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GROG posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 1:31 PM

GROG guess you haven't dated enough musicians to realize they're all deadbeats.

Oops! Sorry Squid! :P

[ Edited by: grog 2007-03-22 17:54 ]

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Grog , I had a stressful day which got worse when I got home to deal with teenager drama . I finally got a chance to log on and I about fell out off my stool when I saw your photo enhancement . Im at a loss because I dont do photoshop . But I am friends with a lil Wahine that can be devious. Help me Jen ! And I didnt know Grog was a little shorter than a 4' Moai .

TM

On 2007-03-22 12:51, lil wahine wrote:
you guys are all nuts!! i love it..it's great! and thanks ray for introducing me to all of these wonderful and interesting people and for teaching me so much :wink: this show's gonna be a blast..especially with our new band..man that lead singer is lookin hot i'm gonna have to get a cocktail with him :wink:

Yes, all the ladies seem to like Pat "palika" Enos, the lead singer of our band the Smokin' Menehunes-sorry gals, he IS married!

Pat was one of the original Hawaiian beach boys during the 50's and 60's, and basically hung out at the beach all day seducing lonely tourist girls from the mainland. Now, he is retired and focuses only on playing the Uke all day, and teaching private lessons for Ju-Jitsu and Lua, the Hawaiian art of bone breaking. He uses me as a practice dummy pretty much all the time these days......

Oh, wait, you were talking about the OTHER band?

haha...you got it "king punani" is a hottie :wink:

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GROG posted on Fri, Mar 23, 2007 8:46 AM

Not to worry Grog , thats 2 coats of "Man O War" spar var on there to protect the finish .Ill just hose it off .You sure drink a lot of water though !

BUMP!

BUMP!

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Ack!!!! I can't get to the next page!!!!

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Here, let me help you...

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Damn...maybe this time with the sig...

You guys sure have a lot of free time!!!! With Squid taking up bandwith and Grog peeing on everything!!!! All I have to say is:

WooooooHooooOOOOOooooooo!!!!!

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Here guys ,now try to stay focused.I hope he dosent piss on her .

Looks like there's a new line for Grog, "The Pee Line". You can get on it by calling 1-800-pee-line. Not one I want to be on!!

Better yet,

http://www.pee-fetish.com

I'm guessing this is why he shaves his head?

You're all a bunch of wacky sicko's!!

Rock on!

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GROG posted on Sat, Mar 24, 2007 3:20 AM

GROG been hanging around Kirby too much.

On 2007-03-23 18:10, TIKI-RAY wrote:
Here guys ,now try to stay focused.I hope he dosent piss on her .

Thank you.

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GROG posted on Sat, Mar 24, 2007 1:21 PM

GROG would never piss on a beautiful piece of art.

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Very Very bad Grog!! No Calamari for you for a month!

I think it's about time we EXTINGUISH
GROG's habit of peeing on works of art
and other objects! So I hired the infamous
pee-boy brother statues,some dumb ugly Caveman and Rocky the Flying Squirrel's cousin Ralphie to take care of Business!
This should Learn him! :lol:

Time to get this thread back on track!

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GROG posted on Tue, Mar 27, 2007 9:54 AM

Alright, GROG will leave the peeing to Kirby. But, GROG's bowels are feeling a bit full .... OH NO!GROG out of toilet paper!! Oh well, things turned out OK, GROG found some sketches by Ruzic.

I loves Artistic Collaborations!!!
Let's sell 'em on eBay! :)

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Why is Grog peeing on Grog

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squid posted on Tue, Mar 27, 2007 8:01 PM

You guys have gone way off topic once again. (What a shocker!) Remember, it's a pinup themed show, right?
And we don't want exclude the female customers from all the action, now do we? So for all you ladies: Bring those dollar bills 'cause Tiki Ray has booked SoCal's hottest caveman and nastiest Neanderthal boy toy...

EL GROG!!

OMG!What have you done Squid ?Lets get back on track again .

EL GROG! :lol:
I think you started something Squid!
Sorry Ray, but this is not off-topic...
I heard these gals were gonna fly in
for a Special Performance that Evening!!!
One of their acts involves pee-pee!

OH
MY
GOD!
:o

...and I thought ONE GROG was bad!
that's like a bad car wreck, you don't want to look, but can't turn away, until you hurl!
:lol:
K.

On 2007-03-27 12:57, teaKEY wrote:
Why is Grog peeing on Grog

better yet, HOW is GROG peeing on GROG??
:lol:
K.

On 2007-03-27 20:01, squid wrote:
You guys have gone way off topic once again. (What a shocker!) Remember, it's a pinup themed show, right?
And we don't want exclude the female customers from all the action, now do we? So for all you ladies: Bring those dollar bills 'cause Tiki Ray has booked SoCal's hottest caveman and nastiest Neanderthal boy toy...

EL GROG!!

Thanks for rememberin' us wimmins, Squeed! I noticed EL GROG has been flying under the radar for a while...glad to see he's still performing! Even if it is with the same costume...
:wink:
K.

Reminds me of that Scary Chidren Catcher
in "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
Speaking of GROG's performance...
I heard it's reeeeeeeeeal Chitty! :lol:

C

...Now I know why El Grog was peeing every where, he was stressed by all those squirrels, and stuff! I claim all the calamari for myself, niam niam!

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I have big news from below the equator .I was just sent a message by courier pidgeon that Clarita has sent her fabulous tiki candles on a trip to North America to a town called Rancho Cucamonga, California .
I am told they will travel by raft up the Pacific coast where they will be spotted by seaplane near the Panama Canal.A small fishing charter shall intercept them and be brought to land . They will then be packed in ice and banana leaves and travel to the USA by burros up the Pacific Crest Trail .She knows how much you tikiphiles ache for one of your own and she goes to great lengths to deliver .Ill let you know when they arrive as soon as possible. Tiki-Ray

Make way!!! Nurse coming through...."now Grog, give me that bottle of diuretics....how on earth do you ever expect your Viagra to work if you are pissed off all the time!!!" :D

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I gotta keep posting these to keep away the evil Grog spirits . Heres another .

here's a couple cute ones by elvgren :wink:

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kirby posted on Thu, Apr 5, 2007 6:57 PM

I just wanted to let you guys now I was asked to do the official TTPP event pendent and here it is. It will be a limited run of 50 or 100 all numbered and signed,hand cast and painted by yours truly. They will be available only at the event,unless they dont sell out...If you cant make the event but would like to be on the list for any extras I will be happy to send you one if there are any left after the show, but no promisis...the price will be about $20 each...see you at the show..mahalo...kirby

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Kirby you have done a great job with this pendant. It really nice.

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Oh my God! Im in Vegas now at Viva Las Vegas and this place is a madhouse . Ive seen so many pinup models cruising around and checking out my pieces.All of them are asking about the TTPP show and grabbing flyers from me to pass out to friends . If all goes as they say , Im in trouble . Looks like too many people are looking forward to this gig .Even Atomikitty grabbed some before we closed last night . Well I got to get ready for day two of the event .
Special thanks to KIRBY for the work on that necklace he made for the event . I hear he spent hours looking at live models just get it right . What dedication !Lets all stand and applaud him (clap, clap, clap).....

TM

Me, I am getting pretty excited about this show! Sounds like its going to be a good chance to see a lot of cool creations, and meet a lot of cool people!

The pin-up girls will be pretty easy on the eyes, too!

My band intends to bring all of you to Waikiki, circa 1961 with our special authentic Hawaiian swing!

We got SQUID on the drums, and if you have not heard this guy play, prepare to get blown away! He is like Neil Peart mixed with Shelley Manne....absolutely outstanding! We have jammmed with him before. The first time was at the Tiki Terror's exhibit in Encino, and most recently at the Catalina kitchen.

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GROG posted on Fri, Apr 6, 2007 2:08 PM

How can he be an awesome sculptor AND an awesome drummer???? That's TOO much talent for one guy.

TM

I don't know how he does it either. But the first time he set up and played with us, he did not know the songs.

Did'nt seem to matter. He played everything like he was making a record. The perfect splash here, the awesome crash there. It was like watching a zen master dropped in a barrel full of live eels.

The guy is just scary good.

I was watching him switch from sticks to mallets for the radical cymbal role, almost at the speed of light. I kept on hearing these funny sound effects, whistles, gongs, what-not..I even thought I was hearing Indonesian gamelans at one point.

I actually want to have his babies. Little squids, I guess.

TM

Maybe I could have Ben's babies too?

Little Lucas Bamboos!

Hey, "Lucas Bamboo", sounds like a chinese-hawaiian martial arts star from the 70's!

H

Sounds like Dirk Digler. :)

TM

No, that would be Squid Chest Rockwell Brock Landers Floyd Condoli Jack Horner III. The Colonel.

InnaTikiTikiTikiTikiTikirrrrrrrroooooommmmmmm!!!!!!

Bid riggin bruddah!

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Hey gang , I just wanted to post that Claritas Candles are at my house and they are better looking in person than online . This girl is truly amazing .All I have is a boxfull so if you want one you better get one as soon as you get there ,then go buy a drink .Once they are gone ,Ill be waiting for another shipment . All money goes straight to the artist .Im not getting a dime . I think you guys will flip when you see them and this is the first time they are being sold in the USA . Tiki-Ray

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Thanks TIKI-RAY you are a great friend! I can't thank you enough for helping me show my stuff there! I'm very happy about all this :D!
Hope you all like them! and if you get one, post me pictures of them in their new house with their new friends, Please! (if it isn't to much to ask) and from the event too PLEASE! :)


Tiki Candle Maker

[ Edited by: Clarita 2007-04-10 13:45 ]

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2 weeks to go and were getting a little nervous.Lil Wahine and I are being bombarded with messages on myspace about people excited about the event .We keep saying to each other , "Thats too many "!All I can say is get there early so you guarantee an entrance .Or you can wait in line to get in .Just dont throw me under the bus if there is a line .
Im blessed by being surrounded by some amazing artists and incredible photographers who feature old 40's and 50's style pinup art like your Dad had on his calenders in his garage .For a taste of what you will be seeing , go to shannonbrookeimagery.com and look around . She is also the photographer for West Coast Choppers . Oh yeah , we will also have many of the models signing their pics too .Come and enjoy yourself . We are quite excited to bring this to you , Ray

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Lil wahine and I are headed to the parking lot sale . Hope to see you all there .There are some amazing artists there . Im trying to expose her to all their art styles .

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