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I found this dish recently with an illustration by the late cartoonist ,Interlandi. He sold his first cartoon to Playboy in 1955, lived in Laguna Beach, and hung out at the bar in the White House restaurant. Not sure if this is what the bar looked like. Has anyone been in there? |
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Unga Bunga
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Thu, Jul 29, 2004 1:45 AM
I’ve known and went to the White House since 1980. |
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Space Age
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Fri, Jul 30, 2004 4:06 AM
Do you have any other tiki bar pics? |
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AceExplorer
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Mon, Mar 17, 2014 2:45 PM
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tiki mick
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Mon, Mar 17, 2014 3:33 PM
[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2016-09-01 09:19 ] |
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tiki mick
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Mon, Mar 17, 2014 3:35 PM
How come when ever I search out the name "Big Tiki Dude" on google images, it auto-populates "Big Tiki Dude FEET" instead? It is a truly sick world out there. |
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GROG
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Mon, Mar 17, 2014 5:32 PM
I thought we agreed that you weren't going to bitch and cry about happyhowly music if you started posting again. You've been pushing it with your youtube links without proper descriptions, too. |
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VampiressRN
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Mon, Mar 17, 2014 8:28 PM
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Bay Park Buzzy
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Mon, Mar 17, 2014 8:40 PM
I'll second that! A deal's a deal. It's probably about time Lucas does his annual "Throw a fit and Quit" TC anyway Buzzy Out! |
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Mon, Mar 17, 2014 9:45 PM
Huh. I thought it was kinda funny in a self deprecating sort of way. But WTF lets go to town and see if we can get this topic locked too. Or am I being naive and got suckered again? [ Edited by: tikicoma 2014-03-17 21:51 ] |
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Bay Park Buzzy
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Mon, Mar 17, 2014 10:55 PM
Unfortunately, Lucas whine fests never get shut down... I think the moderators take sadistic pleasure in letting him go on and on through the whole Tiki Oasis season buildup year after year. If you want to have this thread locked, then I suggest that you work into this conversation that old shithole The Bahooka, or its stupid fish problems again. Those topics are thread shut down magnet! Buzzy Out! |
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 12:12 AM
That is a fun game. Try it with Yahoo! lots of porno images because I turned off the safe search. Then again you get lots of porno images no matter what you enter for a search when you turn off safe search. [->>King Bushwich 33rd on Hulu.com |
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 12:52 AM
I thought there was no humor in Tiki? |
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AceExplorer
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 6:31 AM
Folks, this is supposed to be a HUMOR thread. I posted a single image which I thought was humorous and in line with the thread title. Then a bunch of off-topic stuff followed. It's not my thread, but I think it would be very cool if we could keep this a simple, happy, fun repository of fun stuff as the title suggests. |
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tiki mick
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 7:34 AM
Yeah...at least one person got it! (I DID have a smiley face in there...did most of you miss that?) |
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tiki mick
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 8:28 AM
[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2016-09-01 09:19 ] |
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GROG
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 11:49 AM
This one for Lucas. GROG not preface it with whining like Lucas. C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. |
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 1:19 PM
I heard a Musician was arrested for having relations with A minor.... [ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2014-03-18 16:10 ] |
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tiki mick
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 2:15 PM
[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2016-09-01 09:20 ] |
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 2:25 PM
Any joke told in a Tiki Bar is a Tiki joke! |
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Unga Bunga
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 3:36 PM
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tiki mick
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 4:53 PM
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GROG
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 5:41 PM
C, E-flat and G go into a TIKI bar with an interior by Bamboo Ben. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. Fixed. |
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 5:51 PM
I'll add this to "any mug used in a tiki bar is a tiki mug," and "any music played at a tiki bar is tiki music" as things that will cause a riot on Tiki Central. |
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Bay Park Buzzy
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 5:53 PM
Call me a hoity toity purist, but it's that "Anything Goes" attitude with tiki jokes that's ruining the whole tiki humor scene. Tiki humor MUST have TIKIS in it, or it's just another example of tropical inspired Jokiana. Buzzy Out! |
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Bay Park Buzzy
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 5:54 PM
Now let's RIOT! Buzzy Out! |
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 7:13 PM
Does it count if there are Tikis in the Tiki Bar? But what you say sounds cogent, all Tiki Jokes must have Tikis in them Signed: I am Buzzy's splintered carving fingers. :tiki: [ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2014-03-18 19:13 ] |
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tiki mick
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 8:09 PM
[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2016-09-01 09:20 ] |
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VampiressRN
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 9:48 PM
Grog...that was delightfully entertaining!!! |
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 10:33 PM
Two Tiki carvers overheard talking at the Tiki Ti: When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. :tiki: :tiki: :tiki: |
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Tue, Mar 18, 2014 10:37 PM
Outside Don the Beachcomber: 3 drunk guys get in a taxi. :tiki: :tiki: :tiki: :tiki: |
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tikiskip
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Wed, Mar 19, 2014 5:37 AM
BEST ONE YET! |
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bongofury
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Wed, Mar 19, 2014 4:18 PM
Here is the old photo…. Should I continue posting? |
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Wed, Mar 19, 2014 5:21 PM
Why yes, yes you should! |
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VampiressRN
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Wed, Mar 19, 2014 9:45 PM
Not a Bar joke but one of the few I can remember... A woman and a man are driving in different cars towards each other on a winding mountain road. As they pass each other the women yelled out the window at the man "PIG"!!! The man yelled back "BITCH" and drove around the curve into a pig. |
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Mar 20, 2014 3:13 AM
A man wearing a vintage Aloha shirt, walks into a Tiki Bar |
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Thu, Mar 20, 2014 10:39 AM
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Thu, Mar 20, 2014 3:23 PM
It was ironic hipster humor |
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Thu, Mar 20, 2014 3:50 PM
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TikiTacky
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Sat, Mar 22, 2014 7:31 PM
They're watching. [ Edited by: TikiTacky 2014-03-22 19:31 ] |
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GROG
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Sat, Mar 22, 2014 9:23 PM
GROG was saving this for Kinny, but he hardly ever posts here anymore and ATP is just as unfunny. |
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Sat, Mar 22, 2014 11:12 PM
OK Grog, now you get to post something funny..... |
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GROG
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Sat, Mar 22, 2014 11:19 PM
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Sun, Mar 23, 2014 2:59 AM
Yea, I laughed.......damn you Grog, damn you to hell! |
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Sat, Apr 19, 2014 12:06 PM
I've generally tried to refrain from too pointed comments on here but then I'm rarely on here anymore so I'll just go ahead and say I think that's the only thing you've ever posted that was funny. And it's really really funny. |
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Sat, Apr 19, 2014 2:21 PM
I actually keep a laminated recipe card for the original Trader Vics mai tai in my wallet. but its not 3x5. |
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AceExplorer
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Fri, May 16, 2014 6:12 AM
I treated my date to a few drinks at my home tiki bar the other night, then took her to an awesome concert. When we got there she said: |
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telescopes
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Mon, May 19, 2014 7:43 PM
Why? In a world where there is no Woofmutt....One lonely blogger dares to... |