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Hakalugi posted on 03/25/2009

This is an idea I snagged from another forum I was lurking on this morning (don't worry, I'm not being unfaithful to you).

Simple idea really, just answer the question posed, then leave another one for the next person that comes along. I'll start with a boring one, but hopefully it'll get more interesting as it goes along:

What was the last CD you bought (not downloaded)?

UB
Unga Bunga posted on 03/25/2009

On 2009-03-25 00:37, Hakalugi wrote:
What was the last CD you bought (not downloaded)?

Communicable disease?
I've downloaded one, but I don't think I ever bought one.

When was the last time you hacked a loogy?

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga 2009-03-25 03:11 ]

TM
Tipsy McStagger posted on 03/25/2009

..a lugi was hak'd in the first post.......and now, a question for the next person, one which will probably end the thread.....

"when was the last time you paid for sex?"........

PTD
Psycho Tiki D posted on 03/25/2009

On 2009-03-25 05:12, Tipsy McStagger wrote:

and now, a question for the next person, one which will probably end the thread.....

"when was the last time you paid for sex?"........

About two weeks ago when I bought this...

Haven't had the courage to approach her yet.

Next person, spit or swallow?

JT
Jungle Trader posted on 03/25/2009

I tried chew once, I spit it out.

Give me all your money?

D
drgoat456 posted on 03/25/2009

Quote:

On 2009-03-25 05:12, Tipsy McStagger wrote:

and now, a question for the next person, one which will probably end the thread.....

"when was the last time you paid for sex?"........


1970 in Nogales, Mexican side. No ill effects.

When did Wattsamatau beat Tic-Toc-Tech?....or when was the last time you ate something you really didn't want to?

[ Edited by: drgoat456 2009-03-25 08:24 ]

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KuKu posted on 03/25/2009

I'm having trouble swallowing this question, so refer to Psycho Tiki D's question and I'll say spit.

Top or bottom...?

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PiPhiRho posted on 03/25/2009

Top.

Paper or Plastic?

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Hakalugi posted on 03/25/2009

Paper

Hypothetical situation:

You're in your bedroom late at night when you hear a noise. Someone else is in your house. You quietly sneak down the hallway and peek around the corner. You see Unga Bunga rummaging through your liquor cabinet (pun intended). What do you do?

[ Edited by: Hakalugi 2009-03-25 13:26 ]

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tiki-riviera posted on 03/25/2009

On 2009-03-25 12:41, Hakalugi wrote:
Paper

Hypothetical situation:

You're in your bedroom late at night when you hear a noise. Someone else is in your house. You quietly sneak down the hallway and peek around the corner. You see Unga Bunga rummaging through your liquor cabinet (pun intended). What do you do?

Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire, then get some marshmellows.

If you were 100% sure no one would find out, and the opportunity presented itself, would you
punch a monkey in the face?

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TIKIVILLE posted on 03/25/2009

no monkey punching!
donkey punch maybe ....lol
whats the difference between a ROLLER derby girl and a Burlesque dancer? ( in your opinion)

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leleliz posted on 03/25/2009

A derby girl dresses in barely anything but likes it when the night ends and she is covered in bruises and rink rash. A burlesque girl is a few steps up from a hooker --because they take all their clothes off but dont have sex for money.
I played derby and dabbled in burlesque so that be my opinion.

Lets see.....

Which came first--the chicken or the egg?

PTD
Psycho Tiki D posted on 03/25/2009

On 2009-03-25 15:02, leleliz wrote:
A derby girl dresses in barely anything but likes it when the night ends and she is covered in bruises and rink rash. A burlesque girl is a few steps up from a hooker --because they take all their clothes off but dont have sex for money.
I played derby and dabbled in burlesque so that be my opinion.

Lets see.....

Which came first--the chicken or the egg?

The chicken came first, after it hatched out of an egg.

Hmm..Are you sure burlesque girls don't have sex for money?

UB
Unga Bunga posted on 03/26/2009

On 2009-03-25 15:07, Psycho Tiki D wrote:
Hmm..Are you sure burlesque girls don't have sex for money?

Were there credit cards?
Shit! I just answered a question with a question.

try again:
What's the weather in your town as we speak?

TG
The Gnomon posted on 03/26/2009

On 2009-03-26 00:17, Unga Bunga wrote:

On 2009-03-25 15:07, Psycho Tiki D wrote:
Hmm..Are you sure burlesque girls don't have sex for money?

Were there credit cards?
Shit! I just answered a question with a question.

try again:
What's the weather in your town as we speak?

It's the overall atmospheric conditions affecting the municipality to which I belong during the timeframe of our conversation.

What's in your stimulus package?

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woofmutt posted on 03/26/2009

Stimulus Package

2 OZ Rum
1 OZ sweetened lime juice
Club Soda
1 package of Pop Rocks™

Fill a large glass half full of ice. Pour the rum and lime juice over the ice. Fill glass almost to the top with club soda. Serve with the "stimulus package" of Pop Rocks.

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

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cheekytiki posted on 03/26/2009

No, the air conditioning is broken

Does it hurt?

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KuKu posted on 03/27/2009

Only when I laugh...
Are you done...?

PTD
Psycho Tiki D posted on 03/27/2009

On 2009-03-26 17:01, KuKu wrote:
Only when I laugh...
Are you done...?

Done finding tiki, no.

Are you spun?

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1solidtiki posted on 03/27/2009

no just agitated.

Wheres the beef?

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woofmutt posted on 03/27/2009

Do we have to go through this every friggin' time we eat here? You ordered the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. It's made with chicken. "Chicken" is in the name of the "sammich". That's why it's called the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. If it were made with beef they'd probably have called it a burger. If you'd wanted chicken and beef then you shoulda ordered the Ass Kickin' Cock-N-Bull Barn Burner™.

You gonna eat that pickle?

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tiki-riviera posted on 03/27/2009

On 2009-03-26 20:47, woofmutt wrote:
Do we have to go through this every friggin' time we eat here? You ordered the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. It's made with chicken. "Chicken" is in the name of the "sammich". That's why it's called the Yeeee-Hawt!™ Wings-O-Flame™ Free Range Ranch House Chicken Sammich. If it were made with beef they'd probably have called it a burger. If you'd wanted chicken and beef then you shoulda ordered the Ass Kickin' Cock-N-Bull Barn Burner™.

You gonna eat that pickle?

Umm, that isn't a pickle..

What would you choose: Being paid $1,000,000 a year as the world's most famous celibate Mime, or
Being paid $22,450 a year as a Pornstar with all the free beer you can drink?

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KuKu posted on 03/28/2009

Free Beer ( one of my fav L.A./O.C.punk bands in the '80's)
So, if Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse...?

TM
tiki mick posted on 03/28/2009

Why was Rubio's selling "langostino Lobster"? Does'nt that mean "Lobster Lobster"?

QVI
Quiet Village Idiot posted on 04/15/2009

Because they're Estupido Stupid.

You want Salsa Sauce with that?

[ Edited by: quiet village idiot 2009-04-21 03:49 ]

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bigtikidude posted on 04/15/2009

sure why not, as long as it's not crazy spicy.

What time is it in Space?

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Son-of-Kelbo posted on 04/15/2009

Relative to your gravity-well, it's now.

How much time can you spare?

TG
The Gnomon posted on 04/16/2009

All of it, but if you borrow any you'll have to return it in good condition.

Now that you've had a chance to fully assess the situation, how do you plan to extricate us from this downward spiral of imminent doom?

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 04/16/2009

On 2009-04-16 09:46, The Gnomon wrote:

Now that you've had a chance to fully assess the situation, how do you plan to extricate us from this downward spiral of imminent doom?

WITH A MIDGET CLOWN OF COURSE!

What would the name of this midget Superhero be
if he could really fly and fight crime?

8T
8FT Tiki posted on 04/18/2009

Mighty Mouse of course.

Do I REALLY need to change my oil EVERY 3000 miles???

MN
Mr. NoNaMe posted on 05/03/2009

On 2009-04-17 21:31, 8FT Tiki wrote:

Do I REALLY need to change my oil EVERY 3000 miles???

If you drive a Yugo or Suzuki, yes. My Jeep has made it through 15,000 miles without an oil change.

Would one really go blind if one continued to masturbate?

[ Edited by: admin 2008-11-25 19:32 ]

QVI
Quiet Village Idiot posted on 05/07/2009

Eh ... could you write that again using slightly larger letters? I can hardly see it, as it is ...

So tell me --- why is Lt. Uhura's dress so short?

UB
Unga Bunga posted on 05/07/2009

To go where every man has gone before.

Why are oxymorons so ironic?

TG
The Gnomon posted on 05/07/2009

Because Billy Mays is an Iron Man.

How do I sharpen the blades on my Ronco Veg-o-matic?

05-29-2009 – Hmmm. I guess that was a tough question since the Veg-o-matic only has one blade (that curves back and forth), plus it never needs sharpening.

[ Edited by: The Gnomon 2009-05-29 11:09 ]

TG
The Gnomon posted on 05/29/2009

I've been hitting on my next door neighbor's sister. How long is it until Hell freezes over?

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Son-of-Kelbo posted on 05/29/2009

Any day now, judging by the Nightly News...

How fast can you run?

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KuKu posted on 05/31/2009

Walking is better than running away but crawling aint no good at all...
Can you dig it...?

MR
Matt Reese posted on 07/02/2009

Yes I can, TSOL code Blue style.

Why are they called spider-monkeys?

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woofmutt posted on 10/13/2010

In its native Outer Inbetweenica the spider monkey diet consists of almost 60% insects. Though the spider monkeys don't spin webs they're very good at catching bugs. The do this by holding so tightly to a tree trunk that they are completely rigid and still. The arm not holding onto the tree is held up like a branch. As bugs pass by the seemingly harmless tree branch the spider monkeys grab and eat them. They will also eat small birds that land on their hands, but the spider monkeys are eaten by large birds of prey who aren't fooled by the tree branch act.

How lame is fruit for dessert?

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