Tiki Oasis 9 - Artist Alley Previews! Warning: This thread is neither cool nor current! So there!

That there's just a PROTEE-TYPE for our Bargin Barn sign!

Pappy will tan my hide if'n he heers anyone Guffawin at it!
now shush!
:)

Did I hear a rumor that the Artist Alley was full? What is he charging to get in there?

On 2009-07-20 16:38, little lost tiki wrote:

Be shore ta git yor pikture taken at
Pappy Haggler's FUN-HOLEs!

BigTOAD and GLUG had a BLAST last year
at dat dere FUN-HOLE ! Looky-See!

hmmm...i dont recall engaging in any activities involving ken & squids "fun-holes"...but i was a little faded after the room crawls. cant wait for this year's shenanigans!

Hey there Pappy and Junior! I got yer pro-tee-type for yer Tiki Oh-Hay-Sis Niner signature mug! The glazing went super - she looks rite purty! But I dropped 'er on 'er head and chipped it a little. Shore looks good enuf to me! Let me know if'n we should go ahead and git that pre-duction line started up.

By the way, Alfred's lookin rite sharp there! And as frisky as a pup, too!

[ Edited by: Kiki von Tiki 2009-07-21 10:33 ]

On 2009-07-21 10:32, Kiki von Tiki wrote:
Hey there Pappy and Junior! I got yer pro-tee-type for yer Tiki Oh-Hay-Sis Niner signature mug! The glazing went super - she looks rite purty! But I dropped 'er on 'er head and chipped it a little. Shore looks good enuf to me! Let me know if'n we should go ahead and git that pre-duction line started up.

I sez do it! We're all a bit cracked these days so don't you worry. We kin just paint Tiki-Oh-Hayseed on the back. Nice work thar KeeKee.

On 2009-07-21 10:26, AlohaStation wrote:
Did I hear a rumor that the Artist Alley was full? What is he charging to get in there?

No rumor. It's sold out. I traded Otto some chickens and 62 Studebaker Lark with a bad set of valves.

We won't charge you to come visit :)

On 2009-07-21 10:50, squid wrote:

On 2009-07-21 10:32, Kiki von Tiki wrote:
Hey there Pappy and Junior! I got yer pro-tee-type for yer Tiki Oh-Hay-Sis Niner signature mug! The glazing went super - she looks rite purty! But I dropped 'er on 'er head and chipped it a little. Shore looks good enuf to me! Let me know if'n we should go ahead and git that pre-duction line started up.

I sez do it! We're all a bit cracked these days so don't you worry. We kin just paint Tiki-Oh-Hayseed on the back. Nice work thar KeeKee.

Ahm sorry I chipped yer tiki mug. I wuz jewcin' lemmins on the hat and one of them tarned out to be a rock!

Dagnabbit Sabu, I figgered it wuz EWE! And poor KeeKee is takin' the heat. None of Ma's molasses cookies fer ya!

On 2009-07-21 11:22, squid wrote:
Dagnabbit Sabu, I figgered it wuz EWE! And poor KeeKee is takin' the heat. None of Ma's molasses cookies fer ya!

Dangit Sabu! I tol yew to keep yer yip shut or we wouldn't git no more a Ma's cookies! An now lookee what you done did!

On 2009-07-21 05:30, croe67 wrote:

On 2009-07-21 03:07, squid wrote:
First up we got a porker picnic with a whole mess o' Luau Pigs!

WANT! 8) 8)

I 2nd that,
a whole set of those would be great for a LongPig Luau.

Jeff(bigtikidude)

YAHEARS THAT PAPPY!?!?!
We better Gits on the PIGGY Gatherin!

SU-WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

On 2009-07-21 15:06, little lost tiki wrote:
YAHEARS THAT PAPPY!?!?!
We better Gits on the PIGGY Gatherin!

SU-WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!

On 2009-07-21 03:07, squid wrote:
Pappy here with a Bargin Barn update! I'm a haulin' ass trying to git ready for this shindig and wanted to show y'all some of the stuff you kin buy.

First up we got a porker picnic with a whole mess o' Luau Pigs!

These here is custom pigs by yours truly. Please do not feed these critters!
Free bacon swizzle with every pork purchase! (while supplies last)

Next up we got the Freeky Tiki Royal Family. Junior, Queen Momona and King Okole been around since 2002 so it's time to retire. Just 5 sets left! Then there ain't no more, never!

Now I wanna show y'all a little customizin' to the Castaway Spirit Hut mug: (There's more cookin' in the still...)

And speakin' of critters, that Gecko feller (you know, he sells insurance and makes mugs) and I have been collaboratin' somethin' fierce on the Ku Ku Kachoo. But this time I took to whittlin' on a couple of them and glazed 'em up real good.

So I hopes y'all kin come by and say Howdyloha to me and Junior and Alfred. And don't fergit to visit all the artists in the Tiki Oasis Mobile Home Estates!!!

Pappy

Oh my goodnes them got pigs & stufs wow! dats some good grub der!

BRAKIN NOOSE!
We just AQWired a Pool fer the kids!
Hear's are new pool with Pappy and i jes funnin around with dem Luau Piglets!

Come cool off at Pappy Haggler's Bargin Barn!
Best Prises-Wurst Spellin!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Beautiful Dawnee!
Can't Wait to see your work in person soon-sooooooo much juicier!

Well, that dern showoff Heather Watts
prodigy and cutie-pie that she is
is trying to astonish and amaze y'all with a painting a day!
now,granted,they are beautiful and awesome
but only ONE a day?
OY!
So, I'm gonna try and make a habit of posting 5-10 pieces every 2-3 days
in an attempt to topple the monopoly that is Ms. Watts and her work..
:)

here is some of the work that will be in the San Diego area during oasis...

You 2 painters are on FIRE!!! Artist's Alley is going to be the place to hit first!

I'm thinking of printing up a couple of t-shirts with the below design to sell at Oasis if there is any interest?? I'm guessing that they will be about $20. or so. As it stands right now, I know I want one or two, and one for the Bird as well...let me know if your interested. If I get enough people to say yup, I'll pull the trigger.

I will have another PIGALU to post for Pappy soon :)

well tan mah hide!

ya'll best get on down!

yipyip!

:D

Peckerwood? :lol: I love that word. It's fun to say!

LLT, you are hoggin up the bandwith on this here thread with your 5-20 pieces a day. Some of those you've already posted!

What else we got? Lessee . . .

Ms. Formaldehyde ~ Necklaces, bracelets and other accessories. Where's your stuff?

Babalu ~ Ceramics. Get em posted up there mister!

Bowana ~ Selling pendants and mugs. Nice pendants! I likee the shell wahines!

Tiki Lee ~ Tiki candles and carvings. Those candles are good. And the mid-century carvings are cool!

Little Lost Tiki ~ Original paintings,drawings and Artistic Oddities by Ken Ruzic. You are DONE! :wink:

SQUID ~ Selling limited edition and one-of-a-kind ceramics, pendants, prints and drawings. Nice pigglies, Pap!

Tiki Hana ~ Art and carvings by Bob Ho. Bob! Sounds good, Bob, show us!

Go Tiki Ceramics ~ Ceramic Tiki And Hawaiian Art. Gogo where art thou? Mebbe after the TTPP show you will grace us.

MP ~ Original Ceramics and Paintings. YES! MP, put some pics up!

Sophista-Tiki Originals ~ Original watercolors by Dawn Frasier. Dawn, you have some great stuff, raffles, and a booth that IS art!

April's Gifts of Aloha ~ Handmade lotion, hand fans and hairclips. April? Come on in, the water's fine!

Kiki von Tiki ~ Clothing and accessories for Retro-Modern Wahines. THE BEST STUFF ON EARTH! :lol:

Bloodbath ~ Handmade soaps, bath and body products. Ooohh, is that a cool name or what? Whataya got?

[ Edited by: Kiki von Tiki 2009-07-24 10:37 ]

DagNABBIT!
:lol:

Kiki Von Tiki griped....

LLT, you are hoggin up the bandwith on this here thread with your 5-20 pieces a day. Some of those you've already posted!

there's so many i fergit Kiki!

Good Job there rallying the troops!
Now C'mon there Hornswagglers
post sum o dem PIX!

little lost tiki = the Picasso of Tiki art.

You are prolific and paint in more styles than I'm able to count.

"Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. " - Picasso

On 2009-07-23 23:09, TikiSan wrote:
little lost tiki = the Picasso of Tiki art.

Amen Tikisan, LLT's work is mind bottling!

Sorry Im late with the pappy haggler pics, Ive been juggling all kinds of stuff
over here. Ive been peeking into creating tiki to keep me inspired.
I have 2 different mugs I'm bringing down and a handful of handbuilt stuff as well.
Also a bunch of original paintings. I will try to get pics up soon.

Besides working on my art show for saturday, I am interning for Tiki Oasis.
We thought some sign work from me would best suit there needs. Here are some pics
from my work in progress.

A fun directional sign for the grass area.

A comment tiki for Oasis feedback from attendees.

I will get some pics up as soon as I can. I am bringing
my wife, my son, my buddy and his girlfriend & we
are stoked!!!!!!!! mp

That's some really cool stuff, MP! Can't wait to see it all in person. You are definitely working hard with all those endeavours!

GROG looking forward to visiting Kinny's Bargin Barn and leaving a deposit on some of his art.

Pork Jam at Ruzic's Hog Farm til 3:00 AM!!!!!

Pig modification run rampant with Big Toe and Little Kinny...

Toe goes off and Pigor Mortis sets in.

Kinny strikes a tell-all TV deal with Maori Povich.

I finished up Ren Pork's severed head and another chip-carved Tiki pig.

Then knocked out a Porquesan.

The little x-eye dude is a commission piece.

If all goes well these will become additions to Pappy Haggler's Pettin' Zoo at Oasis.

Y'all come back now, ya hear?

OMG, the luau pig set is EP-IC.

i am having serious lust for the Porquesan and the tiki ones!

Pigor Mortis def needs red inside like your first tiki.

i shorly hope that ur able to wrangle up a few more artists for this wacky Luau!

Many mahalos for including me, Uncle Daddy!

alohas, Toesy

Those piggies are PRICELESS!!!

As long as we are posting pig progress...here are afew from Clay Camp that are in the kiln right now.

Squidly's Pig Fink

uhhhh yeah,

Squidalu #1

This Bumper car pig still get a little dude with a drink driving it yet...

DAYM PIG NATION!

PS: Didn't want to be the page killer so I mover these images over from the last page...

Squid wrote:

Pork Jam at Ruzic's Hog Farm til 3:00 AM!!!!!

Pig modification run rampant with Big Toe and Little Kinny...

Toe goes off and Pigor Mortis sets in.

Kinny strikes a tell-all TV deal with Maori Povich.

I finished up Ren Pork's severed head and another chip-carved Tiki pig.

Then knocked out a Porquesan.

The little x-eye dude is a commission piece.

If all goes well these will become additions to Pappy Haggler's Pettin' Zoo at Oasis.

Y'all come back now, ya hear?

More guest artists at Pappy Haggler's Hog Farm to stir up the pork n beans! Direct from the islands, may I present some Gecko puerco! Howdyloha!!!

On the left we have Loco Moco (SOLD), and on the right Tahitian Luau.

Prepare to pig out soon with Kirby and Grog...

On 2009-07-24 21:38, BigToe wrote:
OMG, the luau pig set is EP-IC.

i am having serious lust for the Porquesan and the tiki ones!

Pigor Mortis def needs red inside like your first tiki.

i shorly hope that ur able to wrangle up a few more artists for this wacky Luau!

Many mahalos for including me, Uncle Daddy!

alohas, Toesy

Don't worry none, Pig Toe. I'll take care of your lil' porker as if he wuz kin!

All of this awesomeness is going to make my head explode!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel the same way!

p.s. I had the guy from Scanners up there, but I forgot how realistic and scary it still is!

[ Edited by: Tiki Lee's 2009-07-25 23:42 ]

On 2009-07-25 16:30, squid wrote:
More guest artists at Pappy Haggler's Hog Farm to stir up the pork n beans! Direct from the islands, may I present some Gecko puerco! Howdyloha!!!

On the left we have Loco Moco (SOLD), and on the right Tahitian Luau.

Prepare to pig out soon with Kirby and Grog...

Sold already! Damn Pappy!

Pig Power! Man, yous fellers went OFF! Great stuff all around.

Hey Pappy- what are gonna name the bacon swizzle sticks? Sizzlin' Swizzles?

OY-INK!

-Andy
http://tikijoesocean.com

Is that a sneak peek of your booth,Dawnee?
Are yuh a-teasin us country-folk? :)

GROG mistake Pappy haggler's Bargin Barn
with Junior Haggler's Confession Booth!!!

GARAN-TEED to leave ya feelin
LIGHTER
BRIGHTER
and BONA-FIDE!

On 2009-07-27 13:10, little lost tiki wrote:

You should paint them as moon shining moai... :D

LOL,
thuh only thang we gonna paint up
is dem woodin walls of are humbul country cabbin!

There's those dern Hagglers! Ever last one of em! And lookit em, showin off ther firearms an tryin to start a fight . . . you kin believe me'n the Barkers will be akeepin close to the homestead till theys all gone home agin. Them boys sker me somthin fierce!

edited by KvT to correct my hilbilly syntax

[ Edited by: Kiki von Tiki 2009-07-27 22:11 ]

You guys gonna be servin' hobo chili again?

[ Edited by: Mai Tai 2009-07-27 19:11 ]

Hobo soup with rattler & possum sonny, dat goood grub. Doggoneitz

Doggoneitz
:lol:

:music: At the T.O. Artists Alley :music: :music: :music:
There's a land that's fair and bright
Where the tikis grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night
Where the boxcars are all empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds,
and the bees,
and the cigarette trees
Where the bud light springs,
where the bluebird sings
At the T.O. Artists Alley

At the T.O. Artists Alley
All the crawlers have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft boiled eggs
The farmer's trees bear passionfruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh, I'm bound to go
where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
and the wind don't blow
At the T.O. Artists Alley

At the T.O. Artists Alley
you never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
come a-trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
and the railroad bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
and of aged rum too
You can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe
At the T.O. Artists Alley :music: :music: :music:

a lake of stew!
:lol:

That thar BillBilly is sumthin else!
But he hollered up to pappy and me last night
with a speshul Uh-Nowns-mint....
BILLBILLY is gorna be a'playin thuh SCHPRIEKELITZER
at Pappy Haggler's Bargin Barn and Hoedown!

Aside's that, Thar's a gonna be a Tuggy War/Pork Pull at 3PM on Saturday!
C'mon down and join the FUN!

Speaking of FUN!

What says Clown better den a HOBO CLOWN?

How aboot MOKO the CLOWN here ta chase yer Blues Away?

'mon down and help him Flip his Wig!

Here's a shot(a'fore he lost his head) with BIGTOAD at last year's
Hoopeston CrackerBarrel Special Sports Meet!

Also,here's some freshly baked items that will be at the Bargin Barn fer you to take glancings at...

That's it fer NAWH!

i hearz ya, hiphipahula....i be keepin my eyes peeled for some road kill to add to that pot o' goodness...