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New Decanter - name him & win 1 free!

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decantanation
ripe head fred

L

Forbidden Cavity

N

headhunter's bling
Shaq's pendant of Kobes head.

J

"night cap"

Thats pretty good, NetTiki!! LOL

M

Thank you everybody for making this decision SO DIFFICULT! These are friggin' amazing! This is gonna be tough!
Holden

TT

Two more:

"Decadent Decanter of Death"

"Close Your Eyes" (After the song by Don Tiki)

S

Wow There's no chance in Hell I can pick a winner after all those but how 'bout
Dirty Donny's Dead Head
(OK I think I work too much and could use a vacation!) Give me a few mai tais and I'll try again!
shoots! WJ

Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia

or just Alfredo Garcia ***this is a good one I think, makes people think "who is Alfredo Garcia?"

I love that movie!
DD

Wow, thanks everybody, this is amazing!
Holden just showed me this.
Tons of great names here!
DD

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teaKEY posted on Tue, Nov 7, 2006 1:11 PM

Wow cool, Dirty Donny is a tikiCentral member and joined in August. Featured a month or two ago in Juxtapoz.

ST

The DeCapitater

brain killer
brain filler
head killer
head filler
brain remover

I have a couple of suggestions. 1. I-Matang (a Pacific island term for white folk) 2. Stitch Lips. and lastly 3. Bonecork or (Corkbone).
Heya Donny, Chris here (Pender's pal). In Japan again at the moment on holiday this trip. Stocking uip on Japanese monster toys.

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BigToe posted on Tue, Nov 7, 2006 1:59 PM

Aloha Sinners,

Those are all very clever boys, but frankly they just don't cut it.

The only moniker that can stand up to the brilliance of this fine piece of ephemera is...

(wait for it):

THE VOODOO VESSEL

I know, why didn't YOU think of that.

go ahead and send me off my decanter, Holden.

thanks Bro!

BigToe
(aka tom laura)

PS: Hey Holden, when do i get to bang out the SURF CHECK TIKI mug??

Q

"Dead-Eye Donny"
"Dead-Eye for the Straight Guy"
"Skullduggery""Ol' Skinflint"
"The Slacker"
"Donny Noggins"
"Corkie Rum-ano"

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BigToe posted on Tue, Nov 7, 2006 2:05 PM

crap. i just noticed that Tipsy McStagger beat me to it...

What about:

"How about a little Head?"

the booga-booga

N

fugly mugly

FM

The Grape-full Dead

(I got a million of 'em. Thanks, I'll be here all week.)

BTW, I noticed that I inadvertently duplicated two previous submissions:

Tied Died
Brain Drain

I hereby retract my submission of them and acknowledge their rightful originators. The party of the first part will thus hopefully hold a party for all the rest of the parties ... etc. etc.
-SV

N

Rotty? SV said Rotty McDowell, but i was thinking that just to have Rotty. I dont know if that is legally binding or what.

[ Edited by: net-tiki 2006-11-07 16:10 ]

FM

Give it up for the man.

Roddy McDowall

  • SV
8T

Stitchface (that's what Homer Simpson named his football) lol

P

How about:

Donny's Best Kept Secret!
Da Best Kept Secret!
Da Shrink's Secret!
Stitch
Don't Say a Word!
Wadyasay?
Schtum!
Rum Deal
Pour Bastard
Drunken Shrunken
Shrunk 'n' Drunk
Drunk 'n' Shrunk

Trader Jim - Pocketiki Magazine (Make mine a Mai-Tai!)

M

On 2006-11-07 17:10, POCKETIKI wrote:
How about:

Donny's Best Kept Secret!
Da Best Kept Secret!
Da Shrink's Secret!
Stitch
Don't Say a Word!
Wadyasay?
Schtum!
Rum Deal
Pour Bastard
Drunken Shrunken
Shrunk 'n' Drunk
Drunk 'n' Shrunk

Trader Jim - Pocketiki Magazine (Make mine a Mai-Tai!)

btw... for those of you who haven't read it, Pocketiki Magazine is da schnizzle!!

N

Ok im running out of names, but i had to throw this one in here. Headly Lamar!

I have others but they don't pertain to the decanter.

Head on a stick. Everybody knows that everything taste better on a stick. Maybe Holden will make carmel covered apples shaped like a shrunken head and I would win that name this contest.

Or, Head on a Rope, things on ropes don't taste so good, but they sure do clean you up. This could be Holdens shrunken head on a rope. Anyways there are more of these silly things in my nasty noggin, but thats all i will say for now.

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donny posted on Tue, Nov 7, 2006 6:20 PM

morbid mahalo
dead drunk
cannibal chalice
cannibal cup
unholy grail
blood vessel
hate potion #666
headless bartender
chalice of doom

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GROG posted on Tue, Nov 7, 2006 6:38 PM

Eli "Headly" or Eli Headless

(Sorry Ben.)

Shrunken ' Ed

[ Edited by: GROG 2006-11-07 18:44 ]

OK,thanks for the amazing suggestions, I'm gonna up thee anty here.
It wouldn't be right if i didn't kick in some DD ShrunkenHead swagg.
For the winner, how about A Button up, T shirt, Sticker and a Belt buckle!
Donny

well that raises the stakes nicely....love yer work dd, cant wait for the decanter!

N

Will there goes the neighborhood. That is very kool Donny.

FM

Extremely generous and extremely cool of you!

You're like our own little Tsantsa Claus. (ducks)

-SV

[ Edited by: serious voodoo 2006-11-07 19:00 ]

Thanks Donny!

Guess either way you've SOLD some decanters and some shirts/stickers/buckles! :D

Here are a few more now that there is even MORE on the line!

"SHRUNK ROCKER"

DIRTY DONNY'S "HEAD FULL OF COURAGE"

"NAIVE NATIVE"

"LAST WISHES" (to use my head as a decanter!)

"HAPPY HUNTER"

I could keep going but this has got to be hard enough on you guys! :P

Jivaro (the name of the South American Indian clans who took enemies heads as trophies)

Heed (cuz it's funny)

Melvin (my ex-girlfriends cat who had a dumb looking little head like that)

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"TIP O' THE HEAD"

"HEADS OFF TO YOU"

"NUT NUT"

"RAISIN MY GLASS"

"SIR SHRIVELLY"

"SHRIVEL MY NIZZLE"

and of course

"DR PONGA RONGA'S INCREDIBLY SMALL SHRUNKEN HEAD OF FANTASTICALLY ALCOHOLIC LIQUID EARTHLY DELIGHT"

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Speachless Spydie
Mighty Myron
Cutlip Dave
Cutlip
Boris Whitlock
Karloff
Stitcher
Scully Stitch
Jivin' Jay

T

How about Dr. Labottleme!

Numbskull
Jarhead
Plonk Conk
Missionary's Demise

That's all I've got.

T

The Witch Doctor

J

"Dumb rum"
"Dumbhead"

TT

"Sewing School Dropout"

(Parody of “Beauty School Dropout” from the film GREASE)

Your story sad to tell,
A headhunter ne'er do well,
Most nearsighted young cannibal on the block!
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade-in on your smile!

Tropical Birds: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

Sewing school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Sewing school dropout,
Missed your spear throw and now the hunt is through!
Well at least you could have taken time, to neatly stitch your
your lips up,
After each of us donated rum to fill your empty skull up!

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teaKEY posted on Wed, Nov 8, 2006 7:08 AM

nice song

F

Here is my 2¢ worth

Donny's Decanted Demise
Dirty Donny Decanted
Donny's Downfall
Don's Demise
Don Decanted
Demise of Don
Decanted Don
Deadly Decanter
Deadly Demise

And to break with the alliteration.
Grog B. Headed
Grog E. Headed
Corky

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teaKEY posted on Wed, Nov 8, 2006 7:38 AM

Dirty Donny's Disenchanted Decanter. its anti enchanted

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teaKEY posted on Wed, Nov 8, 2006 7:41 AM

Nevermindx, taken- the above

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teaKEY posted on Wed, Nov 8, 2006 8:19 AM

Jonnhy P has Souvenir, but how about Soulvenir or Soul-venear

Dirrty Donny's Vile Vial (vial means decanter)
Dirty Donny's Defiled Dispenser (the Four Ds)
Smothered Mother (mother as in bad mother f'er)
Sealed Fate (lips and top of decanted sealed, fate is that you are going to drink from it)
Shut your mouth!
Dirty Donny's Dependable Distillation
Dirty Donny's Dispensable Distillation
Spirits Spirit
Bootleg and head Brew
Dirty Donny's Shurnken Surprize. (DDSS for short)

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teaKEY posted on Wed, Nov 8, 2006 8:27 AM

Rums the word

D

ruff day at the office
it's a jungle out there
don decapato (he made an offer that couldn't be refused)
green with envy
head of state
see what happens when you ask for a little head (opps sorry kids)
lost in the jungle

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