for the bacon lovers out there

There is just something about Lester's face that screams "Child Molester"
we already know he is a "Soda Molester"

:o

Bacon Milk Shake from Jack in the Box.
It doesn't appear on the menu. You have to ask for it.

Christian Science Monitor: Bacon Milk Shake

You may have seen the commercial for this on the Superbowl...

Jack in the Box: Marry Bacon

Oops, I forgot. TikiCentralers don't watch the Superbowl.

[->>King Bushwich 33rd on Hulu.com

BLASPHEMY!!!

Stop all this gibber jabber,Get back on topic!
BACON!!!

saw this post on the surf music forum,
thought some here might enjoy.
Jeff(btd)

A few vegans I know frown on anyone who eats pork products. They say "pigs are disgusting. They wallow in mud & their own poo. Why would you eat that?". I tell vegans that if they were kept in a pig pen, they have no choice but to wallow. Pigs like the cool mud since they hav no sweat glands.

Then I tell then in my own fecetious argument why food bearing plants are more disgusting than pigs:

1. Plants not only wallow in the dirt, they live there all their lives.
2. They only grow in fertile soil, enriched by dead animals. They makes them carnivores.
3. They feed on fertilizer ( poop ). That makes them poopivores.
4. They feed on each other. That makes them cannibals.
5. They pollinate with bees, which means they are into weird kinky threeways, as described in the movie "Clerks 2" as "interspecies erotica".
6. When fruit falls from the tree, the tree abandons their own children to any critter who wants to eat them. A mama pig will tend to her piglets.

If a plant was a human, it would be in prison.

Of course, this really doesn't prove a whole lot, just that I had a few minutes to kill typing this.

HaHa Jeff! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Preach it brother!

For a few years I was a smoker at a meat processing plant, mostly I smoked bacon, lots of bacon , thousands of pound of bacon a day.

After work I'd clean up a bit and head to my favorite tavern that's near a college. I usually sat at the bar by the ordering area and weekly girls from the collage, after getting a beer, would turn to each other and ask what smells so good? I'd ask them if it smelled like bacon and when the said yes I'd tell them it's me! From the results I guess that I'm good at leaving women speechless. :)

[ Edited by: tikicoma 2012-02-16 00:13 ]

Bacon Starry Night

Van Gogh's 'Starry Night', in a new medium... pork!

Inspired by the carnivorous genius of this masterpiece (and with apologies to Don McLean):

Porky, porky night
Making art, the tasty way
Ham and bacon on display
The meat that soothes the yearning in my soul

The fragrance gives me chills
Fry those strips and curling frills
Drain the fat, it’s greasy still
And runs on down my fingers to my hands

Now, I understand
What bacon really means to me
And though I suffer in my arteries
Don’t want a diet that’s fat-free
I should cut back, but I just don’t know how
I think I’ll eat more, now

"The rum's the thing..."

[ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2012-03-03 17:32 ]

On 2012-02-28 22:58, Unga Bunga wrote:

Hmmmm decisions...decisions...

The Starry night is amazing.
as for the backinis, I say the cooked one looks better.
and I would be more willing to eat it.
:wink:

Jeff(btd)

Hey you guys, Stop playing with my breakfast!

From the Six Flags Magic Mountain News email for March 3, 2012:

New Maple Bacon Funnel Cake: A completely one-of-a-kind breakfast experience. Available from park opening to noon at Suzette's Bakery (Six Flags Plaza) for a limited time. You'll never go back to eggs!

It had to happen sometime, what an inspired pairing of two great things, bacon (the food of the gods) and funnel cake (tasty amusement park/carnival/fair... uh.. fare). This could be the biggest thing since a chocolate bar eating roller skater ran into a passing peanut butter muncher.

Bear

Brudda,
I had one of these yesterday - TASTY

It was a "Texas Donut" at the fair so it was about 8 inches across, covered in maple glaze and BACON!

Oh, no! Turns out, these poor girls were lured into sporting bacon bikinis, under false pretenses. Hey, don't laugh,... it could have been your generous, altruistic daughter!

The Bacon Bikini Scandal

http://www.beefbacon.net/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG4ZJW5PAsg&feature=player_embedded

drooool

Jeff(btd)

bacon overdose
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17521237

Now you can be buried in a bacon coffin!

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/03/29/now-you-can-be-buried-in-a-bacon-coffin/

Beef Bacon? Boo! Hiss! Heresy! Belongs in the same class with the other Fakons like turkey and tofu.

And I'm not planning to bury my mortal remains, can I opt for a bacon grease fueled crematorim?

See ya at MO2 Jeff :D

Hey I worship at the altar of the pig.
But I am no hater of beef,
so I'm not gonna judge until I try it.

I don't think I would waste 3000 dollars on a bacon casket,
just have my body wrapped in real bacon, and give the worms a real treat.

yeah, see ya at MO2

Jeff(btd)

[ Edited by: bigtikidude 2012-03-29 23:31 ]

Chalk this up for Products We Need.

Can anyone in Nashville confirm this?
Burger King testing a bacon sundae.

It appears so:

http://www.grubgrade.com/2012/04/04/test-market-nashville-burger-king-bbq-sandwiches-bacon-sundae-sweet-potato-fries/

Burger King to introduce bacon sundae

Hey gang !! Check out my buddies new project launch on kickstarter.... Crystal bacon !!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1957171730/crystal-bacon?ref=category

Is that what speed freaks like to eat?
Crystal Bacon,
sorry I couldn't resist.

actually, that's pretty cool.
I'd like to get a bunch for my X-mas tree.

Jeff(btd)

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/restaurant-unveils-100-ground-bacon-burger-165709684.html

On 2012-07-06 16:16, MadDogMike wrote:

Nooooooo!!!! No tofu in the BACON thread!!!

OK... (But tofu bacon is good for you)

[ Edited by: JOHN-O 2012-07-06 19:26 ]

Nooooooo!!!! No tofu in the BACON thread!!!

On 2012-07-06 15:35, surfalaia wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/restaurant-unveils-100-ground-bacon-burger-165709684.html

So awesome, must have!

Jeff(btd)

Bacon flavored Coke does NOT exist!

Disney Resort visitors not only will see "Frankenweenie" at California Adventure, they will also get a taste of it. Disney California Adventure is making a Frank-n-Weenie – a sausage sandwich meant to look like the dog character in the upcoming "Frankenweenie" movie. Frank-n-Weenie is a pork sausage wrapped in bacon, topped with barbecue sauce and sautéed onions and apple slices and inside an onion-jalapeno bun.

Orange County Register: Disney sells Halloween wiener

Bad Bacon News!

Los Angeles Times: Bacon, pork shortage 'now unavoidable,' industry group says due to drought

I see Bacon Hoarding as a potentially serious issue!

Oh yes MDM, the Black Market "Rasher Stash" will abound.

Saturday February 9, 2013 2pm to 6pm
Los Angeles Bacon Fest
Peterson Automotive Museum
6060 Wilshire Blvd
Los Angeles, CA

Press Telegram: L.A. Bacon Fest

The Jons International Marketplace on Goldenwest in Westminster, CA has smoked slab bacon. A little bit goes a long way, it's very flavorful.
While you're there you can also buy a cheap moai shaped bottle of Capel Pisco. It doesn't taste very good, but the bottle is cool.

mmmmmmmmmm Bacon
drooool

The "Bacon Queen" at Iowa's Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival is going to wear this dress tomorrow: http://yhoo.it/XeI0AP