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It's all fun and games until grandma pukes into a wastebasket.

The guy on the right is Redneck Suave

"I can handle my liquor, but Junior's shirt is making me nauseous!"

"Get a picture of me with these fly chicks we picked up at our family reunion"

Oh God!
I hope she didn't notice that fart.

Maybe if I just knock her in the head with this bottle and put her out of her misery, she'll stop that gawdawful retching

I starred at that shirt for two hours but I still don't see it. It's a sailboat right? Stupid magic eye.

Today's Photo wants to date your sister!

Now I know why Grandma was puking!

Hey! Is that a Manssier?

Norma never quite made the connection between her constantly disappearing underwear and why her 40 year old basement dwelling son never had a date until the night she heard the strains of Klaus Nomi's "You Don't Own Me" emanating from her son's room when she came downstairs to empty the drier.

Classic music reference Bear! :lol:

Action Figures or Womens underwear, Victor wasn't sure which one made him hotter?

What happens when you have no basket to put the lotion in.

Today's Photo is taking it to the River.

So a Cat, A Goose & a elderly indigenous native crossed a river......
whom was thinking of eating whom?

It reminds me of the puzzle where you have to cross the river with a fox, a goose, and a bag of corn without them eating each other :lol:

The stress of the cat seems to be in correlation to the happiness of the man. Therefore that man is a dick. The goose is just caught in the middle.

On 2011-09-25 12:45, Chuck Tatum is Tiki wrote:
So a Cat, A Goose & a elderly indigenous native crossed a river......
whom was thinking of eating whom?

The submerged Crocodile of course! and whatever it left over was fed on by the Piranha
then all those creepy water bugs & the brain eels, oh god not the brain eels!

Today's Photo does some good!

Another daring rescue from Thunderbird 13 & "International Rescue" Equestrian division!

Do it horsie, that cat's been pissing you off for years - now's your chance!

The deck of a crab boat on the Bering Sea is NOT the place to be horsing around trying to get some pussy.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Today's Photo is a classy monster!

Is that a "Creature" in my pants!

His lips are so dreamy SWOON

Wait a minute, now I remember! It is a FROG that turns into a prince.

Once they go Black Lagoon, they never go back.

[ Edited by: Brudda Bear 2011-09-27 18:13 ]

Today's photo asks "But is it Art?"

"Are you NUTS?!? If we were to use that DNA to fill in the missing gene sequences, the inflatable dinosaurs could start breeding uncontrollably in the wild!!"

And it still wants to sell me Insurance?

wait a minute, I'm confused,
but I have a feeling he/she is more confused than I am.
:o

Jeff(btd)

[ Edited by: bigtikidude 2011-09-28 11:15 ]

Avant guard clown balloon animal?

Today's Photo is going Bananas!

Sokwe readies for the birth control class he will teach, waiting for his truckload of condoms

"Mine, mine, they're ALL MINE! I'm rich, RICH I say! I'm a wealthy miser, Muahahahahahahahahaaaaa....."

Mr. Pickles does not really like Bananas, the cruel joke was the hidden Pineapple!

Remember, you have to clean your plate or there's no dessert for you!

Today's Photo is perfect for each other.

Here comes the rain again

Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion
I want to walk in the open wind
I want to talk like lovers do
I want to dive into your ocean
Is it raining with you

Guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing plastic wrap and nothing else....

Doctor says "clearly, I can see your nuts"

Homeland security, in response to oppositon to the new airport body scanners, offers travelers a clothing option.

Today's Photo is trying to hide its Salami...

HA...take that oscar meyer weiner mobile.

Carl Spackler: "Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still"

is that hard salami?

Today amid much fanfare, SONIC unveiled its new 30 Foot long coney.