Post #500244 by little lost tiki on Mon, Dec 21, 2009 8:31 AM

On 2009-12-14 13:55, Unga Bunga pondered:
Dear Little Lost Tiki,
Is it lost because it's little?

Sorry for the delay....Holiday and Art committments to wrap up
so to speak....

Is it lost because it's little?
I assume that you're addressing
my tolerance for smart-alecky questions....
Yes! My tolerance for suffering fools is lost
because i have very little of it...
Thank you for wasting 3 minutes of life for us all....
:)

On 2009-12-14 14:11, woofmutt wrote.not asked:
Liloti, as I have met you in person I can genuinely say that you only seemed short when standing next to Doughorne.
Keep up the good work. The world is blindly floundering deeper into a vast cold night, the moon is nowhere to be found, and the stars are burning out one by one. You alone stand like a small dot of mentholated light glowing in the outer darkness (because smoking is not allowed indoors).

Not a question....
NEXT!

On 2009-12-14 23:46, Unga Bunga wrote:
I'll try this again...
Dear LLT,
Will I go to hell if I put a good rum in my eggnog?

Yes
Even though you're drinking a good rum (with cheap eggy ingredients) initially
would heighten your status amongst drunken sophisticates here on earth

but then again...drinking ANY rum
puts you on the "list" for Hell...

Sorry. But them's the rules...

Thank you...