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Official Tiki Oasis 2012 thread for TO12
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Sat, Jul 14, 2012 8:48 PM
Good drinkee (gin, lemon juice, raw egg, etc.) however it seemed to be missing something. I added salt, absinthe, orange bitters, sugar, and worcestershire sauce which really seemed to complete the cocktail. :D "Oh, so" |
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Tue, Jul 17, 2012 6:07 AM
PART 4 All Who-Was-Bond speculation became pretty much a waste of a jolly good time after the 2008 publication of Jennet Conant’s The Irregulars: Roald Dahl and the British Spy Ring in Wartime Washington. Roald Dahl, it turns out, wasn’t just the writer of the best children’s novels ever penned, husband of Patricia Neal (The Day The Earth Stood Still, Rowr!) and a major wartime aviation hero. He was apparently the sneakiest bastard who ever lived, both Churchill’s and Stephenson’s top agent and the one man who actually seems to have penetrated Roosevelt’s security services well enough to have spent most weekends with FDR at his cottage estate in his shorts while photographing every document he could get his sticky little mitts on. He also bedded an endless list of Washington socialites including Claire Booth Luce, dined nightly on gold tableware and steak while the blitz reduced Londoners to beans and Spam, lied about his flying exploits, and seemingly became the only man in the USA not screwed by Charles Marsh’s nymphomaniac wife, mostly because his dick was simply too overworked already! The logistics of how he became a sex machine were even more strange, and his short later series of very adult stories about My Uncle Oswald may have held a clue. Packs of marijuana, it turns out, were distributed to most top field agents in WW2 as a miracle truth serum. Spymasters had found that smoking out your target with pot-laced tobacco (aka “Turkish Cigarettes”) caused them to joyously spill their guts on any subject you decided to discuss at a local bar. Stronger pot, in the form of hash oil carefully injected into regular cigarettes (“try mine, they’re Turkish”) or dashed into their favorite Martinis (“I’ll mix”) caused proper ladies to become impatiently horny whores in Dahl’s hands, then extremely tired, and waking the next morning with no hangover - in that order; perfect for Roald’s plan to pillow talk his way through wartime Washington. Pocket flasks of super strong hash oil transferred by diplomatic pouch by his own published admission were probably Dahl’s ultra-secret weapon, also leading one to think it helped him to write his first short stories - like the brilliant early-psychedelic Shot Down Over Libya, most of which is spent on a bed watching the colors of the room dance around him. Almost all of the key English spies retired to Jamaica a decade later, the verrah English soil of which supported vast acres of pot plantations. Coincidence? Not in Ian Fleming’s case, whose son-in-law Chris Blackwell founded Island Records - the most marijuana drenched music ever recorded, which is saying something... |
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Tue, Jul 17, 2012 8:46 AM
A doobie is more "Spy" than a vodka martini ?? How disheartening. :( But I guess it could add a whole new angle to this year's Tiki Oasis. :D |
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Wed, Jul 18, 2012 12:32 AM
Ray aka Queen Kamehameha's Husband posted this:
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Wed, Jul 18, 2012 7:26 PM
About the rum symposium tix selling out instantly - just a suggestion for next year.
just a thought. It's probably for the best that I missed it this year, being a TO virgin!
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Wed, Jul 18, 2012 7:28 PM
Ya know, considering a large part of the Tiki Community is the balding, overweight male (obviously myself included) you'd think there would be a lot of Blofelds and Odd Jobs at this year's Tiki Oasis but I bet we won't see that many. I hope I'm wrong. :lol: |
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Wed, Jul 18, 2012 9:13 PM
Direct link for the interview with Otto; |
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Wed, Jul 18, 2012 10:01 PM
Blow what? & what jobs? |
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Wed, Jul 18, 2012 10:02 PM
Sorry, All I read was "Blow-jobs" |
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Wed, Jul 18, 2012 10:27 PM
Dirty Bird [ Edited by: bigtikidude 2012-07-18 22:28 ] |
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Thu, Jul 19, 2012 6:57 AM
Martin is doing 3 seminars on rum this year. This is the first time he's trying this strategy, bless his busy little cocktail mixing fingers. Two in succession on Friday; The Amazing World of Rum, in the Peacock Room. This is a smaller room and won't hold as many people as the enormous ballroom, but Martin wants to have an intimate, more personal room experience here. Doing two shows in a row is a GREAT idea! His other show is the CSI Cocktail II event in the ballroom on Saturday. Also, there is the Tiki Pulp Cinema seminar that looks amazing, the Growing Up Mancini about which people are already saying DON'T MISS THIS, the big Friday ballroom event of Gin Spy Cocktails, and the Spy Music History show that looks like my personal fave already. Add on all the drinking you can do at the Hanalei bar, at room parties, and on your own, All the other fun symposiums on every subject you can name, FOUR and a HALF hours of live music every night... MIDNIGHT BURLESQUE GIRLS... Well, I'm having a great time just imagining what a great time I'm going to have. |
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Fri, Jul 20, 2012 4:19 PM
Tiki Hell adventure continues! [ Edited by: Big Vic 2012-07-20 16:55 ] |
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Sat, Jul 21, 2012 8:56 AM
Don't forget to tune your hotel room radio to SPYrateRadio for continuous Tiki Oasis themed music!!! Watch for flyers at Tiki Oasis for the specific FM frequency or follow us on Twitter @SPYrateRadio |
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Sun, Jul 22, 2012 4:05 PM
PART 5 The Roald Dahl saga became even stranger with the addition of Ian Fleming and David Ogilvy to the Martini mix, both of whom worked out of a top secret office in New York’s Rockefeller Center building. Fleming seems to have snuck around the city with an explosive gas-spewing pen, mostly doing the books for Stephenson, but what Ogilvy did was creepier; he invented a way of perfectly gauging American’s reactions to wartime news. Keeping America excited and enthusiastic about being England’s partner in the deadliest war ever fought was a careful, very delicate business indeed, and David Ogilvy made it into a science by studying the common man’s responses to a list of friendly inquiries. Paid two bits to fill out a questionnaire, the typical man off the street was given a list of 20 questions, most of them about sports or current movies. Only one was about England’s role in the war. That was the key question. Ogilvy began by throwing out the other 19 responses and studying the results to that one exclusive question about England, which worked and gave him the answers he wanted. Then he started looking at the other 19 responses and noticed something interesting; nobody’s answers were EVER the same! He became obsessed with defining a pattern that would describe or categorize these other answers, finally realizing that they were telling him - indirectly - almost everything about the person answering them; their economic status, the firmness of their marriage, their age, intelligence level, sense of humor, political leanings, EVERYTHING. In the hands of a serious master spy, these became statistical tools capable of estimating within a few percentage points the attitudes and responses of very different classes and subcultures within the entire nation, and reporting to Churchill directly the help he could expect in any Allied endeavors with them. What’s astounding and futuristic here is that Ogilvy didn’t just categorize the answers, he sort of did the opposite by using the answers to categorize the person giving them. His weaponized propaganda tools developed into random sampling, subliminal persuasion and iris tracking devices that became the foundation of Ogilvy and Mather, post-war Madison Avenue's most powerful new advertising agency. Check out the outrageous Subliminal Seduction for a look into what the real Mad Men of the 60’s and 70’s were up to... |
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Sun, Jul 22, 2012 6:46 PM
Another Rum Bum episode! This one stars Agent MeduSirena of H.E.L.L. Secret Service!
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Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:44 AM
We- Kristena(Tiki Tena) and myself(Bigtikidude) [ Edited by: bigtikidude 2012-07-24 12:31 ] |
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Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:09 AM
Special guest DJ, Agent Double-0-Duke, goes on a polyphonic crime spree of spy jazz and sleazpionage. Duke will be a DJ at this year's Tiki Oasis in San Diego and this is a dangerous dip into the double barreled set he has planned. Put on your bullet proof PJs, stir up a stiff one and slink around your living room like you own the place. Calling all Cats and Kittens at 10 PM, Tonighty-night!!! Molotov Cocktail Hour with host Cyrano 10pm - midnight KXLU 88.9 fm Los Angeles http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Molotov-Cocktail-Hour/137470936275308 |
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Thu, Jul 26, 2012 1:06 AM
NEW THIS YEAR!!! Midnight at Tiki Oasis - Femme Fatale Follies! Friday Midnight Burlesque Featuring: Saturday Midnight Burlesque Featuring: ...And don't forget to catch The Thursday Evening Burlesque Interlude!! Featuring: |
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Sat, Jul 28, 2012 7:55 AM
Looking forward to music in the hotel room, see ya iPod, you're staying home. |
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Sun, Jul 29, 2012 4:03 PM
The Exotics who are playing Tiki Oasis will have for sale this new 45 [ Edited by: bigtikidude 2012-07-29 16:03 ] |
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Sun, Jul 29, 2012 6:09 PM
Oh No! the adventure continues! Follow us on Facebook Tiki Hell! |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 11:55 AM
I can never tell when Cammo is posting serious content or just making stuff up. :D |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 12:01 PM
Edit - Wait, nevermind. [ Edited by: JOHN-O 2012-07-31 12:22 ] |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 12:12 PM
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 12:24 PM
If I could make this stuff up I wouldn't be posting on Tiki Central!!!! |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 12:29 PM
Not Tiki !! Too grim. :( Where's the sense of tongue-in-cheek humor? Makes me miss Roger Moore even. |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 12:32 PM
THIS is Tiki... OK in earlier posts I made the Tiki/Spy arguments that:
Here’s yet another Tiki/Spy connection... 1960’s Poly Pop icon Ginger Grant… Was a Spy !! Oh sure there was the Gilligan’s Island dream episode where she played a double agent attempting to knock off Agent 0014 ("Twice as smart as 007") with a poisoned kiss... But even before that fateful 3-hour tour, Miss Grant was "spying" and not just once but twice !! In 1961’s “Armored Command” she was a sexy spy infiltrating a U.S. army troop station (left), and again in 1964’s “Fanfare for a Death Scene” (right)…
"Fanfare..", an NBC Kraft Suspense Theater episode, was especially Poly Pop significant in that it also featured Exotica girl Sandy Warner and Steve McGarrett’s soon-to-be arch nemesis Wo Fat (Khigh Dheigh). After getting off Gilligan’s Island, Ginger reestablished her career and continued in the spy genre. Unfortunately she never got to be a Bond Girl but she was cast as a Matt Helm Girl in 1969’s “The Wrecking Crew”… Another of her films that had a quasi spy sub-plot was the "Belly Dancers of Bali Bali". That movie was never released to the home market and the original production company has long since been out of business. :D If you come to Tiki Oasis however you can hear the Ding Dong Devils pay homage to that "lost" film in a song of the same name. We hope to see you there !!... |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 12:48 PM
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 2:41 PM
Part 6 "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." Almost immediately after WW2, Ian Fleming began to write the Bond books - Casino Royale was published in 1952.
They were immediate bestsellers. My friend’s father, now a state judge, collected the whole original paperback series and told me that everyone bought them for the pornographic parts. These were based on English agents and Roald Dahl’s experiences. Dahl's eyes, dreamy but intense, still have power:
Fleming’s best friend and hard-as-nails master spy David Ogilvy had contacts on Madison Avenue that ensured the Bond books being distributed, promoted and reviewed in the USA. I worked with Ogilvy's agency in the mid-80s and it was still known, even then, for playing nasty with any competition.
William Stephenson, (the man with the "hooded eyes") head of British WW2 Western Covert Actions, himself was one of the original investors in Shepperton Studios, the largest movie studio anywhere in the world outside of Hollywood. Although the first Bond film was filmed at Pinewood, Stephenson’s behind the scenes maneuvering pushed the Bond production through when absolutely no one in the known universe wanted to make what was seen as a sleazy film about spies-in-peacetime.
The location scout and music arranger for Dr. No was none other than Fleming’s son-in-law Chris Blackwell (dopey Island Records again) and was partially filmed next to Fleming’s Jamaica estate.
The final result was that this tiny group of chummy spies made James Bond an international hit, while (almost incredibly) persuading the world that England was actually a hip, classy and musically up to date country - all pre-Beatles era! The giant success of the Bond film franchise also generated more revenue for England than any 1 source before or since, and was one of the single largest taxation sources that England used for pulling itself out of the post war poverty it had found itself mired in. Ogilvy then used the surprising Bond success to market shirts with a mysterious one-eyed spy character, sold British Gin as being drinkable, and pushed Rolls-Royce as the smoothest car on Earth. When the Beatles hit the USA it was Ogilvy who paved the way for marketing them to a suddenly Brit-loving America.
All of which makes one wonder; was the Bond Spy Craze, Gin Martinis, and British Music Invasion of the 1960s a fluke... Or an extremely well organized plan... |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 6:59 PM
The bald headed master criminal has long been an accepted archtype in Spy Pop Culture...
Most people assume it started with Donald Pleasence (far left) in the first full portrayal of Ernst Stavro Blofeld in "You Only Live Twice". Mr. Howell also portrayed a similar bald headed villain in the Spy-themed Gilligan's Island episode, "The Invasion". Consider this however..."The Invasion" aired in November 1966, a full 7 months before "You Only Live Twice" opened. James Bond ripped off Gilligan's Island !! :evil: |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 8:05 PM
Derek Yaniger loves Tiki Oasis but won't be able to make it this year due to traveling around the world having gallery exhibits. Here's a recent one in Mexico City |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 8:06 PM
Let's get to the bottom of this 60's bald baddie balderdash. "Master Spy" from Supercar T.V. series - 1961 |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 8:45 PM
Good point spy-tiki !! Now that I think about it, bald super villains date back even further to Superman's arch Nemesis Lex Luthor... Someday there's going to be a cure for baldness resulting in an end to evil in this world !! [ Edited by: JOHN-O 2012-07-31 20:53 ] |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 8:49 PM
WHAT A BUMMER!!! Won't be the same without Derek :( He will be missed for sure! |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 9:00 PM
Dr. Cyclops 1940 |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 9:03 PM
Well then John-O, How about from 1940, Dr. Cyclops starring Albert Dekker |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 9:04 PM
Damm it Bear! Beat me by that much! |
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 9:07 PM
Muhwahahahahahaha.... |
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Fri, Aug 3, 2012 12:32 AM
You wouldn't believe the information being disseminated by those "other guys" on the facebooks. There is most definately a mole in T.I.K.I., and not one of Moroccan origin.... They are Insidious! Stay alert, agents! [ Edited by: ZeroTiki 2012-08-03 10:09 ] |
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Fri, Aug 3, 2012 10:42 AM
hey guys. i have a 2 night reservation at the crowne up for grabs for the 17th and 18th. i was 1 day late to cancel without penalties, so i'm hoping i can find someone to take over the reservation. if you're interested, email me, [email protected]. first come, first served. |
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Fri, Aug 3, 2012 12:20 PM
PART 7 It was exactly Ogilvy’s mid-century consumer manipulation technologies that were later so mind-bogglingly satirized in the uber-psychedelic The Prisoner TV show, itself originally suggested by the real camp established in Scotland for WW2 spies who knew too much about the details of the D-Day invasion to be allowed their freedom. For a slightly fictionalized version of the real events, read The Cooler, George Markstein’s mystery spy thriller. Markstein, co-creator and primary writing force behind The Prisoner, was a military reporter who found out about Britain’s most secret camp at a cocktail party... then wrote about how a futuristic society could use advanced surveillance technologies to control their people's every move... be seeing you... |
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Fri, Aug 3, 2012 4:15 PM
Aloha, Baby ! Now you can tell everyone you got Smashed on Mai Tais and Jungle Jetsetters at the Jungle Jetsetter Lounge on your vacation at Tikiyaki Polynesian Village Hotel in Waikiki, and even got to keep the glass ! These classic tumblers feature a beautiful white screen printed tapa design by Eric October (Tobunga), as well as the TPV logo and Tiki, and read "Aloha, Baby! I got Smashed in the Jungle Jetsetter Lounge only at Hawaii's most Exotic Hotel....Tikiyaki Polynesian Village. Home of the World Famous Tikiyaki Orchestra and delicious Jungle Jetsetter Cocktail" These will be available at Tiki Oasis, both on the Tikiyaki Orchestra Thursday Night "Spytacular" performance and also all weekend long at the Tikiyaki Polynesian Village souvenir shop in the INDOOR vending area. Price is $6 ea or 4 for $ 20 Aloha, Baby !
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Fri, Aug 3, 2012 4:28 PM
Wow! Those are just what the Dr. ordered. (the Mai Tais, of course). But the glasses are super cool. |
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Fri, Aug 3, 2012 9:16 PM
Get CREATIVE!! Join the briefcase contest at Tiki Oasis! Drop off your briefcase in the Art Gallery by 12 noon, prizes are awarded at 2pm. Who are the judges? The Agents of Aloha of course!! |
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Sat, Aug 4, 2012 10:40 AM
Don't forget the Artists Reception on Saturday. Here's my painting for the show. I hope Otto likes it. Cheers, Wendy Mission in Paradise or Agent in Paradise I can't remember which I submitted to Baby Doe. I almost forgot to mention that both tikis in my painting are carvings by the talented McTiki. He is gracious enough to allow me to add them to my painting. Thanks so much Andy. [ Edited by: danlovestikis 2012-08-04 17:07 ] |
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Sat, Aug 4, 2012 10:20 PM
Wendy, that is hilarious, thanks for the homage! |
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Sat, Aug 4, 2012 11:29 PM
Cammo, John-O, thank you for your efforts to educate about real spies like us. Although we still do not have images of the Agents of S.O.B.E.R. we did intercept some of their propaganda and a surveillance video and we know that they are openly recruiting agents here: http://www.facebook.com/agentSober1 If you have any photos of S.O.B.E.R. agents or documents regarding their actions at Mission: TO12 we would really appreciate you sharing that information. Thank You |
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Sun, Aug 5, 2012 7:24 AM
Hi Otto, you are welcome and thank you for the best event in the whole world. See you soon, Wendy and Dan |