Three Word Game

thimble butterscotch ballet

The male escort was bored senseless as he watched the dance of the thimbles at his she-john's niece's ballet recital, but he was being paid well and he heard that this she-john had butterscotch flavored condoms.

potato, dumpling, dim-sum

potato, dumpling, dim-sum

Red-Neck dim-sum the sign said in great big neon letters and inside it was all potato sack dresses and apple dumpling cheeked babies, Red-neck dim-sum apparently meant a visual feast!

Constant, Irrational, Kitten

[ Edited by: Tikisgrl 2007-01-19 20:13 ]

Constant, Irrational, Kitten

Kitten, the bass player, was in a constant state of irrational angst, but the energy really made their music sound awesome.

chin, puppet, surfboard

chin, puppet, surfboard

Meeting the ocean at the point of it's greatest fury, the surfer felt like natures puppet until he violently banged his chin on his surfboard, at this point, he felt like nature's bitch.

Thermos&#8482, Guava, Sumatran

Thermos&#8482, Guava, Sumatran

The new java shack called Thermos&#8482 had their grand opening yesterday with 2 specials: Sumatran/Chocolate Milkshake, and the Rum/Guava Smoothie, both were a big hit and since I own a franchise, looks like I am living in kachingville.

tortoise, cold, something

tortoise, cold, something

There's just something not right about this cold weather, it seems like the saying should be Winter comes in like a Lion and leaves like a tortoise?

dilapidated, snuggle, snake

dilapidated, snuggle, snake

The Royal Acadamie of Science's prestigious Golden Titmouse was given to the second-place; "A Dilapidated Leprechaun Nest", when the first-place entry, "A Rare Snake Skin" turned out to be an old Snuggle fabric-softener sheet.

mummy Capricorn cylinder

mummy Capricorn cylinder

Buck Rodgers was little more than a frozen mummy inside a fancy high-tech cylinder taking a long ride (500 years to be exact) through the stars, past the N-31 Black Hole, through the Crab Nebula and back around the Capricorn System to a future in which Erin Grey is still the hotest lady in a spandex uniform.

plate, animal, frame

plate, animal, frame

The plate shattered on the floor as Auntie Lou looked out through the door frame and saw a very scary animal, Auntie Lou without her glasses, was startled by none other than Uncle Zeke going for his usual nature walk, buck naked.

Marmalade, squalor, sequins

Marmalade, squalor, sequins

Lady Marmalade got a few sequins stuck between her cheeks as she bent over to retrieve a cigarette butt from the squalor of the ashtray in the cheap sleaazy tiki bar.

crayon, noodle, lower

crayon, noodle, lower

I can take this conversation much lower by making sexual references with every day words like "Getting Your Crayon Sharpened," and "Loosinging Up Your Noodel," or "Noodling Around," and the only real secret I can share is that somethings sound dirty just in the way that you say them....

you, me, them

you, me, them

Don't you look at me when you know that the responsibility for the participation in this damned game lies with THEM!

coefficient, piston, steroid

coefficient, piston, steroid

In order to measure the actual coefficient of friction caused by the piston firing, the scientist required a steroid cocktail to enhance his functional abilities.

Booties, crustacean, lollipop

Booties, crustacean, lollipop

A local travel agency called "Booties" was selling cruise line tickets to a 20-day tour of the Hawaiian islands....it was a special cruise because the grand prize of a years supply of crustaceans was being offered for finding a lollipop made of gold, hidden somewhere in the fauna of one of the islands.

cracker, sword, toothpick

cracker, sword, toothpick

The lame ass club sandwich didn't even have one of those plastic sword toothpicks, and can you believe it only came with ONE cracker?

lump, hump, mumps

lump, hump, mumps

A lump of sugar went in his coffee, he patted the hump on his camel, and off he went to cure the outbreak of mumps in the far reaches of the desert.

variety, bear, chili

variety, bear, chili

A variety of gummy bear candies taste better when served with chili.

Antipasto, voodoo, spiced

Antipasto, voodoo, spiced

I selected the Antipasto salad from the menu and a Spiced Voodoo Punch from the bar, my date ordered the Coconut Crusted Salmon and a Zombie....we loved coming to the Tiki Tavern restaurant, as the food a drinks were awesome.

shot, 151 Rum, blender

shot, 151 Rum, blender

It was too dark to read the address, but you couldn't miss 151 Rummale Street; the crowd, the noise, but mostly that blender in the front yard, right beside the body shot in the neck, messy, just the way Johnny the Ear had described it.

Hey, I have a variation on this game, just to screw things up a bit.

Try this; come up with TWO WORDS that have the LEAST amount of hits on Google. Put them in quotes, "Like This" so they can only be found paired together.

It's freakin hard to come up with less than 1000 hits, for two common words!

Oh yeah,
jigger, lime, caboose

jigger, lime, caboose

After eight jiggers of tequila, a squirt of lime and a gallon of kool Aid, she was ready to boogie, her caboose was loose and her train wasn't reaching the station.

wrench, cinnamon, cheddar

wrench, cinnamon, cheddar

While she was trying the cheddar cheese she smelled cinnamon, which caused her stomach to wrench.

wench, winch, stench

wench, winch, stench

A burning rubber stench filled the air as the winch whirred and churped, pulling the monster-truck out of the ravine, as the stupid wench that caused the hidious accident looked on.

pendulum, Alps, Porche

pendulum, Alps, Porche

The Alps were beautiful at that time of day, the Porche boxter was cruising the winding road and swoop, like the pendulum of a clock, a rock swept the car over the side.

fortuitous, taco, cactus

fortuitous, taco, cactus

Elle thought it was fortuitous that bit into her taco she stepped on a cactus needle.

Fixed, Wallet, Neuticle

Fixed, Wallet, Neuticle

Who even knows what a Neuticle is but, since it sounds like something that can be fixed by an Elmo, I'm going to dust off my wallet and buy one for Elmo to play with.

Monster, Fried, Tequila

Monster, Fried, Tequila

I started my new job (which I found on Monster.com) at the Tequila bottling factory as head corker, but unfortunately there was quite a spillage issue for bottles that were too full, so when I popped the cork in, I had to suck down the overflow and at the end of the day I was absolutely fried.

smoke, glasses, life-guard

smoke, glasses, life-guard

The life-guard was wearing his floral banana hammock, his smoke colored glasses and nothing else, too bad for everyone as he weighed 300 pounds and had as much body hair as an adult gorilla

Brain, brawn, brat

Brain, brawn, brat

It took a lot of brawn for the brat to ask for a new brain.

dust, palomino, hip

dust, palomino, hip

The cowboy rolled over and leaned against his palomino's hip, now caked with sweat and dust, and thought "man, I'm relieved."

myspace, tranny, hoe

myspace, tranny, hoe

I was out using my hoe in the garden one day minding my own business when a tranny walked by and suggested we get busy on myspace!

salivate, procrastinate, mud

salivate, procrastinate, mud

I really hate to procrastinate, but when I looked in the mirror, this mud pack on my face made me laugh and salivate, causing the mud to run down my neck.....it was quite a mess, but when I wahsed it all off, my face was delightfully smooth.

excavate, seahorse, methodical

bump

Methodical was the only way to describe the actions of the obsessed seahorse as it tried to excavate the discarded tiki mug partially buried in the sand somewhere in the shallows off Headhunter's Island.

Shrimp Steel Lizard

Shrimp Steel Lizard

The Shrimp was very jealous of the Seahorse because he was immortalized in a picture so, he and the Lizard hatched a plot, a steel beam through the Seahorse's heart and he was no more!

Dishonest, Starfish, Gas

The starfish, who was a good friend of the seahorse, was aghast at the vicious cruelty of the shrimp who had impaled the seahorse with a steel beam ( the starfish thought the shrimp was probably dishonest as to his true motivations for the surprisingly brutal attack ) and so the starfish doused the shrimp with gas and set him ablaze to die a slow and very painful death.

Oops... I forgot

Think Fallout Robot

you're it.

Think Fallout Robot

The nuclear fallout made me think twice about leaving the bomb shelter, so I sent out my robot dog, unfortunately the rads interfered with my romote control and the dog was fired, so looks like we are doomed to stay here until our rations run out...then who knows....it might be our demise.

shoe apartment trophy

shoe apartment trophy

He proudly untied his shoes at the entrance to his apartment, carrying a package that just arrived in the mail...a trophy for winning the "photoshop a wig on britney spears" contest!

Model, Extension, Dye

Model, Extension, Dye

The nude model was eagerly drawn by the members of the advanced extension of the art class at the local college, the dark roots of her blond hair were the product of a bad dye job, but looked great in the pictures by the students.

headlines, t-shirt, cigar

headlines, t-shirt, cigar

The White House intern made headlines when she sold poorly made t-shirts with the slogan "I don't see no cigars" emblazoned across the chest on her personal website for the low low price of $15.99.

ass-gasket, photoshop, britney

ass-gasket, photoshop, Britney

Tekoteko broke his ass-gasket trying to photoshop a wig onto Britney, good thing that they are easily repaired with silly putty and hairspray.

Plump, stockings, harpsichord

Plump, stockings, harpsichord
The plump hooker in fishnet stockings posed provocatively on the harpsichord.
Small, Rectangular, Triple-Sec

Small, Rectangular, Triple-Sec

I had to use my special rectangular jigger to mix a small "Snow Bunny" with Triple-sec, hot chocolate and a cinnamon stick.

Piranha, Mambo, Tu-Tu

The girl that wore the scarlet tu tu danced a wicked mambo in the glass bottom boat as the piranha below watched with hunger.

crunch paranoid microphone

crunch paranoid microphone

As I sat this morning eating my Cap'n Crunch, I love what the Crunch-Berries do to milk, I had a very parnoid thought that someone had tried to hide a microphone in the apostrophe on the label (just in case I started keeping the ceral boxes in the night stand to really confuse them).

W-2, lamp, rum

W-2, lamp, rum

I really must find my W-2 next weekend (I think it is next to the Monkey-Wearing-Fez lamp in my bedroom), but for right now I will just have to drink a Mojito (with Cruzan light Rum) to reduce the stress of taxes.

telephone, monocle, fuzzy

When his secretary didn't answer the telephone Colonel Klink left his office to check on her and he dropped his monocle in surprise when he saw Hogan making Helga feel all warm and fuzzy.

conspiracy fly shelter

conspiracy fly shelter

We were eager to fly into the small airport on the far side of the island, as there was a lean-to shelter that we could meet with the other spys to plan our conspiracy.

sweater, lipstick, debutante