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Post #479318 by little lost tiki on Tue, Aug 25, 2009 8:24 AM

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On 2009-08-24 11:09, Kiki von Tiki bemused:
Well, I sure DO know what a chicken milk bomb is, cause you told me last weekend! But I figgured that was not my question so I didn't ask it!
If you want to explain it to the boys and girls, please do! :)

Do you know the best way to attach a plastic artifact (old- say, late 60's) to a piece of fabric? Should I stitch it in place? Glue it down? See that is the next thing on my plate, but wasn't sure if you would have the answer to that question. Needs more info. Needs testing. Needs to go and get stuff done. Bye!

Dearest Kiki,
Chicken Milk Bomb ingredients..
(for informational purposes only!)
a big glass jar(not too thick)
a whole chicken
milk
Stuff Chicken into jar
Pour milk in there (whole milk-none of that watered down stuff)
Seal TIGHTLY
hide under a porch
in the bushes
in the trunk of a car
and leave..
That's it!
You're finished!
the organic material will break down and decompose
creating a gas that will eventually crack
(not explode...just cracks)
and release the stinkiest nastiest smell you have ever smelt...
tada....

the best way to attach a plastic object/artifact to fabric would be to sew it down
Hot glue guns and superglue....eh!
But stitching it there will assure it remains secure...
Thanks for the question sissy!

On 2009-08-24 11:32, Unga Bunga mused:
Dear Kenny,
Hey Dude!Like,Do you think we'll ever see CaliTikifronia legalize marijuana,man?

GOOD QUESTION Mr. Bunga...
I will have to answer carefully
as political discussion is frowned upon in this community.
I will be happy to discuss it in further depth in person sometime in the future..
For unnamed reasons,our beautiful state is in the midst of its worst budget crisis ever
This may result in a general lowering of our standards of living
and community/state/and federal services..
To alleviate this problem
Taxes are raised
Services are cut
except the police
who are needed to protect businesses and institutions
in case the populace decides to organize..
In order not to reach this boiling point
Extra Revenue is always welcome...

This culture is already accustomed to buying resources
(water-for one) from the same system that pollutes it
So why not make some money (ie: tax revenue) from the stoners?
Why are they making money off of the Earth's bounty?
Shouldn't Mother Earth be getting royalties?

Basically, there are so many laws
that everyone is a lawbreaker of some sort.
To be able to fine and penalize a society in such a way
is pure genius...
Back to the subject at hand....

Because marijuana laws are pretty lenient anyway in this state...compared to others.
Decriminalizing it could bring in a LOT more tax revenue for the state
from the already burdened taxpayer.
It could help destabilize both Mexican and American drug cartels
(not destroy them-destabilize them)
allow for addition of carcinogens/pathogens into the product
and give the CIA a valid business to run...
(that was a joke folks)

So, to answer your question Unga,
i don't know
maybe yes
maybe no
i just hope they cut it with Government cheese!
thank you for your question...