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Tiki Jokes?
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RevBambooBen
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03/13/2003
Anyone know of any good Tiki Jokes? |
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GECKO
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03/15/2003
this is not a tiki joke but I know you guys on da mainland don't see signs like dis often or at all....unless ya'll from da deep country. you get signs like lost dog or cat. I thought it was funny. brah, Hawaii is da last place you wanna lose a pig!!! you neva gon see dat bugga agen. got some lucky locals right now eating some free kalua pig with cabbage. ewww das some good grinds! or a Filipino family eating pork adobo....eww you guys gotta try dat on da mainland!!! if you gotta a Filipino friend, ask dem to make you pork adobo. (or chicken) if it's a mainland family dat get da pig, Ho dey wen cooked some pork chops, pork skewers, my mexican braddas wen made some chorizo already! you mainlanders might not see dis funny but ho, i'm rolling. |
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Chongolio
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03/15/2003
Yeah Gecko!, I am laughin, that is pure comedy. Your comments make for some good readin' You shoud go back and write under it |
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GECKO
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03/15/2003
Chongo sed ""Answers to the name Kahlua" oh you bust me up Chongolio!! that would be funny!!! |
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Tiki_Bong
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03/15/2003
Knock, Knock - Who's there? (All right, not quite there, but hey!, it was a weak attempt at least) |
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RevBambooBen
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03/15/2003
Man, that is the best joke I've heard (or seen) in my 37 years of life!!!! Gecko to the rescue!!! Too freakin funny!!! Man, I'm pissin my shorts with laughter!!!! G- you are da man! |
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GECKO
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03/15/2003
only on da islands baby!! ey Ben, I've had to pass da dam sign fo 5 days straight on da way home from work and evry day i almost hit da same dam tree for laughing so dam hard!! hewwww I gotta take dat dam sign down befo a run off da road. My wahine's cuzzin is visiting from Texas and we went by da sign this morning and she sed "you don't see that everyday in Texas" and I looked up to see what she was talkin about thinkin she was refering to da mountains or flowers...nope, it was that dam sign again!! ohhhh I lost it in da car! After I stoped crying from laughter I told her Hawaii is the #1 state fo CONSUMING PORK! I could put da sign on ebay under unusual items! i'm sorry, I don't know why I posted it! i jus can't stop f&%kin laughing evrytime i see dat dam sign. aloha ps |
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7TiKiS
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03/19/2003
[ Edited by: 7TiKiS on 2003-03-18 16:39 ] |
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RevBambooBen
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03/19/2003
where's Tarpon Springs? |
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Lake Surfer
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03/19/2003
Tarpon Springs is northwest of Tampa if I remember right... |
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7TiKiS
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03/26/2003
Ooops... sorry, yep - Tarpon Springs is just north of Clearwater (which is directly west of Tampa). |
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Howland
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03/26/2007
So what ever happened to this thread? Sounds like a good idea-in fact, I was just about to start a tiki humor thread but found this'un when I did a search. OK- Did you hear about the new tiki bar/restraunt that's going to serve low alcohol drinks only? It's going to be called the "Barely Hai" DU DUNT! (typical two beat drum sound heard after a bad punchline) |
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Howland
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03/26/2007
Aww hell, why not- I think this is called a limerick, could be wrong:There once was a tiki that sailed from Raratonga :lol: :lol: :lol: I just kill me sometimes! |
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little lost tiki
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03/26/2007
Bump! |
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Jungle Trader
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03/26/2007
shutterfly shuffled the link. never saw it. |
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little lost tiki
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03/27/2007
That's not a joke1 |
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GROG
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03/27/2007
Tikis aren't very funny. They work in cartoons, but not jokes. |
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kikekeki
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03/27/2007
why did the tiki cross the road? why did the tiki paint his toenails red? there you go, a new twist on the very first two jokes I knew... :lol: |
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PockyTiki
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03/27/2007
ok i found this one a couple weeks ago. It's pretty bad so bare with me. A white tourist walked into a store in Samoa to find an old Samoan man standing next to the cash register. He couldn't take his eyes off an item on the counter. It was gum with big initials "PK". The palagi man kindly asked the old man, "excuse me sir, what does PK stand for?" cymbal crash |
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Howland
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03/27/2007
Too late!There once was a tiki artist named Ken just jokin'-bring'em on! |
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little lost tiki
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03/27/2007
:lol: |
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Hula Cat
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03/27/2007
what did the tiki say to the carver? until I met you |
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Hula Cat
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03/27/2007
tiki followed with.....stay away from "dry" humor or I'll split ........... |
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Hula Cat
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03/28/2007
just like playing to a room full of moai..... you all sit there stone faced (may I now enter the honorary (remember the "Jetsetter" bus trip?) legion of "The Joke Butcher"?) |
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GROG
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03/28/2007
Those are clever Hula Kitty. |
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little lost tiki
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03/29/2007
the Moai drink, the Better I feel... |
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Hula Cat
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03/29/2007
"after drinking all night ,.......today, I feel like a tiki........ (on the same idea).. "Hey tiki, why the mean face?" or........."sure you're Handsome But don't get a big head over it" |
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GROG
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03/29/2007
Now your struggling. |
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tikiskip
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03/29/2007
What dose a pirate drive? |
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little lost tiki
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03/29/2007
that last one wasn't even a tiki joke! |
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SoccerTiki
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03/29/2007
Ok.... This Tiki walks into a bar and orders a Mai-Tai... The bartender looks bewildered and goes into the back room and tells the manager what happened and asks him what to do... The manager thinks about it and says, "Make him a Mai-Tai and charge him 20 bucks for it!"... Bartender goes back out and makes the drinks and says it'll be 20 bucks.... The Tiki pays the man and gets his drink and proceeds to drink it.... The bartender, being very nervous at the situation tries to make some small talk with the Tiki and says, "We don't get many of your type in here."... The Tiki looks at him and says, "At 20 bucks for a Mai-Tai I can see why!" BuhDuhBump! BuhDuhBump! |
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little lost tiki
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03/29/2007
A Tiki walks into a bar,slightly tipsy... |
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SoccerTiki
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03/29/2007
Bring back bong! |
ILP
Important Looking Pirate
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03/30/2007
Not really a joke... but it made me laugh when I drew it. OG homie. |
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tikicat67
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03/31/2007
What is a Moai's favorite music? (give up?) RAPa Nui! |
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tikicat67
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03/31/2007
Where do Moais spend Spring break? Easter Island! |
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little lost tiki
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03/31/2007
That Spring Break joke is so O-wrongo! :lol: |
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Capt'n Skully
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03/31/2007
3 pieces of rope go into a Tiki Bar and order a round of Mai-Tais.. The Bartender takes one look at them and says, “we don’t serve ropes in here!” and asks them to leave. Disappointed, the ropes leave the bar. Standing outside and wondering where they can go to get a Mai-Tai, one of the ropes decides to try again. He ties himself up and messes up his hair, then re-enters the bar. “I’ll have a Mai-Tai please” says the rope. The Bartender gives him a suspicious look and says, “Didn’t I just tell you and your friends that we don’t serve ropes in here?” The rope replies, “Nope! I’m a frayed knot!!” |
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Hula Cat
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03/31/2007
it's quite obvious that tiki cat67 is under some WEIRD influences.......but "so Owrongo" did make my most silly (and funny!) stupid joke list....until the next toke ....'er joke yes GROG, I often swim out past the safety bouys of the comic pool and we all suffer as a result! ...... Let me guess the drawing is of a Yaris convertible..... |
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tikigreg
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03/31/2007
I's actually a Yaris convertible lowrider! (Que George Lopez theme music here.) |
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Tamapoutini
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04/02/2007
Q: How many Easter Islanders does it take to change a lightbulb? (ps:joke was written circa 1426) :lol: Tama |
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teaKEY
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04/04/2007
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? They're always bitter. (Playboy April 07) |
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Cammo
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04/04/2007
What are cannibals' favorite meat to barbeque? Baby back ribs! |
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hawaiiansnowball
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04/04/2007
What is a tiki's favorite movie? Tiki Tiki Bang Bang! Thank you! Thank you very much! |
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teaKEY
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04/04/2007
Tiki Tiki Bang Bang! Sounds Dirty :blush: |
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professahhummingflowah
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04/10/2007
NAH CUZ! U GOTTA ASK FO DA 'CHOCOLATE MEAT' ... DINIGUAN STEW!!!!!!! HAHAHA i laughing too.... |
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Tamapoutini
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06/29/2007
(rescued from pg5!! outrageous.) Knock, knock...T3 :) |
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finkdaddy
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06/29/2007
Who's there? |