Post #519576 by little lost tiki on Wed, Mar 24, 2010 8:29 AM

On 2010-03-23 08:33, Chip and Andy asked:
Dear little lost tiki,

I am sorry if this was answered already but I am still trying to find out exactly how much wood the woodchuck chucked. Any help?

Dear Chip-n-Andy,
you are correct!
That question was answered on page 16.5
please refer to it there...
(There may be a divide by zero glitch lurking about
so please be patient while it's uploading...)

On 2010-03-23 08:43, cute lil croe67 pondered excitedly:
OOH OOH
MR. KOTTER! MR. KOTTER!
I have one I've been wondering for quite sometime which definitely needs the wisdom of LLT:
How do you throw away a garbage can?

This one is a toughie....
and there are a few things you can TRY
and they MAY work
but no guarantees...

But rest assured!
Our agents are ON THE CASE
thinking up even better solutions!

this should work for you as well,talo!

1)Disguise the garbage can. Find a huge plastic bag and put the garbage can inside, or put big bags together so it looks like garbage.Or tape a moustache and beard to it..They'll never suspect!

2)Put a sign on the empty garbage can for the sanitation crew that says "please throw away the garbage can." This can take numerous attempts-and still doesn't always work,but be patient!The crews move quickly through the route and can't always read. Stranger things have happened,so chin up!

3)Contact your local sanitation department and explain the problem. There may be a way to throw away a garbage can that works the first or second or third time they are privy to.....

4)Call a junk disposal service. This is a bit extreme since you end up paying for someone to take away your garbage can, but the frustration from failed attempts at other methods makes it easier to shell out cash to get rid of the problem! Isn't that the American Way?

5)Decide you don't need to throw away the garbage can. Wash it out with a high-powered hose and lots of soap put it into the back yard for storing outdoor toys,birdseed,gummi bears,mulch,a one-man jacuzzi...
Use your imagination! :)

6. Cut out the bottom and use the rest to house the torso of your
   giant lazer death robot...it's durable plastic coating
   will protect the components from water....

and finally....

7)Clean the garbage can.
Place it in front of your house on garbage day,
away from the other garbage
with a big poster that says "Free! Take Me Away!!!"
Amazingly enough,someone with severe mental problems
just may put an end to your duress
and take the can home...

Hope that helps,kids!
and thanks for visiting!