Craigslist Wonders

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/4078985832.html
Tiki Bar - 2 piece 12 feet long "s" shaped- $2,500.00 OBO
Tiki Mosaic 8 ft Round Table - adjustable height leg choices - $3,500.OBO
(1) Tiki Mosaics framed picutres or use as tables - $850.00 OBO

On 2013-09-25 14:29, tikilongbeach wrote:
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/4078985832.html
Tiki Bar - 2 piece 12 feet long "s" shaped- $2,500.00 OBO

That's actually a damn nice bar. Not sure why you posted it here, would be better in Marketplace.

It's not my Craigslist ad so that's why I didn't post it in Marketplace. Its a great bar and mosaic table.

It's not my Craigslist ad so that's why I didn't post it in Marketplace. Its a great bar and mosaic table.

NEW 90-min cassette tape in wrapper

1 brand-new never opened 90-min cassette tape
If you can use it -- it's yours!
or if you're curious what they looked like! (aha)
laying on sidewalk, next to telephone pole on corner of
Ashworth Ave N & Green Lake Dr N -- past Duke's restaurant off Greenlake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=E-wXfFTokGQ#t=52

** futon mattress (west seattle)**

Futon mattress without frame...some stains but has a zip over cover..tan in color..you pick up..want gone asap

Want gone ASAP cuz, y'know..."Some stains" sometimes lead to indictment.

[ Edited by: woofmutt 2014-01-22 20:30 ]

FREE furniture chair (Kent)

FREE furniture chair. You haul.

This furniture chair is ideal for anyone looking to bring a dismal atmosphere with just a bit of misery to their home.

[ Edited by: woofmutt 2014-01-22 20:41 ]

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/atq/4282219858.html

Authentic tiki man from Haiti - $350 (Orange )

This piece was originally bought for 550 from a fisherman off the coast of Haiti. It will easily sell elsewhere for 600. I'm trying to get rid of it because I need the money.

[ Edited by: tikilongbeach 2014-01-28 13:25 ]

Wow, those are really rare! Could have some sort of Tiki Voodoo powers! :lol:

I had to post this. it was in the free section

I don't think I'll make it there in time so I'm sending the neighbor's kid.

Matt! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just found my St Patrick's Day attire!
(Though this may require a few more shots of Bushmills than usual)

Looks like Red Green's fallen on hard times now his show's of the air. :)

"used a few times" but only "worn once"? I don't think I wanna know what that means :o

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/mau/fuo/4403377946.html

Free, come and get 'em!

Yard Cleaning (Seattle)

Hi,

I am looking for someone can come to home and clean my YARD.
YOU MUST AVAILABLE AT 9:00 AM SUNDAY 8/11/13.

YOU MUST HAVE FOLLOWING COOMERCIAL TOOLS TO DO THIS JOB:

S A L A R Y:
$10 PER HR CASH

WHEED WHACKER,
LAWN MOWER
TRIMMER
SCISSOR
MACSHADEE
RACK
GLOVES
GOOGLES

As best as I can figure they're looking for a hip-hop dominatrix who's gonna upload the whole thing to the Internet.

The wage is very attractive. I would do it, but I can't remember who I lent my macshadee to.

I was wondering what MacShadee was as well. Then I realized it will be the person who responds to this ad.

On 2014-03-13 20:56, Matt Reese wrote:
I had to post this. it was in the free section

I don't think I'll make it there in time so I'm sending the neighbor's kid.

What kind of superhero is that? WTF :D

I believe that must be the aforementioned MacShadee.

** Original, Signed Vintage Nude Painting. Beautiful. - $100**

*Fantastic, signed Original Nude. I believe medium is oil on canvas.

Artist is A. Sidori or Sidoni.

Call or text preferred.

Will measure and update this evening. Approximately 3 feet tall, 1 1/2 feet wide.*

This one's a bit of a cheat as it was my posting which I decided to have some fun with. I did get rid of the mirror...By accidentally smashing it into several dozen deadly shards. I'm brilliant like that.

** Large Mirror Piece, Possibly Portal Into Mysterious Realm (Southwest Seattle) **

*Large piece of mirror with small piece broken off in corner. Could be used for mosaic project or the clever person could frame it in a manner so as to cover the broken area.

Measures 5 feet tall, 2 feet wide...

This mirror might possibly be a portal to a mysterious realm as objects viewed in it appear to be different than they look in real life. In particular a printed image held up to the mirror will have all of its letters reversed. Very weird. (See photo of this strange phenomenon.)

I know little of the mirror as it was in my house when I moved in so if it is a portal into a mysterious realm (which based on books I've read and movies I've seen seems a possibility) I have no knowledge how to access this realm. However doing so might require dealing with dark and evil arts which I do know are best left alone...Unless you're already evil. Then you'd probably know what you're doing.

But keep in mind this mirror could be used as a mirror which will probably leave your mind and soul intact and will not bring destruction to our world.*

I'm pretty sure smashing it was a mistake...

Yeah....get back to us in another 7 years

Anyone know the deal with this "Witco" world map?

They claim "The previous owner took it upon themselves to replace the fabric backing behind the globe with cork panels."

I don't know, who the hell does that? Plus the continents are completed different shapes than all the real Witco examples and it doesn't look like the correct breed of wood or carving style either. Some other subtle differences as well.

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/fuo/5594398689.html

Well I never noticed it before, but Australia looks like a cow.