LLT
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LLT
On 2010-02-05 10:34, GROG bragged unabashedly:
Dear LLT,
GROG recently start dating a girl, and we had sex for the first time the other day. GROG perform the "Dirty Sanchez" on her and now she not return any of GROG calls. Should GROG have waited until the second or third time we had sex to perform the "Dirty Sanchez"?
First of all,GROG...
Adult cavemen should date WOMEN,not girls...
That's kinda illegal in these parts....
things have changed A LOT since the woolly mammoth...
Second....Why am i even answering this!?!?!?
Dating and having sex with girls is highly illegal
and this is a (mostly) family thread!
I don't know what you and your friend Dirty Sanchez have been up to
But this just doesn't feel right....
I'm gonna have to dial the authorities on this one....
Oh dear....
On 2010-02-05 14:36, SoccerTiki exclaimed:
Dear LLT,
Where is my SoccerTiki?
Thanks in advance.
Have you asked your karma,my friend? :)
Actually,Chris.... i have the answer...
it's a bit foggy...
Your soccertiki is
WHERE IT"S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE
at the moment...
I'll report back if i hear any clues....
DougHorne JUST moved to Long Beach
and was talking about
getting his TikiRoom all dialed...
maybe you should pay him a visit
Moai Mafia housewarming Style!
On 2010-02-05 14:59, Chip and Andy asked:
Dear Little Lost Tiki,
Grog made mention of a "Dirty Sanchez" which I thought was simply an urban legend and not something someone would actually do. So my question is this...
Which is the urban legend? the "Dirty Sanchez"? or Grog?
the GROG....
HE is an urban legend...
People speak of a hideous bald creature with bad eyesight
and bone-white hair around his face
and a scalp that shines like a hungry wolf's teeth...
His mating call consists of bad jokes in an almost cartoon-like voice...
The GROG is mostly a solitary creature,usually
ATTEMPTING to mate at least once in their lifetime
before surrendering to poker and naps in their cozy cave....
Despite his oafish appearance,the GROG has and WILL abduct girls
for his nefarious activities...
usually donning a Disney or Simpsons jacket to impress his potential mate....
Despite bad hunting skills,the GROG CAN paint a lovely cave wall...
As for the Dirty Sanchez....
he's real....and that rum our about him is also true...
he was picked up for lewd behavior
and is being processed for deportation....
On 2010-02-08 00:05, Zeta wrote:
On 2010-01-31 10:31, Formikahini wrote:
Answered my own question (from the Hawaiian Room thread in Locating Tiki:
On 2010-01-19 18:15, Zeta pondered:
From the back of this postcard (posted by DustyCajun above)
Tropical rain storm... Which was the first bar/restaurant to feature that trick? Who's the inventor?
You're a great sleuth, Zeta! Que detective mas completo!
It seems as though the Lexington beat The Tonga Room In S.F., no?
So, who, where and when?
HAH?
Wha?
This question is given without much of the context surrounding it...
Congratulations Zeta!
You have BAFFLED the ANSWERER!
may i suggest
this question should remain in its proper thread...
to spill it onto this thread
would reduce this forum to a Tiki Q&A
which it is not....really
It was placed here in Bilge by woofmutt
to create a place where unlikely questions could be addressed and answered
Of course,there are occasional inquiries about Tiki things
and i try to answer them to the best of my ability
but your question stumps me....
Maybe it's time i retired.....
Anyways, thank you all for your questions...
and thank you Tohunga Police Dept for investigating that GROG situation...
and to think i actually HUGGED that guy!
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