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Divers Helmet Super Limited Edition ceramic, black glase w/ gold wash. EXTRAORDINARY

***** SOLD *****

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Atomikitty Coconut Monkey Proj... hey wait a minute, oops my bad.

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COCONUT MONKEY ceramic, We all agree this sugar frosted fellow is the sweetest Coconut Monkey we've ever seen. UNIQUE.

***** SOLD *****

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On 2008-12-24 19:15, hodadhank wrote:

MOAI VOLCANO BOWL ceramic, center moai w/ deep resevoir for long lasting flame. UNIQUE

Hodaddy! check your pm... :D Flip-flOp-fLipPp...

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Talipun (Skrik Style) Limited Edition, holds around 2 cups and is 7 inches tall. The farther Paul digs into native cultures to draw influence the happier I become. I love that this piece looks less like a vessel than an exotic forign fetish. Keep up the good work guys the best is yet to come!
# 4/100 ... A Spectacular Curiosity or Collection Centerpiece? You Decide!

***** SOLD *****

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The Talipun :up: is just the sweetest :) Very nice.

wow....
that last batch of munktikis are...
WOW...

Hhhhhhoooooooooddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddd!
get me that front pic of your awning
my left eye is a starting to jump!

Whoa! I totally know you guys... I swear I just closed my eyes for a catnap...

Got the Retail Crazies and owe plenty phonecalls to Babs, Kinny, Heath, Matt and Augie's folks and that's just in so cal... One of the problems with trying to do everything yourself is that it eats most of your carving time, but at least you only have one cat to blame when plans fall short.

Christmas Eve Freaky Boutiki Style

Last customer of the night nabbed a sweet MUNKTIKI volcano bowl via this thread all the way from Virginia!

Mahalo all for supporting our talented ohana of independant artists and craftspersons. We look foward to serving you in the new year.





2008's Hotcakes & Outtakes

XXX Awning Porn for Kinny. Get your pencil twitching for a change you dirty birdy!

Mission Beach neighbors move to Hawaii...

...along with this killer Triclops Marq by Erik The Red!

Amy Kam, sweet as lychee bartender of The China Inn in Pacific Beach w/ enormous discontinued MUNKTIKI coconut bowl!
(The China Inn has been given official "Mission Beach Satalite" status as a longtime favorite Tiki Freak watering hole! Great eats too!)

A Typical Shag Fan.

Go Barefoot unearths 2008's coolest mod re-print from it's vaults!

Dolly's Halloween costume...

PakaloLolita. xoxoxoxo

Tiki Lee's! A Must See in LV!

Jeez! There's just no accounting for taste...

Economy derailed my plans for a genuine audio-animatronic Shrunken Hodaddy Head fortune dispensing machine for the Boutiki a'la Shrunken Ned. I'm not kiddin'.
Maybe next year, if there isn't one of Buzzy at Tikiland by then!

My Favorite Motel in Googie Yuma!

This Cat playing at the Riviera was Pantastic!

Future tiki carvers? Current tiki lovers!

Only a matter of time before Baby Bella swaps those sandy papayas for a chainsaw like daddy!

A customer shows off his Kava bowl... oh yeah, we sell Kava

Jim Ellington, legendary So Cal surfboard maker chose little old me to photograph him for his website and promo goodies. Here's an outake from our afternoon at The Catamaran Resort in Mission Beach.

Toni just beginning the BILKO tutorial mask. BOSKO has seen images of this close to completion, was amused and quite encouraging of our tiny tutorial program. He's felt alot of Bali style biting lately & I wanted his 100% approval before making this available for purchase in 2009.

The Big Ell & Brother Heath... when you coming to carve w/ me bro? Seriously?

"And the Lord Lapis formed bunnies of the dust of the ground, and breathed into their cute twitching nostrils the hot breath of life; and bunnies became living souls." (Clay Rabbit Genesis 2:7)

Mandy gets an A+! Imagine how good she'll be at twelve...

Good work if you can get it...

Mahalo for new LTD Bob's from both Squid & Bosko!

2008 Farthest Fastest Award goes to BTC! Does that Tapa tab taste like a snozberry?

See the priceless gilded Crazy Al mug? No? Well I can see the grade for one curator's disregard for the importance of lighting scribbled on the wall beyond... F-

Brother Nick however gets an A for effort! (& Aloha Spirit!)

Drunk & Drunker: Andre Meza & The Chaz-Bot

The Marq Of True Quality: Beard hair in your varnish.

I Drink Your Milkshake! (or Toni's root beer float.)

Wreck of the VAYAat low tide.

Bob, when do I get my ORCHESTRA ROADIE t-shirt?

Uuuuugggggghhhhh Vegas Again. TGF Tiki Lee's.

Count de Money

Dave-O (Surfari Surf School)& Scotty (Wind & Sea Surfboards)

After a decade avoiding the velvet noose I have returned to my greatest calling: Confounding and irritating art critics from coast to coast.
Top of the world ma!
Keep your eye's open in 2009 for a series of double pop culture tangs beginning with Rockem' Sockem' Roratongans and the highly anticipated already controversial Tangs of Finland.

Scavenger hunt for Walt's Frozen Noodle ready, set ...

My favorite new item of 2008. Augie Marquis!

As always, The Monk bids you a New Year of Peace.

YAY Monkey!
YAY Awning Pic!
:)

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Hooray Kinny!


Local San Diego collector and raging Munkoholic Eric swoops in for Super LTD Edition MUNKTIKI divers helmet. #7/25 I think...

Score!

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Bob Loves You!

Can't believe I still have these fellas. Intrested parties may PM if interested.


Baby Bob Mai-Tai Trainer by Squid #5/100 $85.00

Mod Bob 2008 by Bosko # 19/50 $60.00

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ELLINGTON CUSTOM SURFBOARDS

Oddly enough, Mission Beach native Jim Ellington's shaping career began in 1975 on the North Shore in Tom Parrish & Steve Cranston's now legendary Lightning Bolt Surfboard shop. From the the age of seventeen he talked story with Rabbit Bartholomew, Peter Townend, Shaun Tomson, Mark Richards, Ian Cairns and more of the era's greatest surfers. All day long jim would listen to the best surfers of the era explain what they liked or didn't like about the boards they were currantly riding.

Jim would shape his own experimental prototypes based on their tough requirements and test them down on his local break at Log Cabin; mere steps away from Off The Walls and Pipeline.

Since then Jim's shaped over 15,000 surfboards, His early line of JET's (Jim Ellington Team Surfboards) are so cal collectables and his current retro fin designs are meticulously refined to fit any surfers needs with a commitment to high performance.

Jim Ellinton enjoys working with individual surfers with specific requirements to create one of a kind custom surfboards.




$500

Please PM HodadHank

Back from FLA where I met w/ some talented carvers and weavers from Andros Island as well as other fun craftspeople. I'll post some pics ASAP.

Aloha all.

As I promised/threatened at the end of '08 I'll be peppering into this thread artwork from beyond the pacific rim that you might enjoy including in your home bar. (GASP!)

Try to remember that the godfathers of tiki really couldn't have cared less if the tikis with which they decorated their restaurants and hotels were actually by indigenous native carvers or some WASP in orange county. The overall effect of transportative otherworldlyness was, in my opinion their ultimate goal.

You might explore evidence of this in photos featuring Chinese tiles, decorative Japanese sake urns and net floats or wicker furnishings from Asia Minor and the Carribean featured in the Book of Tiki. The general materials used to construct these artificial atmospheres were also of suspiciously non-Polynesian origin. I believe we can all agree there's a severe lack of African Benin, German Walnut and English Brown Oak in the Pacific and of course Donn Beach had no aversion to the Carribean even employing maps of the rum islands in his restaurants. You like rum. (I'm just trying to help connect the dots for you.)

Anyhooo... By now purists have gone off to look at some pretty tapa on another thread leaving us, the fearless, to continue our journey into the heart of the Carribean...

The artisans of Andros Island...


This is Henry, my tokayo and a startlingly acurate carver with hatchet!

You guys interested in any bamboo framed art?
I do consignment, have over 1000 images...

Mahalo
Christian
http://www.vintage-surf.com

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squid posted on Wed, Feb 4, 2009 12:18 PM

Lead us on the journey, Cap'n! We, the fringe, are ready for exploration outside the "purist" envelope. I shall enjoy some pretty tapa whilst awaiting the word to "shove off!"....

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Sorry to keep ya waitin' Squiddly my old chum.

A little more info on the artisans of Andros Island...

Discovered by the Spanish in the mid 1500's, La Isla del Espirito Santo was home to Arawak natives until British colonization in 1629. Nassau archives show the island mapped as San Andreas in 1782, most likely due to a settlement of Brits and their African Slaves from San Andreas off the Mosquito Coast of Nicaragua. Proximity to trade shipping lanes and the largest barrier reef in the northern hemisphere made Andros a an ideal pirate port for the likes of famed buccaneer Henry Morgan. The evolution to Andros may be due to successful Greek sponge traders who likened it's terrain and sweet water to a beautiful Grecian island named for Andros, son of Apollo.

Americans who sided with Britain during the Revolutionary war were granted asylum there and resettled bringing more African slaves from Florida, SC, Virginia and Georgia to establishing plantations. Even before Abolition the British Navy would "Deposit" liberated slaves on the Island. Dwelling in huts of driftwood and thatch, settlements with names like Congo Town developed into centers for hybrid culture and art.

The beauty and seclusion of Andros east coast Fresh Creek even lured Rat Packers to this unspoiled Bahamanian hideaway during the sixties where I believe Sammy Davis actually owned a villa overlooking Young Sound.

Today inhabitants enjoy art as a natural part of everyday life much like the people of Thailand and Carving, Batik and watertight baskets woven from Agave Sisal are just as important to natives income as their generational skills as seafarers, bone-fish anglers and lobster/ conch divers.

Enough with the history lesson. I hope to offer sculpture and textiles from Andros this summer. For the moment lets check out Henry's carving and some expert Sisal weaving... Oh, Sisal can also be made into beautiful jewelry.





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Mission Beach @ it's best...

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Did you kiddies think we had gone the way of Solai Bamboo? Fat Chance!
Just needed a little break to remind myself that the world is full of positive energy and beautiful people.

Witness the dramatic return of The Reverend Captain Dread Pirate Murf: AKA "Our Man in the Pacific". Here to get his sailboat ship shape before the long Heyerdahlian voyage west. For now it's Cook Island mask time!


A smoke break for Pakolololita. That moai's coming along nicely. Been using a pic of Bowana as a guide.

Check out Red as he hones his enormous log. heh heh.

You know who w/ my you know what.

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I'm finally ready to offer up the original four masks from our 2008 Tiki Tutorial Program...

TUTORIAL # 1

We begin with a traditional Marq featuring a beveled bottom perfect for wall display. 2ft tall- $80

Artists for this piece include Hodad Hank, Erik The Red, Jackhammer Cait and Little Mandy.

Show us your Andros batik.

Edit - PS missed you at the Chop.

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Tutorial # 2

This mask was nicknamed early on "The Bilko Hijack Mask" in reference to it's two main design influences, an homage if you will to Bosko Hrnjak and Billy the Crud. Bosko got a kick out of it and i'm hoping Billy will too.

Mexican fan Palm about 2ft - $80

Artists for this piece include HodadHank, Anakonia, Little Mandy and my even littler nephew Ogy.

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Tutorial # 3

This time a nice Hawaiian Traditional from a design by ETR. It's flat bottom allows for table top or wall display.

Mexican fan palm - $80

Artists for this piece include Hodad Hank, Erik the Red and Anakonia.

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Tutorial # 4

"The MEZO-MARQ"

You tell us.

Is it...

A whimsical missing link between Inca, Maya, Olmec and the island imagery of their decendants on the Marquesas, Raivaevae and Rapa Nui...

OR

A whimsical helmeted space traveler rising from a launch platform atop fire and swirling smoke bound for a voyage across the sea of night?

Either way this mixed media effigy features faux jade inlays as well as golden toothed skulls and mysterious golden glyphs recreated from authentic Yucatan stelae. Glyphs depict an aboriginal American seafarer, a jaguar & seagull and bejeweled skull.

Can stand upright or hang on a wall.

Mexican Fan Palm, mixed media 2ft - SOLD





Artists for this piece include Erik The Red & Hodad Hank.

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tooo cool for school!
you caught the flow of the glyphs in there!
and that green in there....
total hybrid of cultures
and it works!
BRAVO!

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teaKEY posted on Mon, Mar 2, 2009 5:52 AM

If I saw those in a store, I'd totally buy both on the spot. Love those last three. That Moai is great. I noticed that simple ship on there.

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teaKEY posted on Mon, Mar 2, 2009 5:53 AM

If I saw those in a store, I'd totally buy both on the spot. Love those last three. That Moai is great. I noticed that simple ship on there.

They're so cool
teaKs is sayin it twice!
:)

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HoHank, I'm REALLY Loving the store tour and being entertained by your Boutiki shots, classes, chips flying,,Peeps BUYING Tiki Stuff, Tiki Lovers having FUN, seeing COOL Tiki stuff going on, Seeing Augie with Ric & Monica (I think Augie Needs a Dresden Roadie t-shirt too, I'm sure with a name like that he'll fit right in!!:) )
Also I really wish you wouldm open another store here in South Florida and come out every few months to take care of it and relax and get into trouble. I Think we could start sumpthin!!! :) :o :P :lol:
What I'm trying to say Is i Love the store and I Love how you are rallying everyone around it and getting everyone creating for it!YepYepYeP...

Kinney, teaks and Benz,

Hodad thanks ya and so do I. It was fun working on those.

And for the finished Cook Island piece by The Reverend Captain Dread Pirate Murf...

Oh, yeah. Only have two Primo button up shirts left.

The beer is not for sale. :wink:


http://www.greyhoundog.org


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On 2009-03-10 19:49, Mr. NoNaMe wrote:
Kinney, teaks and Benz,

Hodad thanks ya and so do I. It was fun working on those.

And for the finished Cook Island piece by The Reverend Captain Dread Pirate Murf...

Oh, yeah. Only have two Primo button up shirts left.

The beer is not for sale. :wink:


http://www.greyhoundog.org


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I think that last mask is actually based on a Mexican wrestling design! Very cool all!

On 2009-03-07 17:17, Benzart wrote:
I really wish you would open another store here in South Florida and come out every few months to take care of it and relax and get into trouble. I Think we could start sumpthin!!! :) :o :P :lol:

My next trip down we shall definately have to discuss it over a virgin mai tai or two. Can you work a cash register and make proper change? BTW one of my new years resolutions along with giving up anger and cigars was to carve every single scrap of wood you sent me last year by new years eve 2010. Here's the start along with some of those action shots you dig. Ben, you are a Master and I merely a disciple. My students, in turn, are yours, and I pass along whatever knowledge you have shared with enduring gratitude. Mahalo nui loa.

This little fella's going to England...

A nice chunk of Benz Koa should make a cute hybrid Tang/Marq paperweight!

My only three shipwreck teak Hawaiians w/ the two new Tangs (Fret not FreddieBallsomic, that biggest Hawaiian still has your name on it. I only just found and finished him!)

Anakonia & R.C.D.P. Murf

Anakonia's Aloha mask

Surfboard guru Jim Ellinton try's his shaping skills on some mysterious "stinkwood". Have no idea what "stinkwood" is or why it smells so bad when freshly cut, but if trimmers drop 'em we'll carve 'em!

More mystery wood.

Anakonia begins a giant Hawaiian fork and knife. She's also a great Hula dancer. catch her next Hula Show, St Patty’s Day Eve, Monday 6pm, March 16th @ Kaisen Sushi in Oceanside. No Cover Charge. contact [email protected] for more details.

The Munk takes a break from rolling in sawdust to play with her giant squeeky edamame.

More fun soon...

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I'm with Benz for the florida store, this could afford the luck to see an awesome store and 2 fantastic carvers at the same time (Benz and you). And what about a Freaky Boutiki in Paris, I know you speak french :wink: ?

Benjamin.

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Mais oui! Et naturellement vous connaissez des croissants d'amour d'I et de petites moustaches! LOL! Peut-être une Bizarre Boutique Parisienne serait juste la chose pour ma crise de Moyen Âge.

Connaissez-vous quelques assez filles françaises qui comme des hommes plus âgés ?

Merci de l'arrêt par le fil que j'apprécie toujours l'audition de vous Benella. -HH

All lookin' great Hodaddy!! No frettin' here, brotha,,,,just stoked~ :D

Hi Freddie! Scroll down to see your finished Hawaiian!

New & old goodies taking shape as we gear up for summer.

After a couple years of lying in the sunny spot by the curb Monkey finally decides pitch in... lookit her go Kinny!




...now ready for local surfboard legend Jim Ellington to work his super fast draw blade magic!

Always a welcome visitor our buddy Heath stops by for a chop.

Pakolololita taking her time with another perfect moai. Shag Inspired.

The Reverend Captain Dread Pirate Murf (aka Our Man In The Pacific) shows off his Night Of The Tiki homage tryptic. The Shag Tang is unfinished.

Anakonia finally gets a break from running the shop to finish up her latest Aloha mask.


I've been as busy too finishing up old projects sidelined by life and some recent welcome commissions. This little Shipwreck teak Hawaiian is promissed to a very patient TCer. :roll:


My Maori box finally finished w/ abalone eyes & red interior. See Ben I didn't throw it in the lagoon after all. :)



A Koa Tang/Marq hybrid from the Benz scrap wood box...



We've been invited by Primo Beer to participate in some upcomming promotions so I decided to dress up our Burros a la Maori fern patterns & Hawaiian tapa. Here I'm getting ready to start a 3.5 foot Mellow Moai commissioned By Guava Beach Bar & Grille.

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YOU SHAVED HANK!

glad monkey's lending a hand!
that maori box is a Beaut!
you kids have soooo much fun there!
I wanna come visit and play!

shave that thang!

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You shaved ? After all this time ? You still look fine :wink:

The koa looks perfect, the hawaiian looks perfect, the box is a perfect labor of love, the Heath piece is perfect, everything looks perfect.. Oh my God ! Everything's O.K in this place !

Benjamin.

Mahalo friends, Haven't been posting in a while. lots of drama in my life interfeing w/ what's important.: Living Aloha!

Our friend & publisher of Tiki Magazine models his Go Barefoot. Still have sizes in this shirt and am having a spring cleaning sale with aloha's twenty five percent off regular price. Lemme know if you see anything you can't live without!


I should have had Toni sit on Nick's shoulders for a Master Blaster effect but this will have to do.

Happy Anniversary to us!

Hard to believe we used to sell fresh off the presses copies of Otto's Tiki News and hot out of the kiln Bosko drunken Moais to those adventurous enough to comb the SoCal beaches looking for our legendary store even then... that Reggae superstar Eek-A-Mouse lived next door and used to sweep our sidewalks to keep them free of duppys while singing about us "Freak Factory biddy biddy-bing! Hodaddy-diddy-diddy-dong"...that Spielberg's Dreamworks would hire my dear departed dog Spot to be in the Cameron Crowe film Almost Famous... that the cast of MTV's REAL WORLD and Adam Sandler's buddies would reeeeaaally like our smoke shop... that you might bump into other Hollywood types like Michael Keaton, Faruza Balk or Luis Guzman hovering around the poster and tee shirt racks or that musicians like Ike Turner, The Thrills or the David Nelson Band have enjoyed rapping with us over the receding years...

Tempus Fugit, eh?

Peace, Love & Tikis.

Anyhoo...

10th Anniversapaloosa Tees are being printed not 50 yards from me as I type this so if you're part of our history too and are interested in telling the world what a tiki freak you truely are then PM me pronto with your desired size.

$20 + shipping to anywhere in the wide wide world.

These limited first editions will be printed on a soft moss green 100% cotton tee featuring our famous full color Freaky Boutiki logo on the back and Mission Beach California over the heart where it belongs.

Dig it. As modeled by The Reverend Captain Dread Pirate Murf (aka "Our Man In The Pacific").

Mahalo for the last ten years and mahalo nui loa in advance for the next ten.

  • Hodaddy

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Aloha all!

Today's our official tenth so I wanted to thank those who requested comemorative tee's. They are set aside for you. Only a small amount will have 10th Anniversary printed on them and PM's get first served.

I've been going though some turmoil in my personal life and have not been the busy poster of yore. Forgive.

Nevertheless we've still got plenty of tiki goodies for you including a fresh baked shippment of MUNKTIKIs for our famous MUNKTANK on the way. We'll be representing Paul & Stuckie as the OFFICIAL MUNKTIKI DISTRIBUTOR for southern California @ Oasis so be sure to see what rarities the boys from Pacific Grove will unearth for your pleasure.

Here's to the next ten.

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Congrats, Hank! Ten years ain't easy. See you at the lagoon chop!

JT

Happy Anniversary Hank!!!!
Put me down for a 10er Tee.
-Johnny

Anniversapaloosa Sale-abration (oy!) begins with a solemn moment by our in-store memorial to remember those we've lost along the way. The smoke carries our thoughts to the other side where they wait and watch. WYWH Ashley. You would have loved this. XO

...Now with the sound of the Mystery Gong (a mystery cause we've no idea where we got it!)...

...begins a traffic stopping hula show featuring Kailani, Freaky Boutiki manager Toni, and Samoan master carver Foi Mo's cute niece Jenny!

Fun 4 all.

Drew quite a crowd and almost caused a few fender benders... a treat for our neighbors, customers and passers by alike!

Kailani!
(Hire Kailani's Wahines for Luaus, Birthdays, Reuinions, Weddings or any occasion where beautiful elegant Polynesian dancers in coconut bras and grass skirts would just kick things up a notch. (760) 889 1984. Tell her Hodaddy sent ya!)

Toni, Kailani & Jenny

Toni

Toni, Jenny & Kailani

Toni, Jenny & Kailani

Toni & Jenny

Toni & Jenny

Jenny, Toni, Little Lilly, Collen & Kailani

Jenny, Red & Trish, Toni & Kailani

Kailani

Kailani & Toni

Jenny, TRDCMurf(akaOMITP), Toni, Hodaddy & Kainiani

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Shenannigans. That's muralist Robert Tobin in the background.

The current skeleton crew. And then there were three...
First to PM me with the name and year of the classic rock album cover we were imitating in this photo gets a free Tenth Anniversapaloosa Tee!

TRDCM(akaOMITP) repairs a hatch. Oh yeah, we do boat repair.

My best student!

Holy crap! Look at those tapa carvings! Jeez. This Toni Marq is finished now and for sale!
ONLY $ 120





Hi Hank,how abouy Crosby Stills and Nash...1969?

On 2009-06-07 14:26, kustomtiki wrote:
Hi Hank,how abouy Crosby Stills and Nash...1969?

Ding Ding Ding!!! You R correct sir!

Congrats Kustom!

That was fun and we are drunk so here's another low budget Classic shlock album cover. Be the first to reply with the correct Band, title and year of release and win yerself a sport new Freaky Boutiki Anniversapaloosa Tee.

Ready? Steady. Go!

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