I have no photo shop so I'll just guess

blue jello
both Bennie & Cecil
clogging shoes
The Squirrel Nut Zippers Cd
Slot car racing & hunting for pots of gold
Trojan assorted rainbow collection Ummmm ...

?
let me know if I won anything K

Grog....did those promiscuous gals tie ya up and leave ya defenseless and nekkid again? tsk.tsk.tsk...

my guesses,

1952
Right
Hello Kitty manties
Only when there's 3!
The Grand Symphony
MC squared
MC Hammer
Dr. Zhivago
FLAVOR FLAV
Not on your life
"THAT ISN'T MY FOOT, THAT'S AUNT MYRTLE"

Did I get it right?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Here is a picture of what the poster will look like for the contest (plus it will be signed
by the director and asst. director of that episode.)

The contest will start tonight(Thursday) and end this Saturday night Dec.8 at
10:00PM GROG will have several questions and whoever gets the most right and
or is closest to the right answer will win the poster. GROG not ship, so if you
compete in the contest and win, then you must pick up the poster at the Tonga
Hut at the art show on December 8. Or, if you're out of state or out of town and
want to compete, you must have somebody pick it up December 8 at the Tonga
Hut for you and ship it to you because GROG no ship.

[ Edited by: GROG 2007-11-29 00:19 ]

Worked too late Wednesday night to come up with the questions for the contest, so GROG postpone start of contest until Thursday night.

Sharpen your pencils.

On 2007-11-29 00:25, GROG wrote:
Worked too late Wednesday night to come up with the questions for the contest, so GROG postpone start of contest until Thursday night.

Sharpen your pencils.

BLARGH!!!

I can't wait that long! that's forever!!!! D;

Did everybody abandon the Tiki Wonderland 2 thread? There ain't nobody postin' nuttin. Lazy bastards---leaving GROG to do all the work.

Anybody get their Tiki Magazine in the mail yet?

I think they all moved over to the 3 Kings Thread...It's a LOT funner over there! :lol:

But they don't have anything like THIS over there.

Actually,that's a painting that will be in the 3 Kings Show....
I knew something was up when Ben asked to borrow it...

GROG not sure anybody would want to purchase it now.

Ben did leave some "DNA" on the back of it...
A Scientist could buy it and then clone an Army of BooBens who could then build Tiki Bars for all of America! It's a blessing in disguise!
Here's the results of the first attempt to clone Ben...

Visit http://www.kenruzic.com
and don't forget to visit the 3 Kings event thread....
It's a lot funner than this one!

[ Edited by: little lost tiki 2007-11-29 13:18 ]

Visit http://www.kenruzic.com
and don't forget to visit the 3 Kings event thread....
It's a lot funner than this one, but not near as original or clever.

CONTEST TIME

The winner will get this Simpson poster which will be signed
by the director (Chuck Sheets) and asst. director of that episode.

The contest will start tonight(Thursday) and end Tuesday night Dec.4 at
10:00PM. GROG not ship, so if you compete in the contest and win, then
you must pick up the poster at the Tonga Hut art show on December 8.
Or, if you're out of state or out of town and want to compete, you must have
somebody pick it up December 8 at the Tonga Hut for you and ship it to you
because GROG no ship.

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS FOR THE CONTEST.
The person who guesses the closest to all three numbers will be the winner.

(A) How old is GROG's youngest brother?

(B) If you subtract his age from GROG's age, what number do you get?

(C)How many ceramic Tiki mugs does GROG own?

Good luck. (Hint: GROG is less than 75 years old)

Why are all the contest questions about GROG?
He's not even in the show!
How about questions about Atomikitty,Crazy Al.etc. etc?
That would seem more appropriate...
just Wondering...
Jeff (Bigtikidude)
:lol:

hey that is where I left my span can....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

On 2007-11-30 08:13, little lost tiki wrote:
Why are all the contest questions about GROG?
He's not even in the show!
How about questions about Atomikitty,Crazy Al.etc. etc?
That would seem more appropriate...
just Wondering...
Jeff (Bigtikidude)
:lol:

GROG's contest.
GROG's poster.
GROG's rules.

I guess this is a contset for Kirby . Who else would know ?

[ Edited by: Son-of-Kelbo 2007-11-30 22:41 ]

wow this is really weird I don't remember typing that.
but it is what I would say.
oh and what bands are playing at the event?

Jeff(bigtikidude)

On 2007-11-30 08:13, little lost tiki wrote:
Why are all the contest questions about GROG?
He's not even in the show!
How about questions about Atomikitty,Crazy Al.etc. etc?
That would seem more appropriate...
just Wondering...
Jeff (Bigtikidude)
:lol:

(A) How old is GROG's youngest brother?

YES

(B) If you subtract his age from GROG's age, what number do you get?

Limestone

(C)How many ceramic Tiki mugs does GROG own?

King Ludwig IV

What do I win?

OK, fine. You don't like my answers? Well I don't like your freakin' poster anyway! I'm gonna do my own bloody contest. Your contest is lame, GROG. So here goes:

If Squid is a sculptor and GROG is an animator, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN SQUID'S KITCHEN HACKING ON A CHUNK OF CLAY???

WHAT? You want I should offer a prize? OY!

mmmm...squidsnax!

[ Edited by: squid 2007-11-30 15:42 ]

On 2007-11-30 15:40, squid wrote:
OK, fine. You don't like my answers? Well I don't like your freakin' poster anyway! I'm gonna do my own bloody contest. Your contest is lame, GROG. So here goes:

If Squid is a sculptor and GROG is an animator, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN SQUID'S KITCHEN HACKING ON A CHUNK OF CLAY???

The Answer is - GROG is uncovering one those 1000 Year Old Eggs from China so he can eat it. You must've had a Potluck or something.

On 2007-11-30 15:40, squid wrote:
If Squid is a sculptor and GROG is an animator, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN SQUID'S KITCHEN HACKING ON A CHUNK OF CLAY???

Building a mini-Grog to bring to life?!?!?

maaan dat looks like fuun I WANNA SCULPT WIFF YOU GUYS!!!

Boris, Ravenne.......mmmmmmm.......NO!
Keep trying. Thank you.
The Management

On 2007-11-30 15:40, squid wrote:
OK, fine. You don't like my answers? Well I don't like your freakin' poster anyway! I'm gonna do my own bloody contest. Your contest is lame, GROG. So here goes:

If Squid is a sculptor and GROG is an animator, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN SQUID'S KITCHEN HACKING ON A CHUNK OF CLAY???

WHAT? You want I should offer a prize? OY!

---

mmmm...squidsnax!

[ Edited by: squid 2007-11-30 15:42 ]

He's sculpting the long-awaited Bamboo Ben mug to be produced by Tiki Farm in 2008.

On 2007-11-30 16:05, squid wrote:
Boris, Ravenne.......mmmmmmm.......NO!
Keep trying. Thank you.
The Management

Okay okay......the reason he is hacking up clay in yer kitchen is because the lil trap you set out in front of his cave finally worked - so now he is your slave worker. :D

On 2007-11-30 16:05, squid wrote:
Boris, Ravenne.......mmmmmmm.......NO!
Keep trying. Thank you.
The Management

Wha......! I can do it, I have a great idea for a Cowboy kitty tiki mug with matching bowl. Teakey & AlienTiki, don't steal my great idea OK!! Bada bing!

You are all so very wrong, but I find this very amusing! Keep trying. And remember, there ain't no friggin'prize!

GROG thought Ravenne's last guess was pretty close.

Can GROG guess too? What'll GROG win if GROG guess correctly?

OH YEAH. i no guessy groggy's Qwe-qwes.

On 2007-11-30 00:11, GROG wrote:
HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS FOR THE CONTEST.
The person who guesses the closest to all three numbers will be the winner.

(A) How old is GROG's youngest brother?
in his 30s
(B) If you subtract his age from GROG's age, what number do you get?
Uh...maybe 7? 9? years difference
(C)How many ceramic Tiki mugs does GROG own?
uhh.....20+....
Good luck. (Hint: GROG is less than 75 years old)

GIMME!

On 2007-11-30 00:11, GROG wrote:
CONTEST TIME

The winner will get this Simpson poster which will be signed
by the director (Chuck Sheets) and asst. director of that episode.

The contest will start tonight(Thursday) and end Tuesday night Dec.4 at
10:00PM. GROG not ship, so if you compete in the contest and win, then
you must pick up the poster at the Tonga Hut art show on December 8.
Or, if you're out of state or out of town and want to compete, you must have
somebody pick it up December 8 at the Tonga Hut for you and ship it to you
because GROG no ship.

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS FOR THE CONTEST.
The person who guesses the closest to all three numbers will be the winner.

(A) How old is GROG's youngest brother?

(B) If you subtract his age from GROG's age, what number do you get?

(C)How many ceramic Tiki mugs does GROG own?

Good luck. (Hint: GROG is less than 75 years old)

Since no one is playing Grog's game I will... what the heck I have a calculator I could win right?

A) 33
B) 8
C) 57

What do I win?

Tikisgrl

Well, since you are the only one to take a serious guess at the answers, you are definitely the closest to winning the poster right now.

On 2007-11-30 20:05, GROG wrote:
Well, since you are the only one to take a serious guess at the answers, you are definitely the closest to winning the poster right now.

HAAAAAAI!

what 'boot mah guesses? I was being fer serious....srsly. D;

OK SQUID here's my guess, Grog is workin on those "Ghastly Ones" with ya ??? By the way... glad ya Finally showed up here Grog's a better "straight man" ? or is he .. Zing!!!

On 2007-11-30 15:40, squid wrote:
OK, fine. You don't like my answers? Well I don't like your freakin' poster anyway! I'm gonna do my own bloody contest. Your contest is lame, GROG. So here goes:

If Squid is a sculptor and GROG is an animator, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN SQUID'S KITCHEN HACKING ON A CHUNK OF CLAY???

WHAT? You want I should offer a prize? OY!

---

mmmm...squidsnax!

[ Edited by: squid 2007-11-30 15:42 ]

Making a pipe for the Crack sitting on the table ???
bottom right side....

BUSTED!!!!

What are talking about? There wasn't any Crack sitting on the table, f*&ker.

Squid you let Grog play with sharp toys? When we do the math to figure Grog's age to we use Grog years? I Hear he had at least two birthdays this year alone.

Crack?
Somebody got Crack?
I heard GROG will be selling Crack at the Tonga Hut this coming Saturday!
:lol:

and as for the Squid picture contest....
That's how Ernie cleans his underwear!

Nobody wants a Simpsons poster for the Tree House of Horror signed by the director and asst. director of the episode?

It's an easy contest-----focus people.

DAMN it grog!

I want!

I know yer age..but I can't figg'r yer bro's or the mugs!

was I even close!?