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The Official Tiki Central's 'Hijack This Thread" Thread.

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Unga Bunga posted on 06/04/2006

So I was walikin down the street one day.............

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Jungle Trader posted on 06/04/2006

.....when you tried to get me to walk thru the kitchen, past all the cooks, to get into the bar at The Phoenix Hotel SF. Like a magician, you disappeared, then you were found again the next day.

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The Sperm Whale posted on 06/04/2006

I woke up in dog shit thinking.....

STCB
Sabu The Coconut Boy posted on 06/04/2006

Hey! Did you just see that monkey...

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The Sperm Whale posted on 06/04/2006

Not only did I see that monkey I spanked him for waking me up....

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Polynesiac posted on 06/04/2006

did I turn off the oven?

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SilverLine posted on 06/06/2006

Ooops! Wrong thread!

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finkdaddy posted on 06/06/2006

Why does everyone think Humpty Dumpty was an egg?!?! The poem never says he was an egg, so what gives? He sat on a wall, he fell and busted his behind. So what. My kids do that all the time and none of them are eggs.

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marika posted on 06/06/2006

I am finishing my keg because I need a new one nice and cold for saturday and the only day I can get it is tomorrow. I could always leave a deposit for a second empty keg but I prefer finishing it tonight. There is a lot more beer than my husband thought.

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Chongolio posted on 06/06/2006

Slow down, use your turn signal, pick a lane and stay in it, get off the cell phone, come to a complete stop at stop signs, pay attention, be a courteous driver and don't drive like an idiot

Chonglio/ Safety Captain

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The Sperm Whale posted on 06/06/2006

Oh never mind I broke my Lawn Mower?? I wish the dog would hurry up and flush the toilet cause it smells like tuna and catsup. Why is mayonaise sometimes called salad dressing??

[ Edited by: The Sperm Whale 2006-06-05 21:12 ]

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Slacks Ferret posted on 06/06/2006

I think I'm considerate of other people because I only pick my nose with my left hand.

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tikiskip posted on 06/06/2006

So if I talk about "Hijacking this thread" Will you get mad at me for staying on topic? :lol:

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Rob Roy posted on 06/06/2006

The first rule of TC is that you don't talk about TC.

The second rule of TC is that you don't talk about .... oh damn, I spilled my Zombie.

What was I talking about again?

Oh yes, Owl Central.

[ Edited by: Rob Roy 2006-06-06 09:13 ]

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WenikiTiki posted on 06/06/2006

What is this "Be kind to ADD" week?

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lone tiki? posted on 06/06/2006

I haven't got Tourettes Syndrome you stupid witch! :x

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woofmutt posted on 06/07/2006
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