo" coating that prevents normals from talking to you in public places.

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 09/03/2009

the CHAISENORMAL Fashion triple pleated pant in a nice herringbone please!
:)

B
beadtiki posted on 09/03/2009

On 2009-09-03 11:04, LOL Tiki wrote:
I want a smoking jacket and a pipe. And an ascot. A smoking jacket, a pipe and an ascot; that's all I need.

...and this Thermos. That's all I need.

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/04/2009

LOL and Bead, dontcha need some PANTS to go with your ascots, jackets and thermoses? We got all kinds! Take your pick! Special patented anti-weirdlo coating at no extra charge! Hmmm Candypants with anti-weirdlo coating could be just the thing for our teenage girls!

STCB
Sabu The Coconut Boy posted on 09/04/2009

Didn't squid play drums for Candypants back in the 80s?

LT
LOL Tiki posted on 09/04/2009

On 2009-09-03 21:36, Kiki von Tiki wrote:
LOL and Bead, dontcha need some PANTS to go with your ascots, jackets and thermoses? We got all kinds! Take your pick! Special patented anti-weirdlo coating at no extra charge! Hmmm Candypants with anti-weirdlo coating could be just the thing for our teenage girls!

It's too hot for pants, I'll wear a long smoking jacket.

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/04/2009

and you will be smoking in that long jacket, Lol!

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/04/2009

On 2009-09-03 22:02, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Didn't squid play drums for Candypants back in the 80s?

was that when this was taken? It doesn't look like he has on CANDYPANTS to me!

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 09/04/2009

oh Brother!
:lol:

late and uncool
this thread is!
:lol:

i want some nerdypants!

LT
LOL Tiki posted on 09/04/2009

#1 - Cool & Current!! :lol: :tiki: :lol:

KVT
Kiki von Tiki posted on 09/04/2009

On 2009-09-04 09:13, little lost tiki wrote:
late and uncool
this thread is!
:lol:
i want some nerdypants!

I got some YODAPANTS for you, Kinny!
Now I gotta get my little CANDYPANTS on the road to San Diego for the truly COOL and CURRENT!
Hodaddy is waiting for us!
See you there!



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[ Edited by: Kiki von Tiki 2009-09-04 11:28 ]

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