Craigslist Wonders

Yay!!!

This Tiki needs to take a leak! Did Doug Horne do this?

This is an excellent example of "write what you know." We can really feel this chair because the writer knows the chair so well...Where it has been, what it can do, its ability to avoid cats and be rabbit adjacent. This is poetry in prose form. Very basic chair? Hardly. This is a chair of beauty.

Amazing carving that has age to it, carved on a single piece of what appears to be oak(...could be wrong about that?), but this Tiki is over-the-top, excellent, painted vintage item that is sure to impress!

Yes, you could be wrong about it being oak. And you could be wrong about it being "over-the-top,""excellent," and it being an "item that is sure to impress." And you're definitely wrong about the $175 price, it's worth much much more than that.

Hakalugi, could you please move that last post to Marketplace where it belongs? :D

For sale is a Washer tub PERFECT for an outdoor fire Pit. You can pickup or I can drop off depending on where you are located. Thanks! Please call (425)XXX-XXXX Jason

"Sugar-baby, calm down! Soon as I sell the pieces of our broked down washer machine I'll have some moneys and we can git on over to the Renta Center and git us a new washer then you can get that there dirty laundry done! Now d'yuh think I should try an sell the washer machine body as bein good fer a dog house or bein a great play fort for kids?"

On 2012-06-13 07:57, woofmutt wrote:

"Sugar-baby, calm down! Soon as I sell the pieces of our broked down washer machine I'll have some moneys and we can git on over to the Renta Center and git us a new washer then you can get that there dirty laundry done!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCC1EKXRBc

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full custom hand built tiki theme bar, complete with 4 electrical ports, black lights and multi colored lights. perfect for backyard entertainment or pool partys. call if interested, NO text please.

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One-of-a-kind hand-carved tiki man CD rack! This exceptional example of folk art is in very good condition. It's approximately 5' tall, 17" wide, and 11" deep and made of real wood with no plastic parts. Add a little tiki flavor to your home or bar!

tHanx Woof! Now I know where to post that crap!

you gotta love this one,to bad craigeslist does'nt have a watch list.
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/atq/3022865573.html

On 2012-06-17 07:10, TIKI DAVID wrote:
you gotta love this one,to bad craigeslist does'nt have a watch list.
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/atq/3022865573.html

Since Craigslists ads can expire or get deleted anyone who wants to add wonders to this thread that will be here to amaze and amuse for generations to come should do a little cut-&-pasting and screen capturing.

Here's the info from Mr. DAVID's post. I grabbed the pics and descriptions because once a Major East Coast Museum finds out these rare and unique items are being sold at such an incredible bargain they will be off the market and the ad will get deleted.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/fuo/3057978756.html

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/bar/3078643926.html

Since Craigslists ads can expire or get deleted anyone who wants to add wonders to this thread that will be here to amaze and amuse for generations to come should do a little cut-&-pasting and screen capturing.

On 2012-06-17 12:48, woofmutt wrote:
Since Craigslists ads can expire or get deleted anyone who wants to add wonders to this thread that will be here to amaze and amuse for generations to come should do a little cut-&-pasting and screen capturing.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/for/3088077935.html

Since the Rev's scissors and glue pot were in his Yugo when it caught fire and burned up last week I'll do the cut and pasting from the above link because one pic in particular in the add is so beautiful...

**TIKI BAR WITH HARD WOOD BAMBOO COUNTER TOP, LUMINATED CEILING AND SIZE IS 75 INCH TALL 19 INCH WIDTH 68
INCH LENGTH.......I LIVE HANFORD CA 93230 **

On 2012-06-19, 13:19, craigslist wrote:

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with an educated opinion as to why the item sucks ass or other corrective intentions

Damn... They saw you coming, Ben.

On 2012-06-20 08:43, woofmutt wrote:

**I LIVE HANFORD CA 93230 **

Interesting.

On 2012-06-22 21:12, Mai Tai wrote:

On 2012-06-20 08:43, woofmutt wrote:

**I LIVE HANFORD CA 93230 **

Interesting.

No doubt you suspect what I suspect...

This is Hanford in retirement!

Though he appears to be somewhat disguised it was other elements in the picture that convinced me...

This tiki is wearing what has to be Hanford's much talked about Horns of Endless Mystery and the boots that Hanford famously wore to every donut shop in the greater L.A. area while researching his game Rocknor's Donut Factory.

This tiki very closely resembles the tiki Hanford saw in the dream which led to the creation of Tiki Central. Hanford described the tiki in his autobiography...

*"It was unmistakably a tiki, yet at the same time it also looked much like a Muppet, but I tell you truly it was no sort of Muppet as I had ever lain eyes upon! It was not one color as a frog, pig, or whatever Grover is, nor was it the standard mix of colors one sees in the humanoid Muppets such as Ernie, Beaker, or most of the members of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. No, this tiki Muppet creature thing appeared to be comprised of every known color and that color radiated from what could only be described as a third eye which was smaller that its two eyes and situated just above its hideously human-like nose..."

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/for/3042633003.html

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/for/3043037625.html

Ben, I hope you're saving pictures of these tiki bars in your "idea file", in case you ever become creatively blocked, and need some inspiration.

Seems like a baragain...

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/clt/3163860727.html

My Soul For Sale

Paper work presentable upon request. Only serious applicants please.

[ Edited by: Psycho Tiki D 2012-07-27 07:26 ]

On 2012-06-14 08:09, woofmutt wrote:
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One-of-a-kind hand-carved tiki man CD rack! This exceptional example of folk art is in very good condition. It's approximately 5' tall, 17" wide, and 11" deep and made of real wood with no plastic parts. Add a little tiki flavor to your home or bar!

I just ran into this item at a thrift store in Santa Barbara. It was $3.99. I laughed like crazy. It's even uglier in person.

N.

[ Edited by: Naneki 2012-07-27 12:33 ]

Yikes...that Lincoln boy is scary. Hope I don't run into him on the street...literally!!!

That's funny, I always thought these were carved in the Philippines..... :)

Hawaiian Mask - Bought in Hawaii- Fully Authentic, Hand made/expert - $130 (Riverside, CA)

Date: 2012-08-01, 5:11PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Hi I am selling my authentic Hawaiian mask, hand carved by a true expert on the islands. Call 949-

Wont last at this price I paid $275 on the islands..

Authentic Tiki Masks are carved from hardwoods by expert craftsmen and then finished off with oil, wax or polish. There are also some Tiki Masks that feature color, but the most common design is the traditional stained hard wood sculpture. Because of the materials used and process that the Tiki Masks undergo during their creation, they can last a lifetime.

Read more: Hawaiian and Polynesian Tiki Masks History - Royal Tiki Articles http://www.royaltiki.com/Articles/History-And-Culture/Hawaiian-And-Polynesian-Tiki-Masks#ixzz22LJ3N11a
Under Creative Commons License: Attribution Share Alike

Hawaiian and Polynesian Tiki Masks History

Tiki Masks are carved wooden masks that represent deities or gods from the Hawaiian and Polynesian Culture. They are used as home decor and they also serve various purposes such as warding off evil spirits and increasing the owners fertility! They hold such high significance in the Polynesian culture that they, along with other Tiki sculptures, have become defining symbols of the Tiki culture.

Many of the Tiki Masks are designed based on the four main gods. Kane is the god of sunlight, and natural life; Ku is the god of war; Lono is the god of peace, winds, rain, sports and fertility; Kanaloa is the god of the ocean. Each Tiki God holds a different meaning.

Ha!

Yes, but I wonder how much for the pillar?

-Randy

Ah, he forgot the decimal between the 1 and 3....

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/clt/3273438575.html

I took out the contact info, because I don't want anyone else to buy them before I do... :wink:

Tiki Masks - $55 (Riverside)

Date: 2012-09-17, 8:17PM PDT
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Three cool hand crafted tiki masks cut from palm fronds and hand painted . Great for decoration or a good rain dance. They measure about 12-10 inches tall and 4-5 inches wide. $55 for the set of three. Call or text 951-........

Tikimask island beach bamboo decorative tribe tribal islander teak wood teakwood tiki interior raindance

• Location: Riverside

On 2012-08-02 14:06, ErichTroudt wrote:
That's funny, I always thought these were carved in the Philippines..... :)

Hawaiian Mask - Bought in Hawaii- Fully Authentic, Hand made/expert - $130 (Riverside, CA)

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Date: 2012-08-01, 5:11PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Hi I am selling my authentic Hawaiian mask, hand carved by a true expert on the islands. Call 949-

Wont last at this price I paid $275 on the islands..

Authentic Tiki Masks are carved from hardwoods by expert craftsmen and then finished off with oil, wax or polish. There are also some Tiki Masks that feature color, but the most common design is the traditional stained hard wood sculpture. Because of the materials used and process that the Tiki Masks undergo during their creation, they can last a lifetime.

Read more: Hawaiian and Polynesian Tiki Masks History - Royal Tiki Articles http://www.royaltiki.com/Articles/History-And-Culture/Hawaiian-And-Polynesian-Tiki-Masks#ixzz22LJ3N11a
Under Creative Commons License: Attribution Share Alike

Hawaiian and Polynesian Tiki Masks History

Tiki Masks are carved wooden masks that represent deities or gods from the Hawaiian and Polynesian Culture. They are used as home decor and they also serve various purposes such as warding off evil spirits and increasing the owners fertility! They hold such high significance in the Polynesian culture that they, along with other Tiki sculptures, have become defining symbols of the Tiki culture.

Many of the Tiki Masks are designed based on the four main gods. Kane is the god of sunlight, and natural life; Ku is the god of war; Lono is the god of peace, winds, rain, sports and fertility; Kanaloa is the god of the ocean. Each Tiki God holds a different meaning.

At the Ho'olaule'a in Gardena this year there were several booths selling that type of mask. Kind of odd to see those types of masks being sold by genuine Polynesian people as 'tiki' masks. There aren't enough haole's at those events to fool into buying them.

-Lori

I've got some of those palm frond tiki mask but some of them are VINTAGE (pre-tiki revival) Any 3 for $55 :lol:

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/clt/3298267677.html

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/art/3380622347.html

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/fuo/3386760172.html

On 2012-11-08 09:11, RevBambooBen wrote:
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/fuo/3386760172.html

WOW that thing is UGLY! :wink: :wink: :wink:

Maybe this is the person cutting your plumeria Bamboo Ben. Just kidding, but they are in Huntington Beach and they have fresh cuttings.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/grd/3326349481.html

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/3444399992.html

( :up: Before Ben's linked C.L. item disappears, here it is, preserved for posterity. :up:)

vikings tiki hand carved - $250

Date: 2012-11-29, 5:44PM PST

HANDCARVED VIKINGS TIKI

CARVED OUT OF PALM TREE COMPLETELY

MUST HAVE FOR SPORTS FAN

CALL KEVIN 714 XXX XX17

MAhalos Limbo! I'm not a computer guy at all.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

too much shabby and not enough chic..... what a loss.

Can anyone tell me... is this Witco?

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