Best pick up lines (VULGAR, READ AT OWN RISK)

Best pick up lines (VULGAR, READ AT OWN RISK)

wait; who else's risk would I read at?!

anyway,

here's mine:
Hi, I'm Lanikai. Who are you!?

cuz I wouldn't be attracted to a wahine that would be impressed by a tacky vulgar pickup line.

(ok... ya got me! maybe after a few maitais!)

ok I just read them all and fer the most part; too funny!
(tikifsh; cute web site)

ok; can't believe this one didn't show up here; too common?

"If I told you ya had a great body, would you hold it against me?!"

Thats a nice looking dress you're wearing, it would look better crumpled up on my floor...

Good one Lanikai, (Hi, I'm Lanikai)

Yeah, if I said, ...."Hi I'm Jungle Trader",....I know I would get "What the F&^* is a jungle trader!!!"

I've tried many lines. Even this, "Want to got to church with me Sunday?" Her answer, "Sunday's are for f*^%in'!"

Holy Moly, ya' try to be good.

Wao Nahele Kalepa Kumula'au Hale

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader on 2004-06-03 08:39 ]

"You look great in that dress you're almost wearing"

I was born downstream from a nuclear power plant, want to see my 'glow stick'?

At a party I was chatting with a young woman, and I introduced my wife by pointing at her across the crowded room. My wife was in a low-cut dress and looking very yummy, as always, and the young woman checked her out with considerable care.

"So," the young woman asked with a strange glint in her eye. "Is your wife into lesbianism?"

I excused myself, went to the nearest restroom, jerked off, then came back and told the young woman I was shocked and appalled at the depravity suggested by such an inquiry.

When you start talking citrus, & oranges to womwn, the rut is on.

I always use this at meteorologist conventions; "Do you wanna see my lightning rod?"

As I was sitting at a black jack table I notice the guy next to me has a prosthetic arm. I say, "Hey pal, don't you think you've lost enough?"

Hey JT, this belongs in "Jokes(stupid)", not in "Pick up lines"

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader on 2004-11-03 20:37 ]

"So," the young woman asked with a strange glint in her eye. "Is your wife into lesbianism?"

You should have said
"No, but I'm a Vagitarian"