A New Hope - Bilge - Tiki Central

J joefla70 Tiki Socialite Fort Lauderdale Joined: Jan 17, 2005 Posts: 368	J joefla70 Posted posted on Mon, Mar 13, 2006 12:27 PM "Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Drinking. Drinking leads to suffering Bastards." - Yoda. "It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the Ohana together." —Obi Wan Kenobi explaining Tiki and the Aloha spirit to Luke Skywalker. "I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of tiki mugs suddenly crashed to the ground and became suddenly broken." —Obi-Wan Kenobi "Tiki Central. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." —Obi-Wan Kenobi describing Tiki Central to Luke Skywalker. "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid... but they do make a good theme for tiki bar decor" —Han Solo "Don't be so proud of this tiki you've constructed. The ability to create a tiki is insignificant next to the power of the Force." —Darth Vader "When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master." —Darth "Basement Kahuna" Vader, to Obi-Wan "Benzart" Kenobi. "I see you have constructed a new tiki... Your skills are complete... Indeed you are powerful, as Hanford has foreseen." Benzart to Basement Kahuna.

"Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Drinking. Drinking leads to suffering Bastards." - Yoda.

"It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the Ohana together." —Obi Wan Kenobi explaining Tiki and the Aloha spirit to Luke Skywalker.

"I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of tiki mugs suddenly crashed to the ground and became suddenly broken." —Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Tiki Central. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." —Obi-Wan Kenobi describing Tiki Central to Luke Skywalker.

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid... but they do make a good theme for tiki bar decor" —Han Solo

"Don't be so proud of this tiki you've constructed. The ability to create a tiki is insignificant next to the power of the Force." —Darth Vader

"When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master." —Darth "Basement Kahuna" Vader, to Obi-Wan "Benzart" Kenobi.

"I see you have constructed a new tiki... Your skills are complete... Indeed you are powerful, as Hanford has foreseen." Benzart to Basement Kahuna.

Post #220485 by joefla70 on Mon, Mar 13, 2006 12:27 PM