Hello my little friends with those BIG questions!
Guess i should get these ???s out of the way...
On 2009-07-03 01:21, squiddles inquired:
Dear LLT,
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Perplexed in Poughkeepsie
Hey Dave!
Now this IS a perplexing one!
A-One
A-Two
A-Three...
Thought i was gonna take the easy way out,eh?
HELLS NAWH!
:lol:
So,on to the way to the studio last weekend
i went and purchased said item for examination..
it was a chocolate one
with the tootsie pop center...
5,284 to get the WHOLE center exposed...
I imagine it's the same for all of them
(licks may vary depending on tongue-size/mouth circumference/and IQ)
ERNIE!
Questions only!
Go sit in the corner next to lucas...
On 2009-07-03 09:17, Kuwahine 'o'opa,the newbie queried:
I'm considering a new career. Should I be a sedentary cross matcher, a chainsaw operator or a hoof and shoe inspector?
Dearest Kuwahine 'o'opa,
First off-Welcome to Tiki Central
We hope you enjoy your stay!
There really isn't enough information about you to answer this question correctly...
Some of the factors about choosing the proper career:
We always gravitate towards that which we love.
Something we would do for free
Something we do for free on our time away from work
Something that engages us and fuels our interest
Something we're capable of doing-physically and mentally
(example: my dream is to train baby manatees to jump thru hoops of fire,
but my allergic condition forbids it....)
Also, in order to fully assess a fine career
we must consider our:
Age
weight
height
IQ
skills that enforce our choice
appearance
(how fine one looks in that occupation's uniform...)
conversational skills
charisma
Among many others..
But...Since this is a Question and ANSWER thread
i would suggest you try your hand at being
a sedentary cross-dressing cobbler
who inspects hoofs and shoes
for the Chainsaw industry...
Good Luck with that!
:)
On 2009-07-03 11:16, GROG chimed in
(because he has nothing better to do
since his niece lost because of his vote scandal):
Why would anyone want to pop their TC cherry on THIS thread when there are so many GOOD threads they could post on?
Ernie,
I would be willing to bet
that our new member has been lurking around Tiki Central before making the plunge
and posting their first post...
I imagine that the first choice would be a GROG thread
but after seeing that all he has to offer are:
Niece Voting threads
Birthday Wishes
an amateurish split personality disorder (Ernie /GROG)
Embarrassing drooling over the ladies
Tonga Hut events
and a lukewarm comic
full of stale jokes
in Tiki magazine :lol:
Kuwahine 'o'opa
appears to have
dropped the ZERO
and went for the HERO...
There are TONS of great threads out there
but maybe this thread was the most compelling..
I hope that answers your question...
Now get back in the corner!
i have a question for you..
How was that Bigfoot show on the History Channel last night?
Wasn't able to tape it..
:(
Kiki-thanks for your kindness and support..
You will be rewarded with 2 pictures from my punk rock/jarhead days
in the "Post pictures of yourself when you were young and good looking"thread..
in a few moments...
Keep em coming Ohana
you ask
and I'll answer!
:)
