Goin'Primitive (Thanks to everyone who came to this little Oasis)

On 2011-09-24 17:22, crazy al wrote:
Rhino got the Indian!

I guess he didn't learn his lesson from the giant gorilla 29 years earlier.

Bear

Jeffy.......

this Jimmy caster Guy is good sh!t
https://tikicentral.com/uploads/10038/4e763908.jpg

and buy up all the Mandrill you can befor Oct 14th...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayhpzgUrPQM
cut to the 4.13min mark! just after vibes solo...
if you play this instead of that sleepy exotica shi'uff... then we will have a real commando grass skirt party!

and this...i f you go that direction....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUFVk-gszdI&feature=related

oh ya...
if we get Funky... maybe we will all just all loose our heads! 25 of them....

I won't be able to attend after all. Have Fun Without Us!!!

Post lots a pics!

Bamboo Ben
Custom Tropical Decor
I build Fun for you!
http://www.facebook.com/bambooben

[ Edited by: revbambooben 2011-09-27 06:12 ]

On 2011-09-26 13:03, crazy al wrote:
oh ya...
if we get Funky... maybe we will all just all loose our heads! 25 of them....

great job Al!

On 2011-09-25 11:44, nelsonstikihut wrote:
Looks like we'll be doing a little vending! Stop by the hut...err...trailer and say hello!

Chris Your stuff is amazing, I am glad you and Mandy are coming!!! we are almost full!

On 2011-09-25 11:44, nelsonstikihut wrote:
Looks like we'll be doing a little vending! Stop by the hut...err...trailer and say hello!

SWEET !

this just in from the Atoll... talk about Sweet!

Today music selections.....Jeff.....

in honer of this zombie loving Siren...
Fella Kuti's... Zombie! (if you don't have this BTD you need a different gig.....!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geT2bYzvLcw
if your not into the politics this 12min version has plenty of 'instrumental' action...

Santa Tana's Soul Sacrifice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JryQXilMj4
the Woodstock track is the best ever... the 'drummer' on the kit remarked later that he doesn't even remember his drum solo... he was in his teens???

few more...
Toney Allen ... Fella's brother of anoth'a moth'a
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfxxBObn-AQ

AND! the FUNKEES!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiqoWlJs7m4

as long as we are on the boat...

one more form the dark continent??...
it's SHAFT! in Africa!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jshF3g5CLn0
Tito

We Just Added 2 more vendors to out list at Goin'Primitve

You may want to do some Christmas Shopping well at the Show

Taboo Island
http://www.tabooisland.com/servlet/StoreFront

Nelson Tiki Hut
http://www.facebook.com/nelsonstikihut

And please Drive Safe to the show..........Get it?

Hey, GROG just notice Wildsville man snuck up another artist proof/ test glaze mug on ebay. It has one day, five hours left.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Test-Glaze-Goin-Primitive-Official-Tiki-Mug-/260860370868?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cbc7d5fb4#ht_500wt_1413

Rory almost got the description right, (he should really get GROG to write these down for him before him post on ebay.)

It has 1C etched on the bottom. There was a 2C and a 3C also (which Trader Tom can vouch for because he help GROG glaze these) which indicated how many coats of yellow underglaze were applied. This mug only had one coat so the yellow came out lighter. The black used is a different black than the one used in the final production run, and it is lighter as well. The blue glaze used is a different blue and is lighter. It came out a more powder blue/baby blue. Overall the colors are a more pastel version than the final production mug.

Aother great frame and proto mug.

another great track
Art Blakey – No Hay Problema
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrrgCKKNwRM
from Les Liasions Dangereuses (Music from the Original Motion Picture)

6 hours left on this mug.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Test-Glaze-Goin-Primitive-Official-Tiki-Mug-/260860370868?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cbc7d5fb4#ht_500wt_1413

Saturday Breakdown for Oct 15th (Free B-B-Q and Fish Fry Dinner)

6a.m.-10a.m. Fishing Contest with Tiki Ray
Mermaid Bar opens at 9a.m. for cocktails
9a.m. Breakfast and Coffee for sale
10a.m. Vendors Open
10a.m. Cabana service starts
11a.m.-2p.m. B.B.Q Lunch available ($5 Burgers and Chips or Hotdogs)
Tent/Trailer Crawl and Decoration contest happen from 4ish-7:30
Mermaid Bar will close at 7p.m. and the Crash Bar will open next to the stage.
7p.m. will Start the FREE B.B.Q and Fish Fry next to the Crash Bar.
Get dressed to impress with your costumes,for our contest
8p.m. LIVE on stage,THE HULA GIRLS
10p.m. the Mermaid Bar re-opens and the tiki burn continues at the firepit.
10p.m. the Classic Monster Movies begin.
Bar closes at 1:30a.m.

Big Tiki Dude will be D.J. all day long

SATURDAY 10p.m. the Classic Monster Movies begin...

MOST EXCELLENT!
:)

** The Saturday Cocktail Crawl will begin at 4:00 we will wrap up the last tasting by 6:30 in order to leave you plenty of time to head out to the FREE BBQ & Fish Fry as well as the Big Show**
More information Here:
http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?forum=17&topic=41113
There is still time slots available for Hosts and Crawlers, PM me for info.

p.s. maybe one of you Rum Runners would be so kind to run BigTikiDude a cocktail or two out to his post, he works crazy hours at this gig and I hate for him to miss out on the action :)

On 2011-09-29 12:01, little lost tiki wrote:
SATURDAY 10p.m. the Classic Monster Movies begin...

MOST EXCELLENT!
:)

careful what you ask for Kennith....

tonight's sound track jeff....
Soul MaKossa - Manu Dibango
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOLuf27QC7o&feature=related
better track
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4I9iBZNUu4&feature=related

and this from the mermaid..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb9EOYqVScU&feature=player_embedded#!
not a horror film but great viewing non the less...

[ Edited by: crazy al 2011-09-29 19:41 ]

THE GAWL DARNED BIG OLE FISHIN'DERBY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon folks and bring your poles . 6am till 10am Saturday morning . Get da BIg one and have a blast doing it . NO FISHING LICENSE REQUIRED HERE ! Use lures, or certain live bait (Earthworms or mealworms only ) We dont want strange creatures in the pond but Ive caught big catfish with a bass hook with a 1 inch piece of hotdog on it . There are no natural predators besides the fish here so they hit more often than you would think . We have to keep an out of bounds from Amys ranchhouse but the other 85% of the lake is legal . Ill not be fishing with ya but I will help you and give tips to land them . I even bought a scale to weigh them . Use 8 # test so you dont lose the big lunkers . Bring hooks , shot weights ,sliding sinkers, lures , whatever ! Ill clean them if you want or just take a pic and throw em back . Get those kids involved . YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

It’s October. Getting real close to de-evolution time at Goin’ Primitive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7pgTJd9nE0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baqrWin1i2Q&fmt=18

The last test glaze mug ends today.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/GoinPrimitive-Event-Tiki-Mug-1-1-Test-Glaze-/260863784286?_trksid=p4340.m263&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%26otn%3D5%26pmod%3D260860370868%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D3196789774614312651#ht_500wt_1413

GROG miss Tiki-Kate

[ Edited by: grog 2011-10-05 10:21 ]

Seeing as this is a different time of year I realized that it is still dark at 6am for the fishing derby to begin . Im changing the start time to 7am so you can all get up and have some coffee and still be able to get the first light fishin .Does 7:00 to 10:30 am sound good to all or go till 11:00am ?

On 2011-09-29 11:06, Wildsville man wrote:

Get dressed to impress with your costumes,for our contest
8p.m. LIVE on stage,THE HULA GIRLS

Only one creature has every walked the earth that is scarier and more primitive than Kong himself. This creature only has a tendency to come out and rear its ugly head during Hula Girls concerts. Kong may have met his match. As a result Kong may have to fight fire with fire.

On 2011-10-02 11:52, TIKI-RAY wrote:
Seeing as this is a different time of year I realized that it is still dark at 6am for the fishing derby to begin . Im changing the start time to 7am so you can all get up and have some coffee and still be able to get the first light fishin .Does 7:00 to 10:30 am sound good to all or go till 11:00am ?

Yu'all bring your ear-plugs and eye-shades to get yer fishin' rest ya here.......

shouldn't you be using a spear yu'all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4vRzzfE_o
expert?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-ExMWdSjck
even depicted in cave paintings

Amy is hav'in another pig at this thing right right???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwkEsCmBg4&feature=related
aim for da heart!(the last words here are priceless)

after fishing competition...

i know Ray has one of these as well as Sabu... mine came really came from the rain-forest via Cost-Plus via X-mas present in the early 90's... even has the ol' do it your self 'Dart Making Kit'!! luv that....

easy to make your own blow stick (trip to Home Depot???)

winner get braging rights...

now? what is the target/targets???

Jeff's music lesson today...

anything by Mongo Santamaria!!!!
His Killer Afro Blue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbE7jf_Hp5w

but this is his classic Watermelon Man...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueI84_LU_9w

anything by Eddie Palmieri -and in 1972 too!
Vámonos pal monte ... killer footage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eozZ_f9YVk0
the better track
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGiDNXTDePE&feature=related

this gal is all jazzy but what a track this is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEJOYBD46NU

getting all afro cuban on ya... but i thing a good theme to hit is
BOO-GA-LOO!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y8JVZokh1U

[ Edited by: crazy al 2011-10-02 16:23 ]

Awesome Al !Im gonna have to dig my blowdart gun out if I can find it . I got it from a tribesman at the Long Beach Tiki fest years ago . We can reenact that book, "The Most Dangerous Game" with Rory as the game . We will give him a 1 hour headstart and then start stalking him . Where can I get a dozen foxhounds at such short notice ?
I talked to Buzzy today and he agrees that a 7 am start will be perfect light to start the Fishing Derby . We will let it go until 11 am to finish . There are catfish, Bass and Crappie and Bluegill in the lake . "Lips and Fins is what its all about ! "FISH ONNNNN" ! "HOOKUPPPP"!

i knew i loved you for a reason Ray! (and it's not because you just bagged a hot wife on the game trail...)

Hey ??? ever wonder how/why Brazil/So.America looks like a shrunken head?

A little taxonomy assistance for you when identifying what you see at Goin' Primative

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--szrOHtR6U&NR=1

Fear the Night!!!!

Lock Your Tent!!!!!

FULL MOON SATURDAY!!!!

Tiki Has never been so Primitive.

Michael Myers brought the smack-down at trader vic's???

[ Edited by: crazy al 2011-10-03 20:38 ]

Ok , Al and I will perform this LIVE . Whos in to help us ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLu3NAqccWeZg
http://www.youtube.com
.

Fear the deep end of the lake

The ape army is poised to roll out soon.

Wow that's impressive Grog, you da man! Wendy

Anyone as excited as us for our little getaway?!!

On 2011-10-04 00:26, GROG wrote:
The ape army is poised to roll out soon.

JeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZuS!!! thaks a lot of &$%^*@%# work.....!!!

On 2011-10-04 12:19, nelsonstikihut wrote:
Anyone as excited as us for our little getaway?!!

I'm ready for a vacation/getaway.
I just wish I didn't have to pack up all my **** to get to it.

Jeff(btd)

On 2011-10-03 21:44, TIKI-RAY wrote:
Ok , Al and I will perform this LIVE . Who's in to help us ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLu3NAqccWeZg
http://www.youtube.com
.

DUDE!?! if you get Ron Jeromy there I'm there!!

Primitive 'Wiggle Contest' ?? Day? or Night?

[ Edited by: crazy al 2011-10-04 13:42 ]

275,000 results
http://www.google.com/search?q=make+a+blow+dart+gun&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Get Crafty!! hunters....

win???

let me just say right now... if it dips below 70 degees out there in the 'Desert' this will be my primitive out-fit!

spear fishing anyone?

I wondered if that was Ron Jeremy? (I recognized his face from the rum bottle :wink: ) Al, you want to borrow my penis gourd mug?

I'm so stoked, I tested out my signature drink today! I must say, its smokin'... Now I've got to start my camping list.

1. Rum
2. Tikis
3. Vodka
4. Tiki mugs
5. Jaegermeister
6. Tiki torches...

10 days to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The place is ready, we have some new things to see. The weather will be great in the daytime, bring a sweatshirt for the evenings. Erning those Mugs are amazing!!!! Al, great job on the pendants and the creative Dart game :)

See you all in 10!

Amy

PS- dont forget to sign up for the crawls!!!

On 2011-10-04 12:50, crazy al wrote:

Primitive 'Wiggle Contest' ?? Day? or Night?

Talk about dangling a carrot in front of somebody.
sheeeesh!!!
:o

Jeff(btd)

if you play with it, you go blind.but if you eat it, you can see for miles my 20/20 vision seeing friend.

W

On 2011-10-04 18:44, Queen Kamehameha wrote:
10 days to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The place is ready, we have some new things to see. The weather will be great in the daytime, bring a sweatshirt for the evenings. Erning those Mugs are amazing!!!! Al, great job on the pendants and the creative Dart game :)

See you all in 10!

Amy

PS- dont forget to sign up for the crawls!!!

Kong has burst out in song just thinking about the event.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HsZKq0rnG4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqJzxqlT9_4&feature=related

Ernie has made a special batch of animal fez event mug's.

the first 50 mug's will have 5 special mug's mixed into the batch.

This includes the mug's that have SOLD already. So do not wait till Saturday to get your hands on a mug you should Buy Friday if you don't own one already.

W