Post #463661 by little lost tiki on Mon, Jun 22, 2009 8:49 AM

On 2009-06-19 11:12, squiddles wrote:
Dear LLT,
Are we "there" yet?
Confused in Carson

Dearest Squid...
yes!
We've been expecting you!
:)

On 2009-06-19 17:24, Kiki von Tiki wrote:
Dear Mr. Rusnick,
Where are your "before" pictures?
X's and O's,
Kiki v.

So nice of you to visit,Kiki!
they are in my bag
and awaiting scanning tonight or tomorrow night....
pinky promise!

On 2009-06-19 20:20, RevBambooBen wrote:
Deer Mr. Redsneck,
Why arrrrrr you affraid to go swimmming ?!?

Dear Rev,
it's not a fear of water issue
it's a fear of being all fish-belly white
fat
and middle-aged
in the equivalent of my underpants
in a public place...

Next!

On 2009-06-19 22:07, Jungle Trader wrote:
Did somebody say sammiches? mmmmmmmmm

Dear Jumgle Trader,
yes! sammiches were mentioned
tho nobody's volunteered to make them yet....
:)

On 2009-06-20 04:55, The Lounge Tiki wrote:
Dear Little Lost Tiki,
Do you think that if men could think with their whole brain, we would think of boobies, sammiches, and why we need our entire brain to think of boobies and sammiches and further more try to revert back to the half brain thinking pattern?

Mr. Lounge,
No,i imagine that men would evolve and eventually think of Walks on the Beach,Cuddling and Puppies...
no need to revert...

On 2009-06-20 11:34, MadDogMike wrote:
Scanners?

MDM-yes.

On 2009-06-20 21:59, RevBambooBen wrote:
Mr. redznook,
Why do you not use your home computer?
( i've seen it. your wife is a killer maussuse that everyone shoud got to !!!!
speaking of.... i'm way past due and Im feeling it. See you's soon!
now i forgot the question....
my back hurts but my hand really hurts. someone put a nail in it.

Dear Mr. Ben,
the answer to that question is easy....
TIME MANAGEMENT!
When I'm off work
i'm either napping,eating,sleeping,watching cable,reading the Screwtape letters,
or getting ready to go to the studio to paint...
The home computer gets used mostly when i post work
and that's about it....
Why waste all my off-time on the computer
when i can do it all at work?
:)

I'll tell Terrill about your sore back and stigmata....

On 2009-06-21 03:27, Mai Tai wrote:
Dear Kinny,
My laptop computer won't start up, and is displaying error PXE-E61: :media test failure, check cable. Since my laptop isn't connected to a LAN or any other peripherals, do you think my hard drive has crashed? I am sending this message from a different computer, obviously. Sincerely,
-Crashed in No. Cal

My dearest Uncle Billy,
i think you're speaking a foreign language! :lol:
Fortunately the title of this post is an invitation to "Ask Anything"...
Answers not always guaranteed...
Maybe GROG know answer.....

On 2009-06-21 08:07, lucas vigor wrote:
"Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

Not a question mucus....
but a delightful observation!
:)

Keep em coming!