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Post #488531 by little lost tiki on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 9:49 AM

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On 2009-10-16 09:23, Limbo Lizard licked the air and spoke:

On 2009-10-15 09:11, little lost tiki pined:
"...I do hope our paths DO cross eventually,Ralpmutt :)

Yeah, so do I, if only out of morbid curiosity. Meanwhile...
Do you think European scientists could experimentally simulate the result of you and Woofmutt crossing paths, using CERN's Large Hadron Collider?

No Sir!
Too many unknown factors..
There IS no way to simulate that crossing of paths of two such individuals...

Let's imagine THAT Two beams of subatomic particles called 'hadrons' (either protons or lead ions ,which represents Woofy and meself in this hypothetical experiment) will travel in opposite directions inside a circular accelerator, gaining energy with every lap.
This would already nullify the results
as Woofy and myself BOTH have
what they refer to
as a "Prosperous" Physique....
The test model accelerates
whereas the test subjects in real life are bound by atrophy and time
which slows down as it cycles around....
So ,Limbo, that was kind of a loaded question...
the answer is NO!
:)

Back to the Large Hadron Collider
Their experiment hopes to "recreate" the conditions just after the Big Bang
(despite the fact that a particle accelerator was not physically around at the beginning of time)
Plus one wonders if subatomic particles can also become polluted
just as nature becomes tainted in our size paradigm....
Then it would be an inaccurate measurement and thus valid only as a hypothesis...
They think that by colliding the two beams head-on at very high energy
that they can serially measure the results
and walk away unscathed....
In fact, Teams of physicists from around the world will analyse the particles created in the collisions!
But what if something GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!?!?!?
Will it cause a tear in time
or in the sky ,like those experimental Scalar weapons!?!?!?

Go Science!