Post #464220 by little lost tiki on Wed, Jun 24, 2009 9:06 AM

On 2009-06-23 08:31, MadDogMike contemplated:
LLT, do you think this helpful advise column will become a full-time job for you? Will you cut your art schedule down to only 15 masterpieces per week to make time for your grueling writing demands?

Dear MDM,
Except for the difficult DIVIDE BY ZERO shenanigans
this thread seems to be only a minor annoyance
plus..... I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE!
:)

Plus, Mike, I do most of my posting at work
so production at the art factory
is not affected in the least!
Thank you for your concern....

On 2009-06-23 18:21, Mrs Bamboo wondered:
Dear LLT,
Our non-profit organization, Friends Of Surf Music, have reviewed your impressive background with Hershey Inc. and would like to retain you as our defense attorney. Would you be available for a mid August court hearing?

Hello Ma Boo!
As such a position would truly be an honor ,I'm going to have to respectfully decline...
I have the Blackwater/Octo-mom/Wall Street Hedge Funds/Katrina Recovery/and Missing Nukes Court Cases to handle
and those should keep me busy until at least the end of 2010...
I would be available on a consulting basis for mid August....
contact my beautiful secretary Terrill!
:)

On 2009-06-23 21:50, bigtikidude asked:

Jeff, ask LLT ANY QUESTION!
a QUESTION!
not a surfing tiki!
Maybe i should ask YOU a question.....

Hey Jeff,
'Why doesn't Ken go to Don the BeachComber on Monday nights?"

Thank you all for your queries...