Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Bilge
Send me your Cool Tiki Stuff....
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Wed, Sep 16, 2009 11:18 PM
Hey Everyone, I know if you are like me, you are asking yourself, Self, I have collected all this cool Tiki Stuff, Now What? when you can just send it to me, so "I" can clutter up my home & save you all that dusting, I will even take a picture of your :tiki: Do it Now :tiki: Now Punk & Tiki mix well, like a Mai Tai with attitude. [ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2009-09-16 23:20 ] [ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2009-09-16 23:20 ] |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 12:24 AM
OK, so your asking who the what? Can this guy really dust? so here is a picture of me.... |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 1:23 AM
Here is my house, please note the classic security system, its original 1950s, still the best security system you can get. "Got Gort?" [ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2009-09-17 01:23 ] [ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2009-09-17 01:24 ] |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 1:30 AM
Meet the wife.... |
BB
Bongo Bungalow
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 2:46 AM
Well, you could at least provide your address. |
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little lost tiki
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 8:26 AM
i suspect this is all a clever and WE pay the shipping? Whaddya say? |
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Sophista-tiki
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 10:18 AM
put the effort in to hunt down and create your own collection like everyone else did. |
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little lost tiki
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 11:57 AM
you can't blame the kid for trying.... |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 12:08 PM
Kenny,Kenny....manipulation?, I think the intention is quite clear, no subterfuge at all, no sneaky scams, like.. I am doing you a favor, plus you will feel good that you paid for shipping, because you are helping the economy! Economic emergency solved! |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 12:33 PM
Sophista-tiki, Sophista-tiki, Sophista-tiki I have input your post into my "Marvac 1000" Super Computer and it confirms you are lacking the Levity Gene! Further inquiry's has brought to light the fact, That you! are the "Pillager of Rapa Nui" and we would like our Moais Back ASAP! Also you have been chosen to host in your front yard this year the largest gathering of Maori Warriors in the world See,See what your lack of Levity has brought you... |
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little lost tiki
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 12:36 PM
mama told me not to suffer fools... this isn't economic recovery You won't regret it! Wouldn't it feel better if ALL the beautiful Tiki things |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 12:54 PM
Kenny, I will be sending you my 20x10 limited edition signed print Called "Big Trouble in little Tiki Town" That 20x10 size is a bitch... |
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Unga Bunga
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 1:23 PM
Send me your wife. |
STCB
Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 1:24 PM
You two are very persuasive. But I love my Party City tikis and Corona beer parrots so much I don't think I could part with them. Sabu |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 1:34 PM
Unga Bunga, |
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ron-tiki
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 1:34 PM
this post is a waste.. only good for atp to get more posts credited to his name....oh and to start bickering on tc.. |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 1:40 PM
Sabu, |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 1:43 PM
ron-tiki, I also have input your post into my "Marvac 1000" Super Computer and it confirms you are lacking the Levity Gene! |
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little lost tiki
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 1:54 PM
there's no such thing as a Levity gene... the condition of levity involves maybe you should invest in a Humor gene.. |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 2:05 PM
There is to, Kenny, I mapped it on my "Marvac 1000" Super Computer using Microsoft Gene Map 2005 software, Don't diss Super Science! |
LLT
little lost tiki
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 2:14 PM
Okay! MACs know ALL ABOUT this gene scam you've been perpetratin! |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 2:37 PM
Wow, This thread got bounced out of topics twice now, plus I got some nasty PMs, "not from you Kenny" Lighten the F**K up! I do collect my own Tiki & have for years, I do make my own Tiki shelves etc. I am a working stiff, so I don't have Some of you morons might have missed the fact that I did not post an address to send Tiki Stuff, a small clue as to the validity of the post in the first place. Man I sure would not want to share a Mai Tai with some you guy's out there. |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 3:05 PM
The Levity Gene allows for the ability to relax the sphincter muscle, those missing the gene, can not relax the sphincter muscle. |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 3:07 PM
This Gene pool is dire need of a pool cleaner..... |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 3:14 PM
OK calming down now, just wanted to say the angry monkey posts were a reply to those of you who PMed me sorry for the innocents who got some blood on them, I have been tested & there is nothing to worry about. |
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little lost tiki
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 4:15 PM
you should practice in the Bilge area.. |
LLT
little lost tiki
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Thu, Sep 17, 2009 4:25 PM
Oh.... |
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TikiShopPua
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 7:55 AM
Just for the record..ATP (Lance) is an AWESOME person, with a great sense of humor, and a big, big heart full of Aloha. Sometimes that word gets bandied around here (along with 'ohana) without it really having much meaning. The unfortunate thing about this kind of medium is that sometimes things get lost in translation. It WAS just a joke...the irony being that Lance doesn't really NEED to solicit "donations" to his collection. He and his wife have an AMAZING collection, much of which he has created himself..he's that talented. He has offered help where help is needed, AND opened his home, home bar and backyard paradise to tired and weary tiki shop slaves. He's a nice guy who, unfortunately, got flamed for an attempt at humor. Let's relax, shall we? |
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little lost tiki
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 10:10 AM
Hi Pua! |
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TikiShopPua
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 10:58 AM
Hi Kinny: Hugs to you! :) |
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KeithH
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 11:06 AM
Greetings, I am the executor of the will for the owner of the worlds largest antique Tiki collection. This collection includes items collected from around the globe and is currently the best collection anywhere. What most people don't know is that Mr Johnson collected multiple copies of each item and stored them in various locations around the globe with each location housing nearly $1,000,000 worth of artifacts. Several of these locations require someone from the US to claim them. If you would be willing to process the claims, I would split the items in those locations with you 50/50. All I require from you is a good faith payment of $10,000 that you can send to me via ScamUnion. Once received I will give you the information to make the first claim. Please respond promptly as some of the locations are at risk of demolition and if we are not able to get these artifacts out in time they will be lost forever. Please Reply to: [email protected] |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 11:13 AM
Wow! That sounds great, as soon as I get my money from the British Lottery & a Nigerian Prince |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 11:26 AM
Thanks Pua! Your the greatest & the keeper of true Aloha! |
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tiki-riviera
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 1:37 PM
I'm very interested in sending you all of my Shag originals, prints, mugs and books. I've had them so long I feel I don't look at them enough anymore. So, my only requirement is that you look at each and every piece every day, without blinking, for a minimum of 1 hour each. In addition I will send you my wife for no extra charge. enjoy! [ Edited by: tiki-riviera 2009-09-18 13:37 ] |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 2:50 PM
tiki-riviera, |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 2:51 PM
After enough Mai Tai's I will look at anything as long as you like! |
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Sophista-tiki
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 5:53 PM
now THAT was funny |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 8:20 PM
Hey Dawn has shown up in Bilge, Slumming are we? |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Fri, Sep 18, 2009 8:30 PM
Or,are you here to pass more judgement on us.... |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Sat, Sep 19, 2009 3:29 AM
Hey its kinda like the old Vegas Strip here in Bilge, the stuffed shirts are uptown, but we got Frankie's & the Double Down |
LLT
little lost tiki
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Sat, Sep 19, 2009 9:41 AM
speak for yourself! |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Sat, Sep 19, 2009 11:34 AM
Ahhhhhhhhh....Hillbilly's |
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woofmutt
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Sat, Sep 19, 2009 11:38 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh....Hillbilly's* Hillbilly's what? |
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Sophista-tiki
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Sun, Sep 20, 2009 8:28 AM
apparently stuffed shirt hillbilly elitists. |
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woofmutt
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Mon, Sep 21, 2009 7:45 AM
Yet we're always there with a helpin hand to kindly point out a misplaced comma. |
LLT
little lost tiki
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Mon, Sep 21, 2009 7:59 AM
ATP certainly did misplace that thar comma thang! |
ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk
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Mon, Sep 21, 2009 2:15 PM
I was startled at the site of Hillbillies, you see my family was slaughtered by deformed inbread hillbillies, on a camping trip [ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2009-09-21 14:17 ] |
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woofmutt
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Mon, Sep 21, 2009 2:33 PM
Oh yeah, I read about that in the Weekly World News...How the hillbillies took you in and raised you as one of their own piglets out in the sty with that big blue ribbon sow they had. Then one morning for no good reason at all you just up and went crazy and using the pistol you got for Christmas you killed your sow mama... And now whenever you're eating bacon and happen to catch the scent of gunpowder on the wind...You cry. |