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Post #485228 by little lost tiki on Sat, Sep 26, 2009 9:58 AM

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On 2009-09-26 09:44, Ralphmutt wrote:
Dear Liloti,
I recently ate at Dairy Queen and the food was right down there with McDonald's. As I was making plans to never eat at Dairy Queen again I thought how Dairy Queen, like McDonald's, advertises all the frickin' time and I realized they must have to do all the advertising because the food really sucks.
So I see all these really swell posters for various past Califusa events. In this case I know that the products don't suck but are theses events really as incredible as the posters imply? Or is it just a few talented, long in the tooth drunks making more justifications to drink?

-rlphmtt-

Ralphmutt....great question!

DQ and Mickee-Dee HAVE to advertise
in order to sell their genetically modified,embalmed "food" products..
They have a mandate in the UN to de-evolve us as a species...
A shift to a controlled genetically modified,embalmed and re-packaged product for consumption
has already crept into our supermarket..
Just as lawyers and shills rally to remove "organically grown" and "RGBH free" from labels in our stores
or at least to lobby to change those definitions to include their franken-food products....
but i digress....

start again.....
Ralphmutt....great question!
I'm afraid the answer is..
b)just a few talented, long in the tooth drunks making more justifications to drink?
theses events are never as incredible as the posters imply...
I mean...Come on!

Midget Clowns...Petting Zoos...Free Puppies....Hobo Villages...Ninja Kid Brothers...

Those are tough fictional acts to follow at any event...
Plus.... Have you seen or met a lot of these people at these events?
Here's a Progressive Word Answer!

One Word....
meh.

Two Words..
Don't Bother! :lol:

Three Words...
Better on Paper!

Four Words...
Don't Believe the Hype!

One question for you....
Did you have a Peanut Buster Parfait?
mmmmmmm! :)