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Tiki Farm's Parking Lot Sale this Saturday - HUGE!!!

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Five pounds Kona Gold (no seeds or stems-pure Bud) was my commission...He actually snaked some from me on the way out...Whaddya think he's got in that pipe? soap bubbles?

S

On 2007-04-12 23:39, little lost tiki wrote:
Five pounds Kona Gold (no seeds or stems-pure Bud) was my commission...He actually snaked some from me on the way out...Whaddya think he's got in that pipe? soap bubbles?

I ain't buyin' it. Sid was a tweaker all the way. Now I'm pretty sure that's why you were doing crap like this in those days:

So how do explain this one of your cousin "Bob"?:

true Story!
My dad's nickname for me (when I was a wee one)
was "diddlehopper",probably a variation of Red Skelton's phrase!
You guys are all feelgood about about Red! His paintings,to be honest,
scare me! And he was really nothing but a glorified MIME,and if that's
your thing.....then that's pretty lame!
Lots of great Stuff is gonna be at the Sale!
Check out some of the Goodies on Dave's side of the Chalk Line!
Dave carved some pumpkins for the event! A little early, but still spoooky!

Dave is also into little children,boys in particular....and he loves to sculpt them!
This one is a series called "Little Victims"

here's a signed and framed print to go with em...

and don't leave the Lot without a pair of "Checkerberries"
Dave's delightful new Clown Doll Line!

See y'all there!

holy shit..! those last few posts contain some of the worst paintings i have EVER seen.

S

On 2007-04-12 23:51, Tiki Trav wrote:
holy shit..! those last few posts contain some of the worst paintings i have EVER seen.

That's what I've been telling you!!!!

On 2007-04-12 23:36, squid wrote:

So tell me about the commission from Uncle Sid?

I thought this one was a really bad Tony Bennett......

Hey!
I loves my paintings! Some of those were from that "Bad Spell" i had a few years back!
Dave remembers....i think that was about the time he was working on his "Victims" and "Heroes of the Old Testament" sculpts....I was feeling bad...Clown School wasn't panning out and i thought painting might fill the void! They may be BAD,but the heart that painted them was GOOD...... :(

I think you guys might be interested in investing in these gems.


apparently found in a trash

G
GROG posted on Fri, Apr 13, 2007 12:02 AM

On 2007-04-12 23:57, little lost tiki wrote:
They may be BAD,but the heart that painted them was GOOD...... :(

Now it's a cold black soulless heart filled with hatred, jealousy, and loathing. So now both the heart and the art are bad.

Is that a hippo on a tightrope!
that's my favorite! Nude girl-last page....second favorite!
the reason Dave has so many pix of these is that he's a secret collector!
he's got millions of em! he likes to talk to 'em when no one's around...
kinda creepy!

"This disturbing work "makes an offer you can't refuse". The chilling, matter-of-fact manner in which the subject presents the severed head to us is a poignant reminder of just how numb we have become. The understated violence implicit in the scene speaks volumes on our own desensitization, our society's reflexive use of force, and the artist's inability to deal with the hindquarters of the animal."

The question where the severed head comes from...

I want to know what animal died in Neverland Ranch, and what little boy is going to get it.

The head I mean...

...uhm... the HORSE head. to be clear.

that was a painting explanation worthy of Ernie!

S

On 2007-04-12 23:59, Important Looking Pirate wrote:
I think you guys might be interested in investing in these gems.

We'll be there to make money then spend it all on beer, not invest it. But here's an idea for ya RJ:
Kinny will sell 'em on consignment for you. Don't ask me about his comission fees, but I think it involves cousin "Bob" and liquored-up squirrels somehow.

Good luck and please wear protective clothing!

oh and one more.

Now, his he screaming from the pain of fire?

Or the giant wang and giblets reigning down from above?

On 2007-04-13 00:05, squid wrote:

On 2007-04-12 23:59, Important Looking Pirate wrote:
I think you guys might be interested in investing in these gems.

We'll be there to make money then spend it all on beer, not invest it. But here's an idea for ya RJ:
Kinny will sell 'em on consignment for you. Don't ask me about his comission fees, but I think it involves cousin "Bob" and liquored-up squirrels somehow.

Good luck and please wear protective clothing!

Beer could be quite the investment.

Its always returnable... if you had enough.

omg RJ you can't post that! LOL.. get back to bad art on hand by Squid & LLT can I buy those clowns at the sale?

hummmmmm I might just carve up some Redwood Squirrles , or even better Tiki Squirrles Pendents im gonna run it by Kirby .

On 2007-04-13 00:11, Hiphipahula wrote:
omg RJ you can't post that! LOL.. get back to bad art on hand by Squid & LLT can I buy those clowns at the sale?

OMG ROFL! LYKE NO WAY U US3D 2 B A TYPING N00B!

ANYWAY.

Squid, apparently this guy also had a sale on pieces he messed up.

Here's a few more we'll have at the sale....
"BillyBoy's Birthday"

"Despair in my Hair"

"Beverly Hill Sisters"

"the gaze of mr. tigerbottom"

All right! I think this bad painting thing is PLAYED OUT!
New Subject!

S

Look here RJ, I'll give you 50 bucks and any of Kinny's clown paintings you want for the dusty DWs, but no more giblets, OK?

J

So tell us, Sir Squiddly! What will you have for sale on Saturday at Tiki Farm's Tropical Sale?

Oops - speeling eroor

[ Edited by: JenTiki 2007-04-13 00:20 ]

On 2007-04-13 00:15, squid wrote:
Look here RJ, I'll give you 50 bucks and any of Kinny's clown paintings you want for the dusty DWs, but no more giblets, OK?

Fair enough.

So tell us, Sir Squiddly! What will you have for sale on Saturday at Tiki Farm's Tropical Sale?

[ Edited by: little lost tiki 2007-04-13 00:21 ]

J

There aren't even any checker prints on those stupid dolls!

don't speak harshly of dave's creations....he'll get his feeling hurt...

S

On 2007-04-13 00:19, Important Looking Pirate wrote:

On 2007-04-13 00:15, squid wrote:
Look here RJ, I'll give you 50 bucks and any of Kinny's clown paintings you want for the dusty DWs, but no more giblets, OK?

Fair enough.

BRING 'EM ON!!!!

Happy

Friday

the 13th!!!

S

On 2007-04-13 00:18, JenTiki wrote:
So tell us, Sir Squiddly! What will you have for sale on Saturday at Tiki Farm's Tropical Sale?

Oops - speeling eroor

[ Edited by: JenTiki 2007-04-13 00:20 ]

Im glad you aksed. I well be bringign only my bset paintings. There all whenners.




Will trade for pork rinds and churros.

S

On 2007-04-13 00:35, RevBambooBen wrote:
Happy

Friday

the 13th!!!

Back at ya Boo!

TS

Talk about a wrong fooking left topic turn for the worse! :D .....See you crackheadz Saturday...:lol:

this thread is f'in crazy.......i want to paint clowns and uncles now...

I wanna do Chagall Violinists and Clowns now!
Mitch O'Connel is ON it! Hop on Board Kids!
ClownCentral here we come!

Ken after a long day of selling.

Hey GIANTBOY!
that is so wrong
on so many levels....
Wrongness like that could only come from
a talented artist like yourself....
Hey! Wait! Upon a closer look,that actually is
YO MAMA! :)
Don't cross the chalk line,BIGBOY!
Here's Doug after the Sale,by the way....

[ Edited by: little lost tiki 2007-04-13 08:31 ]

K

On 2007-04-13 00:14, little lost tiki wrote:

"Despair in my Hair"

this is Kinny's self portrait with his new bleach job!!

:lol:
K.

Isn't there a HUGE Parking Lot Sale at Tiki Farm Tomorrow?? Shouldn't all you "Clowns" be working away like Santa's Elves getting ready for 3,000 Customers? WoooHooo! :)

Already got over 200 pieces of art to sell,plus a print,and two books, and 2 surfboards....What more do you want WOOHOO?

1 More Day cant wait , me and the Squirrles might be doin a little Jam preforming the 60,s Song Cathys Clown

G
GROG posted on Fri, Apr 13, 2007 8:59 AM

On 2007-04-13 08:36, little lost tiki wrote:
Already got over 200 pieces of art to sell,plus a print,and two books, and 2 surfboards....What more do you want WOOHOO?

Howabout some QUALITY over quantity, rather than vice versa? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[ Edited by: GROG 2007-04-13 09:00 ]

How about making some tiki art besides GROG pictures and yellow People?
Lazybones!

What's the weather going to be like tomorrow? I'm too lazy to check?

C

Tomorrow - sunny, clear, warm and a light northwest wind.

Perfect PARTY WEATHER!

If you don't come for the free Mai Tais, Buzzy's Tikis, the swingin' music, and to see GROG ride (or fall off) a bike for the first time in 36 years, ya'll forever wish ya had. Chuck some gas in the tank and push the pedal!!!!!

On 2007-04-13 10:45, Bora Boris wrote:
What's the weather going to be like tomorrow? I'm too lazy to check?

It's 70 degrees in MIssion Viejo right now. Blue Skies slight breeze :)

G
GROG posted on Fri, Apr 13, 2007 1:07 PM

On 2007-04-13 09:00, little lost tiki wrote:
How about making some tiki art besides GROG pictures and yellow People?
Lazybones!

Oooo! Somebody got all defensive.

S
squid posted on Fri, Apr 13, 2007 2:23 PM

Anyone dealing vinyl? Squid likes his black platters.

I am.

Over 200 albums.

50+ are already in Monkeyman frames.

Ready to hang.

On 2007-04-13 14:23, squid wrote:
Anyone dealing vinyl? Squid likes his black platters.

The Toastin Traders may have a few :)

peek-a-boo!

Tons of fishing float lamps!!! I'll have new ones and "as-good-as-new" 'seconds' for sale! Stop by and see my balls!!!

and a big F-yeah! to all the goobers on this thread who will be there to!

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