Post #469179 by little lost tiki on Wed, Jul 15, 2009 9:15 AM

On 2009-07-15 08:53, Tiki Joe's Pop threw in this inquiry:
Dear LLT-
A few nights ago, I met a guy at a party who had none but the gravest words to say about you. To be fair, I met this man three years ago, and his first words to me then were insulting and shameful, but I digress...
I mentioned to him that I appreciated the banter you and he carry on within "Shout" and I was rewarded with a verbal slew of rants and tawdry comments. I fear for your well being as this man unleashed a barrage of declarations like "I'll learn 'im" and "he'll get his come uppance" and my personal favorite, at least a half-dozen "Oh YEAHs?"
I laughed after every sentence, I left my hat at home, tried to appease him with candy, gave him a small soliloquy about the misunderstandings of Idi Amin, all to no avail. I'm afraid he misinterpreted my "piss-yer-pants" fear with something akin to stars in my eyes as I managed to whisper "Lord, don't hit me." I'd hate to bring out the old "monkey fist" hypnosis on him the next time we meet, but fear I just might have to!
Whatever shall I do?
yours etc.
TJP

My dear TJP,
Thank you for such a thought-provoking question!
First off,you must understand...
some people are more tolerable in print
than in real life
then you must prepare yourself mentally for defeat..
the candy didn't work?
well I'll be....
This individual is impervious to candy...
hmmmmmmmm...

the gentleman you describe sounds like the typical classic case
a sufferer of that malady.....Drunken Genius.
Anyone who can bust out with a "he'll get his come uppance"
in one sentence
and "Oh YEAH" in the next
is obviously having an inner-battle
between the genius half (which moves decisively,quickly,and accurately)
and the drunken/male half (which is slow.boorish,and syllable stingy)

Have no fear tho
this gentleman offers no physical threat
only mental
akin to a psychic vampire
Simply act courteous,nod a lot
and spend no more than 7 minutes near this person
and you'll be fine....

I laughed after every sentence, I left my hat at home, tried to appease him with candy, gave him a small soliloquy about the misunderstandings of Idi Amin, all to no avail.

the reason your tactics were buffeted tot the ground
was because you APPLIED ADVICE before it was GIVEN!
Whenever one taps into future direction or advice
BEFORE IT"S PROPER TIME-RELEASE
it usually does not work..
Odd little glitch in the time/dimensional order
but that's the way it works...