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Three Word Game

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

Whenever you are bored or just need to practice typing...this is the game for you. Poster provides 3 words, then the next poster uses those 3 words in a sentence. After they post their sentence, then they post 3 words for the next poster to use.

EXAMPLE:

Vampy: chocolate, pillow, hotel

Guest:  I checked into my hotel around midnight and found a nice chocolate mint on the pillow.

dog, summer, grass  

Vampy: My dog likes to roll in the grass during the summer.

beer, catamaran, sneeze

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

On 2006-12-16 19:43, VampiressRN wrote:
Whenever you are bored or just need to practice typing...this is the game for you. Poster provides 3 words, then the next poster uses those 3 words in a sentence. After they post their sentence, then they post 3 words for the next poster to use.

EXAMPLE:

Vampy: chocolate, pillow, hotel

Guest:  I checked into my hotel around midnight and found a nice chocolate mint on the pillow.  
 
dog, summer, grass  

Vampy: My dog likes to roll in the grass during the summer.

beer, catamaran, sneeze

I sneezed, spraying the other catamaran passengers with beer.

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

On 2006-12-16 19:47, tekoteko wrote:

On 2006-12-16 19:43, VampiressRN wrote:
Whenever you are bored or just need to practice typing...this is the game for you. Poster provides 3 words, then the next poster uses those 3 words in a sentence. After they post their sentence, then they post 3 words for the next poster to use.

EXAMPLE:

Vampy: chocolate, pillow, hotel

Guest:  I checked into my hotel around midnight and found a nice chocolate mint on the pillow.  
 
dog, summer, grass  

Vampy: My dog likes to roll in the grass during the summer.

beer, catamaran, sneeze

I sneezed, spraying the other catamaran passengers with beer.

Box, Oven, Tulips

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

I sneezed, spraying the other catamaran passengers with beer.

Box, Oven, Tulips

I quickly hid the box of Tulips in the oven so I wouldn't be caught red handed stealing from the neighbors!

Airplane, Rum, Tiki

Tikisgrl

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

Airplane, Rum, Tiki

I headed over to the Tiki Convention on Easter Island and the airplane ride was pretty smooth, of course it could have been all the rum Mai Tais I had to drink on the way.

horseradish, sweater, laughing

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

I headed over to the Tiki Convention on Easter Island and the airplane ride was pretty smooth, of course it could have been all the rum Mai Tais I had to drink on the way.

horseradish, sweater, laughing

We were laughing really hard because the horseradish was so hot it made Teko's face turn the color of my bright red Christmas sweater.

Cold, Duct-tape, Watermelon

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

After removing the hairs from my watermelon with duct-tape, I felt a rush of cold air.

Piles, Tortion, Siphilus

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

Piles, Tortion, Siphilus

Everyone really piles on the sexual enuendos around the holidays, and I heard that teko had a tortion incident that could lead to siphilus, only time will tell!!!

balls, tree, hairdryer

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

balls, tree, hairdryer

Well it's Christmas time in the city: All the balls are on the tree and now it's time to blow them all off with my hairdryer and drive the downstairs neighbors crazy.

Oyster, Testicle, Vacuum

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

Rocky Mountain oysters are testicles that expand in a vacuum.

Skank, Mug, Goldschlager

[ Edited by: tekoteko 2006-12-16 20:28 ]

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

Skank, Mug, Goldschlager

The Goldschlager looked pretty in the clear glass mug but boy did I fell like a skank the next day.

Puppy, Sunshine, Flowers

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

[Skank, Mug, Goldschlager]

Mr. Glodschlager is a real skank, his mug shot is up in the post office, so be on the look out for him...he is a dastardly fella.

peeps, oreo, moon


FATIMA BLUSH: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.

JAMES BOND: Yes, but my martini is still dry.

[ Edited by: VampiressRN 2006-12-16 20:34 ]

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

peeps, oreo, moon

The moon was shining brightly as I sat down to my feast of Oreo cookies and marshmallow peeps!

Stalker, Prison, Litigation

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

Stalker, Prison, Litigation

After facing litigation, the stalker went from career woman, to prison bitch.

Brock, Truck, Shoebox

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

Brock, Truck, Shoebox

I stowed away my miniature truck collection in a shoebox to take with me to Brock University in Ontario, and since my college room mate is also a toy collector, we should have lots of fun.

giraffe, soup, toilet

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

giraffe, soup, toilet

I'm not sure why the Giraffe ate my soup while I was on the toilet but it sure made me laugh to see a Giraffe!!

Possum, Ferrari, shotgun

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

Possum, Ferrari, shotgun

The middle-aged possum bought a ferrari to compensate for his tiny shotgun.

boozehound, barfly, scuzzlebutt

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

boozehound, barfly, scuzzlebutt

The scuzziebutt that works in the cubicle next to me is a real boozehound and apparently last night he picked up some barfly who had been drinking all night and she threw up in his classic corvette.

bowtie, toothbrush, music

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

bow-tie, toothbrush, music

The music was starting to play as I put my toothbrush down and gave my bow-tie a last little tweak.

Coral, Shark, Whiskey

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

Coral, shark, whiskey

The man-shark in her coral colored blouse had to buy young lads whiskey, because she was hideous!

windshield, basket, nuts

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

windshield, basket, nuts

"Aw nuts, I piled so many baskets in the front seat that I can't see out my windshield."

stairs, clock, macaroni

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

stairs, clock, macaroni

The chiming of the clock startled the robber as he was going down the stairs after he had stolen her macaroni!

Pearls, Plague, Pompeii

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

Pearls, Plague, Pompeii

Hastily strung together pearls shattered on the floor of the Pompeii bistro, as not a volcano, but an e-coli plague from a lettuce field in Salinas, California was reported on the news playing over the bar...The necklace's owner spat out her caesar salad.

Honk, Spew, Wretch

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

Honk, Spew, Wretch

That wicked wretch didn't even honk before she hit me, but she rushed over to my car to see if I was OK....unfortunately the accident made my stomach so upset I rolled down the window and had to spew on her shoes.

bra, cactus, polka

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

bra, cactus, polka

Never knew that I could polka like that did you but, put a cactus in your bra and you would dance too!

Blanket, jock-strap, powder

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

Blanket, jock-strap, powder

After making sure the bully had a wet blanket, we tossed his jock-strap in borax powder...boy was he surprised!

Champagne, Lava, Tse-Tse Fly

[ Edited by: tekoteko 2006-12-16 21:39 ]

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

Champagne, Lava, Tse-Tse Fly

I sat down at the bar and asked for a champagne cocktail in a lava mug, so the bar tender said...I have just the drink for you, it is called a Tse-Tse Fly and gheeez was it strong.

bloke, poodle, mascara


FATIMA BLUSH: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.

JAMES BOND: Yes, but my martini is still dry.

[ Edited by: VampiressRN 2006-12-16 21:42 ]

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

bloke, poodle, mascara

The bloke sure looked like an over wrought toy poodle with all that mascara running down his face.

Maori, Triangle, Snorkel

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

Maori, Triangle, Snorkel

Jacques gasped through his snorkel when he discovered a maori bone carving in the bermuda triangle.

seagull, weiner, beans

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

seagull, weiner, beans

The seagull flew around the parking lot and spied the left-over weiner bun, so swooped down for a bite and also got the couple of pork & beans left in the styrofoam container....how he luved garbage.

breakfast, ponytail, silver

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

breakfast, ponytail, silver

I put my ponytail up with the silver clip then sauntered down to a hearty breakfast of Twinkies & ho ho's!

Sunshine, Puppy, Carnivorous

[ Edited by: Tikisgrl 2006-12-16 21:57 ]

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

Sunshine, Puppy, Carnivorous

My little puppy, named Sunshine, was so cute and gentle, until I gave him some left-over steak and then he became a carnivorous little monster.

neon, surf-board, wedgie

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Kon-Hemsby posted on 12/17/2006

neon, surf-board, wedgie

Dude, major wipe out on my surf-board at pipe, those speedos gave me a monster wedgie, now my ass glows brighter than a neon on a low rider.

Cheese, monkey, moustache

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Chip and Andy posted on 12/17/2006

Cheese, monkey, moustache

Did you see the Monkey they have serving cheese? The little fellow is wearing a Fez and a fake moustache just like the spy's in all those old classic movies.

Radiator, Nylons, Chickens

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/17/2006

Radiator, Nylons, Chickens

Gotta love those old fashioned radiator systems, my nylons are drying and my chickens nearly roasted!

Partridge, Club, Mistletoe

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VampiressRN posted on 12/17/2006

(Just a reminder....you must use all 3 words in only 1 sentence. Good luck to everyone!!!)

Partridge, Club, Mistletoe

At the Partridge Club, we celebrated the holidays with champagne cocktails, wine and cheese, but with mistletoe haning over the dance floor, there was a lot of kissing and little dancing.

bamboo, fruit, magazine

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Kon-Hemsby posted on 12/17/2006

Bamboo, fruit, magazine

We all know Bamboo Ben's a fruit, it says so in Tiki magazine.

Breasts, Mai Tai, Jesus

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tekoteko posted on 12/17/2006

Breasts, Mai Tai, Jesus

My new nativity set features the baby Jesus of course, but the three wise men all have a Mai Tai in hand, and they're roasting a breast of turkey.

Ornate, Bungalow, Beernuts

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Chip and Andy posted on 12/18/2006

Ornate, Bungalow, Beernuts

I can't beleive they made that entire, and very ornate, bungalow completely out of packages of Beernuts!

Donuts, Flower, Merlot.

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/18/2006

Donuts, Flower, Merlot

I like to eat my breakfast donuts while sipping on Merlot and gazing out over my vast flower garden.

Candy, Glue, Cockroach

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VampiressRN posted on 12/18/2006

Candy, Glue, Cockroach

There I was on the secret tropical Isle of Wango Wango, celebrating with the natives over a a meal of roasted wild boar, biscuits covered in some gravy that tasted like white glue, and to finish it all off....the much revered candy which is a chocolate covered cockroach....I nearly died and declined those extra calories.

bus, Uncle, papaya

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/19/2006

bus, Uncle, papaya

Dear Uncle Fred was not quite right in the head, he used to ride the bus and beg for papaya.

Procrastinate, Liar, weasel

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Chip and Andy posted on 12/19/2006

Procrastinate, Liar, weasel

You can call me a liar, weasel even, but you would procastinate too if you were about to climb up and then jump into the Big Woo.

Rhum, aligator, pirate

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senioraqua posted on 12/19/2006

Rhum, aligator, pirate

Thar on the plank be the pirate an alligator awaits. Alas, must be saved
for he knows the whereabouts of my rhum in crates.

bulbus, wrangled, hammock

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Helz posted on 12/19/2006

Wrangle, Hammock, bulbus

Once the gentleman was able to wrangle "himself" into his banana hammock, he looked to be sumuggling plums...quite bulbus

Velveta, Penguin, Lipstick

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tekoteko posted on 12/19/2006

After my first velveeta shot (which is similar to a jello shot, using cheese-byproduct and sometimes salsa) I thought the bar wench looked as good as a penguin wearing lipstick.

Moai, Rumcake, DWI

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VampiressRN posted on 12/19/2006

Moai, Rumcake, DWI

I made a really great Rumcake for the holiday party and of course I had to do a lot of tasting (especially of the rum...you know to be sure it tasted right) so there I was...Moai in my car all snookered up with the Rumcake beside me and I ended up getting pulled over and hauled to jail with a DUI.

green, mask, gigilo

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Tikisgrl posted on 12/20/2006

green, mask, gigolo

I awoke to a scary sight, a man in a green mask hovering over me, it turned out that he was just another gigolo looking for a good time!

Wanton, Wedge, Broil

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