Tiki Bar Humor

I found this dish recently with an illustration by the late cartoonist ,Interlandi. He sold his first cartoon to Playboy in 1955, lived in Laguna Beach, and hung out at the bar in the White House restaurant. Not sure if this is what the bar looked like. Has anyone been in there?

I’ve known and went to the White House since 1980.
It was the only cool straight bar in Laguna at the time with the Royal Hawaiian.
O% tiki at the White house. They use to have the coolest Reggae bands there. I hope they still do.
My only guess is, his cartoon’s influence is from the Royal Hawaiian.
Thanks for postin Bongo.

Do you have any other tiki bar pics?

[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2016-09-01 09:19 ]

How come when ever I search out the name "Big Tiki Dude" on google images, it auto-populates "Big Tiki Dude FEET" instead?

It is a truly sick world out there.

On 2014-03-17 15:33, lucas vigor wrote:
I have a T shirt that says:
"I attended (insert name of tiki event here) and instead of getting to listen to gentle Hawaiian music I got my ass kicked by a bunch of rockabillies and punkers"

I thought we agreed that you weren't going to bitch and cry about happyhowly music if you started posting again. You've been pushing it with your youtube links without proper descriptions, too.

On 2014-03-17 17:32, GROG wrote:
I thought we agreed that you weren't going to bitch and cry about happyhowly music if you started posting again. You've been pushing it with your youtube links without proper descriptions, too.

I'll second that! A deal's a deal.

It's probably about time Lucas does his annual "Throw a fit and Quit" TC anyway

Buzzy Out!

Huh. I thought it was kinda funny in a self deprecating sort of way.

But WTF lets go to town and see if we can get this topic locked too.

Or am I being naive and got suckered again?

[ Edited by: tikicoma 2014-03-17 21:51 ]

On 2014-03-17 21:45, tikicoma wrote:

But WTF lets go to town and see if we can get this topic locked too.

Unfortunately, Lucas whine fests never get shut down... I think the moderators take sadistic pleasure in letting him go on and on through the whole Tiki Oasis season buildup year after year.

If you want to have this thread locked, then I suggest that you work into this conversation that old shithole The Bahooka, or its stupid fish problems again. Those topics are thread shut down magnet!

Buzzy Out!

On 2014-03-17 15:35, lucas vigor wrote:
How come when ever I search out the name "Big Tiki Dude" on google images, it auto-populates "Big Tiki Dude FEET" instead?

It is a truly sick world out there.

That is a fun game. Try it with Yahoo!

lots of porno images because I turned off the safe search. Then again you get lots of porno images no matter what you enter for a search when you turn off safe search.

[->>King Bushwich 33rd on Hulu.com

I thought there was no humor in Tiki?

Folks, this is supposed to be a HUMOR thread. I posted a single image which I thought was humorous and in line with the thread title. Then a bunch of off-topic stuff followed. It's not my thread, but I think it would be very cool if we could keep this a simple, happy, fun repository of fun stuff as the title suggests.

On 2014-03-17 21:45, tikicoma wrote:
Huh. I thought it was kinda funny in a self deprecating sort of way.

[ Edited by: tikicoma 2014-03-17 21:51 ]

Yeah...at least one person got it! (I DID have a smiley face in there...did most of you miss that?)

[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2016-09-01 09:19 ]

This one for Lucas. GROG not preface it with whining like Lucas.

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

I heard a Musician was arrested for having relations with A minor....

[ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2014-03-18 16:10 ]

[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2016-09-01 09:20 ]

Any joke told in a Tiki Bar is a Tiki joke!

C, E-flat and G go into a TIKI bar with an interior by Bamboo Ben. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

Fixed.

On 2014-03-18 14:25, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
Any joke told in a Tiki Bar is a Tiki joke!

I'll add this to "any mug used in a tiki bar is a tiki mug," and "any music played at a tiki bar is tiki music" as things that will cause a riot on Tiki Central.

On 2014-03-18 14:25, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
Any joke told in a Tiki Bar is a Tiki joke!

Call me a hoity toity purist, but it's that "Anything Goes" attitude with tiki jokes that's ruining the whole tiki humor scene. Tiki humor MUST have TIKIS in it, or it's just another example of tropical inspired Jokiana.

Buzzy Out!

Now let's RIOT!

Buzzy Out!

Does it count if there are Tikis in the Tiki Bar?

But what you say sounds cogent, all Tiki Jokes must have Tikis in them
just like in death a member of Project Mayhem, has a name!

Signed: I am Buzzy's splintered carving fingers. :tiki:

[ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2014-03-18 19:13 ]

[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2016-09-01 09:20 ]

Grog...that was delightfully entertaining!!!

Two Tiki carvers overheard talking at the Tiki Ti:

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute.
I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

:tiki: :tiki: :tiki:

Outside Don the Beachcomber:

3 drunk guys get in a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
Then said, "We have reached your destination".
The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you".
The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
But then he asked "What was that for?".
The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

:tiki: :tiki: :tiki: :tiki:

On 2014-03-18 17:53, Bay Park Buzzy wrote:

On 2014-03-18 14:25, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
Any joke told in a Tiki Bar is a Tiki joke!

Call me a hoity toity purist, but it's that "Anything Goes" attitude with tiki jokes that's ruining the whole tiki humor scene. Tiki humor MUST have TIKIS in it, or it's just another example of tropical inspired Jokiana.

Buzzy Out!

BEST ONE YET!
Good one Buzzy.

Here is the old photo….

Should I continue posting?

Why yes, yes you should!

Not a Bar joke but one of the few I can remember...

A woman and a man are driving in different cars towards each other on a winding mountain road. As they pass each other the women yelled out the window at the man "PIG"!!!

The man yelled back "BITCH" and drove around the curve into a pig.

A man wearing a vintage Aloha shirt, walks into a Tiki Bar
he hands a laminated 3x5 recipe card with specific instructions for a Mai Tai
and he say's to the bartender "make that"

It was ironic hipster humor
so says Hipster Hitler.....

They're watching.

[ Edited by: TikiTacky 2014-03-22 19:31 ]

On 2014-03-20 15:23, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
It was ironic hipster humor
so says Hipster Hitler.....

GROG was saving this for Kinny, but he hardly ever posts here anymore and ATP is just as unfunny.

OK Grog, now you get to post something funny.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Guufs3mdgg

Yea, I laughed.......damn you Grog, damn you to hell!

On 2014-03-20 03:13, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
A man wearing a vintage Aloha shirt, walks into a Tiki Bar
he hands a laminated 3x5 recipe card with specific instructions for a Mai Tai
and he say's to the bartender "make that"

I've generally tried to refrain from too pointed comments on here but then I'm rarely on here anymore so I'll just go ahead and say I think that's the only thing you've ever posted that was funny. And it's really really funny.

I actually keep a laminated recipe card for the original Trader Vics mai tai in my wallet. but its not 3x5.

I treated my date to a few drinks at my home tiki bar the other night, then took her to an awesome concert. When we got there she said:

On 2014-04-19 12:06, woofmutt wrote:
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I've generally tried to refrain from too pointed comments on here but then I'm rarely on here anymore so I'll just go ahead and say I think that's the only thing you've ever posted that was funny. And it's really really funny.

Why? In a world where there is no Woofmutt....One lonely blogger dares to...