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A New Hope

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purple jade posted on 03/11/2006

Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

MP
mrs. pineapple posted on 03/11/2006

baaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa

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badmojo posted on 03/11/2006

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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johnman posted on 03/11/2006

Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em.

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Polynesiac posted on 03/11/2006

Porkins! Pull up!

I'm alright! I'm alright...

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TikiJosh posted on 03/11/2006

just a little farther.......

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Unga Bunga posted on 03/11/2006

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tikiracer posted on 03/11/2006

These are not the posts you're looking for...

Move along.

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PiPhiRho posted on 03/11/2006

I've got a bad feeling about this.

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tikiracer posted on 03/11/2006

We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

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aquaorama posted on 03/11/2006

Your powers are weak old man!

[ Edited by: aquaorama 2006-03-11 05:03 ]

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johnman posted on 03/11/2006

A soft spot you have hit with this Star Wars thread. Many a bad joke you will see...

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Feelin Zombified posted on 03/11/2006

Traveling through cyberspace ain't like dusting crops, boy

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tikibars posted on 03/11/2006

Han shot first!

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TikiJosh posted on 03/11/2006

He doesn't like you! I don't like you either!

MP
mrs. pineapple posted on 03/11/2006

Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship.

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tikiracer posted on 03/11/2006

I beg your pardon, sir, but do you know what he's talking
about?

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 03/11/2006

I see your SCHWARTZ is as big as mine.

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paranoid123 posted on 03/11/2006

And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!

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paranoid123 posted on 03/11/2006

What's the matter Colonel Saunders? Chicken??

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joefla70 posted on 03/13/2006

"Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Drinking. Drinking leads to suffering Bastards." - Yoda.

"It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the Ohana together." —Obi Wan Kenobi explaining Tiki and the Aloha spirit to Luke Skywalker.

"I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of tiki mugs suddenly crashed to the ground and became suddenly broken." —Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Tiki Central. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." —Obi-Wan Kenobi describing Tiki Central to Luke Skywalker.

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid... but they do make a good theme for tiki bar decor" —Han Solo

"Don't be so proud of this tiki you've constructed. The ability to create a tiki is insignificant next to the power of the Force." —Darth Vader

"When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master." —Darth "Basement Kahuna" Vader, to Obi-Wan "Benzart" Kenobi.

"I see you have constructed a new tiki... Your skills are complete... Indeed you are powerful, as Hanford has foreseen." Benzart to Basement Kahuna.

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Johnny Dollar posted on 03/13/2006

una puta solo?

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Tiki-bot posted on 03/13/2006

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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cynfulcynner posted on 03/14/2006

On 2006-03-13 14:04, Tiki-bot wrote:
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Yes, the Land Speeder is indeed a stick-shift! :lol:

(Photographed at the Boston Museum of Science, 11/05)

JD
Johnny Dollar posted on 03/14/2006

(thx bk)

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