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Tiki Oasis 9 - Artist Alley Previews! Warning: This thread is neither cool nor current! So there!

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Some peeple jus dun unnerstand are country way of Laif....

Otter von Stroheim!

Crazy Owl!

Sabu-y'all are jus' the bees knees!

WARE OR BRING NAIMETAGS !

LT

On 2009-08-12 23:55, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:

There's Sqwirrel-Kissin'

So that's wut the Sqwirrel jar's a'fore!

S

On 2009-08-13 10:39, LOL Tiki wrote:

So that's wut the Sqwirrel jar's a'fore!

Now yer a gittin' it cuzzin Lolly!

And don't you fergit to bring some of them moonshine my-ties! You needs it fer yer breth after kissin them skwirrels.

Yew boys am Nuts!

git it? Nuts?
Skwirrels?

AAAW-HAW!

CJ

On 2009-08-13 11:14, little lost tiki wrote:
Yew boys am Nuts!

git it? Nuts?
Skwirrels?

AAAW-HAW!

Holden my nuts?

LT

On 2009-08-13 11:23, Coco Joe wrote:

On 2009-08-13 11:14, little lost tiki wrote:
Yew boys am Nuts!

git it? Nuts?
Skwirrels?

AAAW-HAW!

Holden my nuts?

Don't he make da mugs?

that skwerrells whoamun kinda luks lahk TIKI KALIKI

B

On 2009-08-13 10:39, LOL Tiki wrote:

There's Sqwirrel-Kissin'

Sqwirrel-Kissin'?!??!

Thats IT. you done GONE TOO FAR. Soon as I setted up GHOULIGAN'S HUT (Last years BEST BOOTH AWARD WINNER), I'm fixin' to commence the feudin' on PAPPY HAGGLERS BARGAIN BARN.

We Sofistimacated INDOORS VENDORS do NOT cotton to fraternitizing with them fuzzy-tailed VARMITS!!!

varmits is for stewin' NOT scr...well u get the pitcher.

Uncle Toesy

S
squid posted on Thu, Aug 13, 2009 9:59 PM

Lester, Junior and me, Pappy, will see y'all real soon! Bring yer dollers!

Uncle Toe will be doin' a skwirrel kissin' demunstrashun!

[ Edited by: squid 2009-08-13 22:00 ]

B

On 2009-08-06 21:22, squid wrote:
Hey thar Bowie! You makes some purdy mugs for shore. And they got some purdy wahheeneez on em too! But don't you go pointin' no shotguns at the Hagglers. Unless ah course you want to brake the Ruiner/Haggler cease fire of 1923. That'd be a real shame if'n you Ruiners got yer britches full of buckshot at a fancy event in Sandy Acres. And don't you touch my pigs!!! It was your great-grandpappy what started all that fuss by stealin' my great-grandpappys pig.

All righty then, Pappy. We'll continue us a cease fire fer this here fancy ee-vent. I'll even give ya the offspring of the hog that m' great grandpappy done stole from you-uns way back then.


Jes' one lil' problem tho. Us Ruiners been 'sperimentin' in the lab wif genetics and stuff like that there. We's tryin' ta come up wif the perfek pig. Sometimes it don't go raht.


Other times it go a lil' too raht an' cree-ates a monster!

Ah'll put down m' shootin' iron an' hand 'em over to ya and Junior on Sattiday.

Ruiner Bowie

Well, I stopped on by the Bargain Barn several times but had to hurry on up and skedaddle out since I had the Homestead Arts Pavillion to look after. There wasn't once that this place wasn't busy, so pictures were a little hard to get. Here's the best of what I did, though.

Pappy Haggler's Bargain Barn

Well, here's Pappy and Junior rite now!

And that city slicker, Big Toad stopped on by for a friendly visit.

Our proud heritage!

Thas all I got that's fit fer showin. Mebbe someone else has some they can post up here, too.

C

WOAH!
Pappy went 'in get some new overalls for da party!?!?!?
Now 'dats sumthin' speeeeeeecial!

that thars some KINFOLK fur shure i rectum!

Way to kill a buzz there, dude.

totally!

LT

Some hi-falootin' kullector got the skwirrel jar a'fore I got to cee it! :(

i think she got it fer 15-20 bucks!
Pappy and i was comparin haggler stories
(most of y'all don't know how to haggle to save your life,by the way!
had to coach and coax all y'all amateurs....)
and Pappy sez this girl was the best haggler of the day!

...not to cast aspersions..but i THINK the COOL & CURRENT aspects of this topic are DONE

On 2009-08-29 13:25, bb moondog wrote:
...not to cast aspersions..but i THINK the COOL & CURRENT aspects of this topic are DONE

GASP!!!!!

then why are people still nominating it?
:lol:

S
squid posted on Tue, Sep 1, 2009 1:21 AM

And why would someone bump a dead thread just to point out that it's not "cool and current"?

Ahhhh...the mysteries of life...

BB

I just gave you 3 votes and NOTHING!

I have no juice.

Sorry guys. :(

2 weeks after the event and still cool and current!
Wear it like a Badge,Artist Alley friends!
:)

is bb upset because Squid and i didn't accept that art he was trying to give us at Oasis?
:lol:

"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid."
Friedrich Nietzsche

insipid?

Fancy pants word Girl!

just quoting Nietzsche . . .

my new line of pants!
Kookypants
Fancypants
Smartypants
:lol:

what about Candypants/

man! Is this topic cool or what?
:)

LT

So cool it deserves a bump!

So cool, I need better pants just to sit and read it! :lol:

On 2009-09-01 01:36, Bora Boris wrote:
I just gave you 3 votes and NOTHING!
I have no juice.
Sorry guys. :(

's ok Boris! You bumped it anyway!

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO REQUEST SOME READING PANTS PLEASE! :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You got it! Reading pants coming right up! But they need a COOL and CURRENT name!
How about Perusalpants?



Retro Modern Wahine ~ blog, etsy link, and more!

[ Edited by: Kiki von Tiki 2009-09-03 10:34 ]

LT

I want a smoking jacket and a pipe. And an ascot. A smoking jacket, a pipe and an ascot; that's all I need.

i prefer LEARNINPANTS
or LIBRARYPANTS...
maybe in a nice wool tartan
that's all I need...

B

Try SMARTYPANTS sometime.
I really like mine.
:)

A testimonial from Bowie! :)

We'll have to send a pair of LIBRARYPANTS to Woofmutt so he can test them out. I'm perfecting the special patented "Anti-weirdlo" coating that prevents normals from talking to you in public places.

the CHAISENORMAL Fashion triple pleated pant in a nice herringbone please!
:)

B

On 2009-09-03 11:04, LOL Tiki wrote:
I want a smoking jacket and a pipe. And an ascot. A smoking jacket, a pipe and an ascot; that's all I need.

...and this Thermos. That's all I need.

LOL and Bead, dontcha need some PANTS to go with your ascots, jackets and thermoses? We got all kinds! Take your pick! Special patented anti-weirdlo coating at no extra charge! Hmmm Candypants with anti-weirdlo coating could be just the thing for our teenage girls!

Didn't squid play drums for Candypants back in the 80s?

LT

On 2009-09-03 21:36, Kiki von Tiki wrote:
LOL and Bead, dontcha need some PANTS to go with your ascots, jackets and thermoses? We got all kinds! Take your pick! Special patented anti-weirdlo coating at no extra charge! Hmmm Candypants with anti-weirdlo coating could be just the thing for our teenage girls!

It's too hot for pants, I'll wear a long smoking jacket.

and you will be smoking in that long jacket, Lol!

On 2009-09-03 22:02, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Didn't squid play drums for Candypants back in the 80s?

was that when this was taken? It doesn't look like he has on CANDYPANTS to me!

oh Brother!
:lol:

late and uncool
this thread is!
:lol:

i want some nerdypants!

LT

#1 - Cool & Current!! :lol: :tiki: :lol:

On 2009-09-04 09:13, little lost tiki wrote:
late and uncool
this thread is!
:lol:
i want some nerdypants!

I got some YODAPANTS for you, Kinny!
Now I gotta get my little CANDYPANTS on the road to San Diego for the truly COOL and CURRENT!
Hodaddy is waiting for us!
See you there!



Retro Modern Wahine ~ blog, etsy link, and more!

[ Edited by: Kiki von Tiki 2009-09-04 11:28 ]

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