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**Goin' Primitive ** October 14-16 2011 This is the official Best Decorated, Best Original Cocktail, Tent and Trailer Crawl Registration **Join in the fun! We're Goin' Primitive, Primitive.... 1st, 2nd and 3rd place awards will be given for the best in all three categories, Best decorated tent, trailer and original cocktail. More winners, more fun! Great prizes including some treats from our sponsors, Appleton Estates, Asombroso Tequila, Primo Beer and some Goin' Primitive swag deluxe and more! ** Guest judge will be everyone's favorite Headhunter about town, the World's Premiere Tiki Artist and Carver ... *"Crazy Al" Evans! * Also judging, Mixologist/Bartender to Tiki's V.I.P.'s, from the Tonga Hut, Kelly "Hiphipahula" Reilly and Dig This, Also judging will be, you guessed it!, from Bartender to Celebrity...Rory... "Wildsville Man" Snyder!
General Information and Rules: []Tent and Trailer Crawls will take place on Friday and Saturday evenings from 5:00-7:30 P.M. []1st, 2nd and 3rd place awards will be given for the best in all three categories. []You must have a Goin' Primitive event wristband to participate. []You must be 21 years of age to participate, either to serve or to drink. You must carry and be able to show a STATE form of I.D. to be served. []To take place on this crawl will be the judging for, The Best Decorated Trailer, Best Decorated Tent and the Best ORIGINAL Cocktail. Please serve your own original recipe, a unique cocktail created by you. Rum to Rye you pick your alcohol base, any type you choose and tell us about your recipe. []There will be Bonus points for decorating your tent/trailer and campsite to the theme of Goin' Primitive but it is NOT required to win. Judges are looking for all types of tents and trailers from tiki to mid-century modern and everything in between. Campers, please keep your decorations within your designated, assigned site only. []You may sign up for both the best decoration contest and the Best Cocktail contest if you like. You do NOT have to enter the decoration contest to enter your cocktail in the crawl. You do NOT have to serve a cocktail to be in the decoration contest. All categories will be judged individually. A list of hosts, crawlers and decoration entries will follow this notice. [] Please PM me on TC to enter any of the contests and I will add you to the list accordingly. ** Important "TIP's" to remember**
Tonga Hut Since 1958 [ Edited by: Hiphipahula 2011-09-07 11:31 ] |
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This post for ** CRAWL HOSTS** Friday* Saturday* *Crawl Time Change Please Note [*]*Subject to change Tonga Hut Since 1958 [ Edited by: Hiphipahula 2011-10-15 14:44 ] |
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Wed, Sep 7, 2011 3:24 AM
This Post for: [*]Tent or Trailer Decoration Contest Rum Dog-Tent Please inform me whether you will be in a Tent or a Trailer site, Thanks. Tonga Hut Since 1958 [ Edited by: Hiphipahula 2011-10-12 13:57 ] |
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Wed, Sep 7, 2011 4:11 AM
[*]This Post is for FRIDAY CRAWLERS Rum Dog +1 [*]This Post is for SATURDAY CRAWLERS Rum Dog +1 Host's, here is your headcount as of Wednesday night. I think this is close to where we will end up come the weekend. Tonga Hut Since 1958 [ Edited by: Hiphipahula 2011-10-12 19:22 ] |
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Wed, Sep 7, 2011 4:05 PM
Glad to see that there will be a crawl on Saturday. The original posting for Going Primitive only listed a Friday crawl. I know I will also be thirsty on Saturday. Kelly I sent you a PM to host the Saturday 5PM spot. I am relieved now knowing that I do not have to worry about traffic getting there on Friday early enough. "Sperm of Kong" is now officially entered. |
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Sat, Sep 10, 2011 11:43 AM
I think less of myself as a judge and more of a man who wants to drink your booze. Be ready to put your best cocktail forward and win the big prize. Now let's booze up,Dig? W Rory "WILDSVILLE MAN" Snyder [ Edited by: Wildsville man 2011-09-10 17:33 ] |
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Sat, Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM
Less than a month to go! Get signed up! Fun & Rum for everyone! Let's see how creative you can be. Prizes galore! Tonga Hut Since 1958 [ Edited by: Hiphipahula 2011-09-19 11:59 ] |
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Fri, Sep 23, 2011 8:21 PM
Don't walk run..... :roll: get signed up today |
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Fri, Sep 23, 2011 8:47 PM
Kelly, Please put them in a Friday times lot please. |
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Sat, Sep 24, 2011 12:41 PM
Welcome aboard Tiki Broker/ lucky 13! I didn't get to check out in person that crazy cocktail pourin' Tiki at Oasis ( I was working) so here is your chance everyone to check it out. Aloha Baby! |
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Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:34 AM
Add me and Big Bamboo to the crawl list....wait...no trophy for best Tiki Wagon ? [ Edited by: tikiyaki 2011-09-25 11:36 ] |
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Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:40 AM
Awesome! I should just be waking up from my second nap by the lake to crawl! |
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Sun, Sep 25, 2011 2:57 PM
“Sperm of Kong” has been officially prohibited in the Orient. Last weekend I ordered on-line some personalized shot glasses with “Sperm of Kong” to be put on them from Oriental Trading Company. They left a message on my answering machine (which my daughter failed to mention) stating that there was a problem with my order. By the time I found out about this message 4 days later they had already shipped out the shot glasses without any personalization. When I called them back they stated that my personalization violated their profanity rules. I stated that while my order may be in poor taste that there was no profanity in the wording. I was able to provide them with some better examples of profanity during our conversation. While “Sperm of Kong” has been banned in the Orient, rest assured that it will thrive and be in it’s natural element at “Goin’ Primitive.” |
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Sun, Sep 25, 2011 3:01 PM
Kong is Kid Friendly. “Milk of Kong” A kinder, gentler, viginized version of “Sperm of Kong” will be made available to under-age crawlers and for those who do not want to suffer the wrath of Kong. Besides I have to do something with the “Milk of Kong” shot glasses that the Oriental Trading Co. agreed would not violate their profanity standards. |
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Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:57 PM
Its gonna be a trailerpark throwdown in Newberry Springs. It could be a lot of drinking going on but I've been training hard and plan on being ready to crawl (and host). If fact, Ima host and crawl at the same time! bwahahahhah |
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Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:23 PM
Yeah I hope you've been training. In April you were passed out on the lawn and missed the main performance by Tikiyaki O. Show a little Tiki backbone this time Wade !! Ha Ha. :D Sorry I won't be around. :( |
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Tue, Sep 27, 2011 1:08 AM
We will miss you John! |
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Tue, Sep 27, 2011 1:08 AM
double post sorry [ Edited by: Queen Kamehameha 2011-09-27 01:09 ] |
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Tue, Sep 27, 2011 12:19 PM
Shhhhh John. I'm taking my vitamins and training for this. I will be in top shape. |
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Wed, Sep 28, 2011 2:33 PM
** There is still room for a few more Hosts and there are a couple pending so please, sign up to Host as soon as possible we are getting closer to party time!:)** PM me to sign up or for any questions or concerns you might have. Mahalo good friends! |
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Sun, Oct 2, 2011 3:18 PM
Hopefully the open spots will fill up soon. If not, I imagine Kong will go through the supply of Primo Beer in a matter of hours. |
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Sun, Oct 2, 2011 5:19 PM
Q: Just exactly how much beer can one 150 ton gorilla drink? A: As much as he wants. Bear |
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Mon, Oct 3, 2011 11:27 PM
Our crawl list is growing, the count down is on! We are still on the look out for a couple more Hosts as well as the decoration contest entries so please PM me ASAP to add you now. This will make it easier all around come the event. Thanks everyone :) let the good times roll! |
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Tue, Oct 4, 2011 4:52 AM
Get me on that list. Even though I am Judging I know I will be booz'in it Primitive style Got Ape? |
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Tue, Oct 4, 2011 12:18 PM
Count us in for the trailer contest!!! |
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Sun, Oct 9, 2011 9:19 AM
Reminder we have a couple time slots left for Hosting let me know ASAP if you would like to sign up to be a host, crawl or get into the decorating fun, we are down to the final stretch and we would dig having you be a part of all the action! :) |
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Sun, Oct 9, 2011 7:44 PM
Tent & Trailer Crawl: Saturday at 4PM |
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Tue, Oct 11, 2011 9:10 AM
Keep a eye out Hosts for time changes on page 1 we most likely will move the last couple time slots UP to allow you to get to the FREE BBQ and show on both Friday and Saturday evenings. This will not effect the start time of the crawl just the finishing times. Any questions pm me :) |
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Tue, Oct 11, 2011 9:28 PM
Rory has offered up one of the coveted leopard spot mugs to the winner of the crawl if the final spots can be filled. Sign up with Hiphipahula, make some drinks, and try to win one of these great creations.
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Tue, Oct 11, 2011 11:22 PM
Ohooooo yeah! .... |
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Wed, Oct 12, 2011 12:45 PM
If your going to host now is the time I will close the time slots at 3:00 pm and map out our route :) |
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Wed, Oct 12, 2011 11:08 PM
Woohooooo! Lets party. Who's ready to Occupy Newberry Springs? |
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Thu, Oct 13, 2011 3:31 AM
soooooooooooooo flabbergasted! |
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Thu, Oct 13, 2011 6:37 AM
That would make a great shirt.....i would buy that all day long |
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Thu, Oct 13, 2011 10:41 AM
You read about it, you heard about it, but never in your wildest dreams did you believe it to be true. But there it will be in two days staring at you square in the eye. The most vile, primitive, and primal concoction that mankind has ever witnessed. Yes, “Sperm of Kong” is about to be unleashed. The viscosity is thicker than and flows slower than Heinze 57. Once in your mouth its texture is unlike anything you have experienced. The stench alone will hit you like a Mack truck. You will have to resist every gag reflex that your body is sending. The age old question will be answered: Do you spit or swallow? Kong has been captured and his Sperm is being extracted. |
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Thu, Oct 13, 2011 1:27 PM
"Sperm of Kong" only available at Skull Island. 4 PM Saturday @ Tent campsite #1 Proud sponsors of "Sperm of Kong" |
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Thu, Oct 13, 2011 6:06 PM
Thanks for thinking of me, but I'm not drinking this weekend. Jeff(btd) |
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Fri, Oct 14, 2011 12:40 PM
Hey wait, dont forget this hula girl!... Judy Luck + Jessica Guisti! |
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Fri, Oct 14, 2011 2:01 PM
If anybody knows how to contact Kelly out at Mojave Oasis, let her know that there is a good chance that I will not make the 5:30 drink crawl slot she assigned me. |
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Fri, Oct 14, 2011 3:05 PM
I just spoke with her. Message conveyed. |
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Tue, Oct 18, 2011 12:53 PM
Thank You to all who participated in the Tent and Trailer Crawl and Decoration Contests! Here are our WINNERS! For Best Cocktail: For Best Tent Decoration: For Best Trailer Decoration:
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Tue, Oct 18, 2011 9:47 PM
Go to page 4 to see photos of Kong & Skull Island at Goin Primitive [ Edited by: Rum Dog 2011-10-23 21:22 ] |
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Tue, Oct 18, 2011 9:48 PM
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Tue, Oct 18, 2011 10:04 PM
The award winning Skull Island: Home of King Kong [ Edited by: Rum Dog 2011-10-22 09:38 ] |
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Tue, Oct 18, 2011 10:13 PM
[ Edited by: Rum Dog 2011-10-22 09:40 ] |