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One of a Kind StUfF by Bamboo Ben....newer pg 21?

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

I am not a loser, merely someone with too much internet access, and an anal retentive brain.
I prefer the term priority impaired.

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Benzart posted on 12/03/2004

I'm not a loser either, but it may get to the point that I will hang myself if bBen dosen't end this soon Ha
Although I guess he can't end it, WE have to, soooo
200 pounds of Hawaiian beach sand
A Band saw for making coconut cups and bowls.
MAybe we'll lynch Ben on the gallows.
On that note, a Guilotine for opening coconuts ( or other uses not tiki related)
Outrigger canoe kit.

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Someone needs to make a coconut guillotine.
Sculpture of Benzart.
Tool chest.
Absolutely nothing and you're just fucking with us.
Fake plant.
Planter.
Go kart.
Outrigger figurehead.
Record player. I've said that before, i know.
Lei maker.
Something to grow flowers to make leis from.

HT
Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

200 lbs of crap!

The literal meaning of the word, not figurative.

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tikitortured posted on 12/03/2004

Sumthin' with MILK in it? Get it?...MILKIN' IT...tee hee hee.

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Benzart posted on 12/03/2004

Why didn't I think of this before: A 200 pound Moai
Is the thing in the bag finished yet. can we get updated pix of it? Can we see under the back half of the bag?? Front half? Whole bag?
How much will it weigh when its complete.
Izzit a Big tiki fruitcake

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RevBambooBen posted on 12/03/2004

Conquesteat is over. Please recycle your posts for the next one.

[ Edited by: revbambooben on 2004-12-04 18:43 ]

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

its a tiki hut for a trash can.

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

A STOVE!
STOVE!!!!

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

is it a tiki hut for a water heater

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Did I say water heater before? I meant to. That is a damn good idea though. I think now everyone will feel the need to. No wait, I said furnace. Same damn thing.

SHOWER@

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

who uses a stove everday, when there is take-out. thats crazy man. Just kidding good guess. LOL.

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

I have no room to talk. My mom's a chef, taught me to cook. And yet I eat more 7-11 than hot dogs than meals I cook myself.

TV stand!

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

its a sink, was a sink said already? Damn i think it was.

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Computer!

Urinal!

ENIAC! UNIVAC!

[ Edited by: Hale Tiki on 2004-12-02 20:28 ]

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

maybe a computer from 1970. LMAO.

HT
Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Filing cabinet. I know I said that, but still.

Nightstand.

HT
Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Chair, office chair, rolley office chair.
SOAP!

DISHWASHER!

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Benzart posted on 12/03/2004

A Lava rock grill/heater for those chilly nights and days too. The perfect hand warmer.

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

somebody give that guy a drink he is going crazy!

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

I am. I'm the guy that if I happen to forget an actor's name, or movie title, I'll call everyone I know until someone remembers. Although, I will take a drink. Anyone?

TV! And not the trader kind.

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TikiGardener posted on 12/03/2004

A giant Beatle Boot...

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

A John Lennon foot.

Pizza oven, grill, stove, fire! fire! heh heh heh! fire! cool.

Pantry closet thingamabob.

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ZebraTiki posted on 12/03/2004

A tiki coffee brewer?
A tiki urinal?
Hey, one leads to another, and they are "used every day". I'll bet it's going onto someone's boat...

An Obsessive-Compulsive torture device.

Did anyone else think about this thing all day at work? Poor Hale Tiki, all crazed. How has Benzart not guessed with all the subjects he presented?
edit - Hale Tiki already said urinal, sorry.

[ Edited by: ZebraTiki on 2004-12-02 20:52 ]

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Trashcan! Did I guess trashcan?
It's not that I'm crazed. It's thatI'm obsessive. Wait....dammit!
Lol.

Aloha!

HT
Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Wait, is it Baroque? It's Baroque, isn't it?

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

I got it!

It's about 200lbs. It has to be covered up, bound, and moved with a handtruck. It's totally different...it has to do with tikis and hawaii.

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN AND PUTS IT IN THE BASKET!!!

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Hale your absolutley nuts, but you make luagh like crazy with the Hannibal thing. Take a break man you are going delirious. Its my turn anyway.

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Damn Hale took my idea with the pantry storage unit thingy. You'll pay if you win with that guess. Here is one he didn't mention a bird bath or maybe even a mailbox thingy.

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

I did mention a birdbath. But no Mailbox. CURSES! Heavens to betsy, I don't know how that slipped my mind.

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

I got another he didn't mention that will kill him. How about a central air and heating hut thing.

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

HAH! I DID! SUCK IT TREBECK! SUCK IT HARD AND SUCK IT LONGGGGGGG. Yes, somewhere in the world, Celebrity Jeopardy is playing. And that somewhere is my computer. :D

I apologize for my outburst. No Wahini home to keep me in check. :D

[ Edited by: Hale Tiki on 2004-12-02 21:21 ]

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Benzart posted on 12/03/2004

You guys Are crazy. I'm goin' to bed before it starts rubbing off. ...bunch of fruitcakes is what you are, sane on the bottom of your shoes but after that they threw the book away and I'm afraid your plans were in that book so now here you are walking around, bewildered and lost, but you don't have anywhere to go so you can't be lost but you Did lose and then theres that gallows thing for the losers, but noooyou aren't losers, but you didn't win so that means during your aimles wandering around looking for a bag to get into you may run across a lava heater to keep yourself warm around, next to that is the gallows....


[ Edited by: Benzart on 2004-12-02 22:13 ]

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ZebraTiki posted on 12/03/2004

Too late, Benzart, it's rubbing off!

One more guess: a tiki mailbox?
Apologies if this has already been suggested.

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Holy crap Benz you've gone mad. LOL. You are right this stuff is rubbing off on you. I cant stop guessing til the fat lady sings and she hasn't started yet, but i am running out of ideas.

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Footed tub. Couch.
Conch.
Man, even I'm running low on steam.

HT
Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

It's 4 AM, I never sleep!!!! muahahahahaa

A bed!!!! Is it a bed?

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

a hut for a safe for guns.

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net-tiki posted on 12/03/2004

bring on the gallows. Wait its probably something like a trash compacter.

[ Edited by: net-tiki on 2004-12-03 02:52 ]

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Did I say bookshelf?

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Benzart posted on 12/03/2004

Yes I think you said bookshelf about 5 times.
It is Some kind of Heat maker so it Must be using Lava so it Has to be a Mini Volcano or a Heater using Lava rocks, it just has to be that since it ain't nothin else we have guessed and I don't think there is very much more it can be .
Ha Ha hahaha LOLLLLol. The white coats are coming to take you all away.

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/03/2004

Giant Volcano that does something we do everyday?
Volcano Urinal?
OOH, OOHHH, I just had a really great idea, completely off topic.
So, you know how they have to the floor urinals at some places, though not restuarants, but still. What if you made a to the floor urinal in the shape of the end of an outrigger???
For those of you starting actual bars, take notes.
A heater? Propane heater?
Bicycle rack?

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Benzart posted on 12/04/2004

OK a last jab.
Coffee vending setup Hot Kona brew, fresh brewed $1.50 per cup.

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/04/2004

Benz, isn't it for you anyway? Didn't I read in one of the first posts that it was for you? Shouldn't you know what it is?

Something meant to thrill and inspire, and drive us all friggin nuts?

HT
Hale Tiki posted on 12/04/2004

Elevator.
Car.
Blender.

HT
Hale Tiki posted on 12/04/2004

Dining room table.
Trashcan.
Heaadboard.

HT
Hale Tiki posted on 12/04/2004

Giant Muklucks!
DOOR!
WHAT ABOUT A DOOR?

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Hale Tiki posted on 12/04/2004

For those of you counting, this is OFFICIALLY the 50th post I have made on this topic.

Bows Thank you, thank you all. It's been a long journey, and I still have a ways to go. And of course, I couldn't have done any of it, with you BambooBen. Thank you.

You know when Bugs Bunny does an aside like that, it's amusing, but in print, it's just sad.

Now, my latest guess: Somewhere to store clothing, a la a dresser, beaureau, cloet, something. That, or the world's largerst colostomy bag. I mean, that's something I use everyday, I don't know about anyone else.

Aloha!

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