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LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Wed, Sep 23, 2009 1:03 PM Bill... I think LOL's question was WELL answered! there are a number of possible answers to why that fly was buzzing around LOL's ear... He liked his smell he likes wisterias he lives there and was protecting the wife and kids (don't worry,tho! Their lifespan is 15 to 30 days...) He DOES NOT like Rollo... 5)It's not a fly at all...but an insect robot surveillance ('micro air vehicles' (MAVs))machine utilizing Biomimetics... sheesh! These days even FREE advice is critiqued! :lol: Tell you what, Bill! Let's ask LOL if his question has been satisfactorily answered... LOLTiki...What say you? Jason-I figured You'd love me for my brain and Dannelle loves me for my looks ! (and smokebreaks!) :lol: HLOD! :)
CAA Chip and Andy Member Corner table, Molokai Lounge, Mai-Kai. Joined: Jul 13, 2004 Posts: 2277	CAA Chip and Andy Posted posted on Thu, Sep 24, 2009 4:51 AM Dear little lost tiki.... When I wear my Lavalava in public people tend to point and stare. When the Samoan guy on the next block wears his Lavalava in public people tend not to point and stare, some even go so far as to cross to the other side of the street to keep from pointing and staring. Does this mean that I have ugly legs or something?
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Thu, Sep 24, 2009 7:50 AM my Dearest Chip and Andy... define " or something".... Upon receiving this information a clearer answer can be concocted... Thank you :)
W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Thu, Sep 24, 2009 1:26 PM Dear Liloti, Who's peekin' out from under a stairway calling a name that's lighter than air? Who's bending down to give me a rainbow? Who's tripping down the streets of the city smilin' at everybody she sees? Who's reachin' out to capture a moment? Thanking you in advance, woofmutt
G GROG Grand Member (1 year) Tujunga Joined: Jun 21, 2006 Posts: 7544	G GROG Posted posted on Thu, Sep 24, 2009 1:33 PM Woofy, does this person happen to have stormy eyes?
OGR Or Got Rum? Tiki Socialite Wisconsin Joined: Jul 29, 2009 Posts: 726	OGR Or Got Rum? Posted posted on Thu, Sep 24, 2009 1:45 PM If everyone knows, how come I don't???
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Thu, Sep 24, 2009 1:53 PM Woof..... Everyone knows it's Windy! sheesh!
W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Sat, Sep 26, 2009 9:44 AM Dear Liloti, I recently ate at Dairy Queen and the food was right down there with McDonald's. As I was making plans to never eat at Dairy Queen again I thought how Dairy Queen, like McDonald's, advertises all the frickin' time and I realized they must have to do all the advertising because the food really sucks. So I see all these really swell posters for various past Califusa events. In this case I know that the products don't suck but are theses events really as incredible as the posters imply? Or is it just a few talented, long in the tooth drunks making more justifications to drink? -wfmtt-
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Sat, Sep 26, 2009 9:58 AM On 2009-09-26 09:44, Ralphmutt wrote: Dear Liloti, I recently ate at Dairy Queen and the food was right down there with McDonald's. As I was making plans to never eat at Dairy Queen again I thought how Dairy Queen, like McDonald's, advertises all the frickin' time and I realized they must have to do all the advertising because the food really sucks. So I see all these really swell posters for various past Califusa events. In this case I know that the products don't suck but are theses events really as incredible as the posters imply? Or is it just a few talented, long in the tooth drunks making more justifications to drink? -rlphmtt- Ralphmutt....great question! DQ and Mickee-Dee HAVE to advertise in order to sell their genetically modified,embalmed "food" products.. They have a mandate in the UN to de-evolve us as a species... A shift to a controlled genetically modified,embalmed and re-packaged product for consumption has already crept into our supermarket.. Just as lawyers and shills rally to remove "organically grown" and "RGBH free" from labels in our stores or at least to lobby to change those definitions to include their franken-food products.... but i digress.... start again..... Ralphmutt....great question! I'm afraid the answer is.. b)just a few talented, long in the tooth drunks making more justifications to drink? theses events are never as incredible as the posters imply... I mean...Come on! Midget Clowns...Petting Zoos...Free Puppies....Hobo Villages...Ninja Kid Brothers... Those are tough fictional acts to follow at any event... Plus.... Have you seen or met a lot of these people at these events? Here's a Progressive Word Answer! One Word.... meh. Two Words.. Don't Bother! :lol: Three Words... Better on Paper! Four Words... Don't Believe the Hype! One question for you.... Did you have a Peanut Buster Parfait? mmmmmmm! :)
RH Robb Hamel Member Ohio Joined: Mar 07, 2008 Posts: 1013	RH Robb Hamel Posted posted on Tue, Sep 29, 2009 4:01 PM LLT: Were the Luminists really a seperate movement or were they just Hudson River School? On a thematically connected note... Do bicycling purists who will only call their seats "saddles" have their pinkies way too high or what? Thanks, these questions have been keeping up all night.
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Mon, Oct 5, 2009 1:42 PM Six Days ago Robb Hamel wondered .... LLT: Were the Luminists really a seperate movement or were they just Hudson River School? Well Robb... They pretty much were a part of the Hudson River School but,being Luminists...they were a few shades BRIGHTER than most of the members of that movement.. :lol: As if that weren't enough.... Robb Hamel also wondered .... On a thematically connected note... Do bicycling purists who will only call their seats "saddles" have their pinkies way too high or what? pinkies too high... Bicycling Purists.....there's nothing i can say more about that group of folks Except to say that i usually don't Brake for them... Worry not about those sprocket-headed lycra wearing saddle humpers and continue on your course towards your Black Velvet destiny! :)
ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Tiki Socialite Costa Misery Joined: Jul 19, 2009 Posts: 7118	ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Posted posted on Tue, Oct 6, 2009 12:13 AM Why would a Theocracy need an Atomic bomb ?
ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Tiki Socialite Costa Misery Joined: Jul 19, 2009 Posts: 7118	ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Posted posted on Tue, Oct 6, 2009 12:17 AM Who invented liquid soap? and why?
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Tue, Oct 6, 2009 8:39 AM Whoa! Whoa! One question at a time lil' fellar! :) On 2009-10-06 00:13, Atomic Tiki Punk pondered: Why would a Theocracy need an Atomic bomb ? Why would a Plutocracy need an Atomic Bomb? Why would anyone need one? I imagine for a Theocracy.... (i won't mention actual countries or types of faith as per Tiki Central policy of avoiding these subjects...) 1)that sometimes their god is on his own schedule and they get a little impatient... 2)Perhaps they view their god as not doing enough for their country or cause... 3)Maybe they think he is not as powerful as he says... 4)or perhaps they just want MORE power like most leaders and countries... 5)or maybe they just like to Blowedthingsup... Humans are a mystery.... On 2009-10-06 00:17, Atomic Tiki Punk mulled over in his head: Who invented liquid soap? and why? That's easy! Liquid Soap was invented by Hendrik Willem Brouwer of Holland, working for Lever Brothers. He received patent number US4065398... it was introduced to the general public in 1980... Why did he do it? Because Bars of Soap are only good for washing out the dirty mouths of little children who swear or sass back... wow! That just brought back BIG memories of me dear ol' mum grinding Irish Spring over my teeth after some infraction... Seriously... Lever Brothers realized they could increase sales and profits due to the convenience of a soap that could be dispensed easily in a public place like public restrooms It's a waaaaaaay better alternative than providing a community bar of soap (ie:washing your hands with a bar of soap covered with some stranger's dirt and poopy germs) and as an alternative to powdered soap... (often likened to washing your hands with Comet,Kitty Litter,or those hard white powdered cookies your gramma made..) Well,i hope that answered your questions! Now go wash your hands!!!
M mudbone Member michigan Joined: Nov 12, 2008 Posts: 166	M mudbone Posted posted on Thu, Oct 8, 2009 12:05 PM Hey LLT I have two questions today. there's a post on here where some guy trying to sell Tiki MUG INSURANCE. Seriously would you buy insurance from a guy named Bongo Bungalow ? No 2. What kind of surprise does the 10,000 member of Tiki Central get,4 weeks polynesain vacation,life time supply of tiki mugs from Crazy Al, what does he get,what?
ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Tiki Socialite Costa Misery Joined: Jul 19, 2009 Posts: 7118	ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Posted posted on Sat, Oct 10, 2009 1:38 PM Hey Kinny, How can you tell Pod People from those not taken over by them.
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Mon, Oct 12, 2009 8:42 AM On 2009-10-08 12:05, mudbone ranted: Hey LLT I have two questions today. there's a post on here where some guy trying to sell Tiki MUG INSURANCE. Seriously would you buy insurance from a guy named Bongo Bungalow ? Good Question mudbone... (I'm just saying that to appear courteous) before you totally dismiss this offer have a look at his rates and credentials and maybe check to see if he's fully licensed in your and his state... If not... get that putty stuff for your mugs.... Or,may i suggest... you but paintings for your walls instead of mugs...harder for them to shake off the wall than a mug on a shelf.... No 2. What kind of surprise does the 10,000 member of Tiki Central get,4 weeks polynesain vacation,life time supply of tiki mugs from Crazy Al, what does he get,what? toolate..... the number is now 10002 kind of a Y2K situation.... nothing happened.. of course, if the 10000th member announce that fact at any event i imagine SOMEBODY might buy them a drink.... On 2009-10-10 13:38, Atomic Tiki Punk stated: Hey Kinny, How can you tell Pod People from those not taken over by them. Atomic Tiki Punk that question is too easy to answer,Sir! Pod People look and act exactly like all of US except for one small detail... When asking a question online they will often forget to use a question mark..... hmmmmmm
A AlienTiki Member MAUI No Ka'oi Joined: Jul 08, 2005 Posts: 424	A AlienTiki Posted posted on Mon, Oct 12, 2009 1:17 PM I deleted the previous question and have one that's way more important. "Ginger or Mary Ann?" [ Edited by: AlienTiki 2009-10-12 23:23 ]
ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Tiki Socialite Costa Misery Joined: Jul 19, 2009 Posts: 7118	ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Posted posted on Mon, Oct 12, 2009 1:42 PM It looks like you got me Kinny, but you will have to sleep sometime..........just close your eyes, just for a moment....yes... Sleep......you won't feel a thing......sleep...
LL Limbo Lizard Tiki Socialite Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas Joined: Aug 24, 2006 Posts: 788	LL Limbo Lizard Posted posted on Mon, Oct 12, 2009 5:15 PM Dear LLT, It has been said, recently, that some people ask you some just plain stupid questions. But, even as a child, I was always taught that the only truly stupid question is the one that you fail to ask. So, is that really true? Or was that just another of Granny's big, fat lies? [ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2009-10-12 17:16 ]
CH cheeky half Member Tucson, AZ Joined: Nov 22, 2002 Posts: 801	CH cheeky half Posted posted on Mon, Oct 12, 2009 7:42 PM Dear LLT, Sabu and Mr cheeky half hit the yard sales last weekend and found these vintage chain glasses. They seem like a great option for freeing up one's hands but it did beg the question classy or trashy? What do you think? Here's a closeup of them so you can make an informed verdict. Cheers! cheeky
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Tue, Oct 13, 2009 8:05 AM On 2009-10-12 13:17, AlienTiki rambled: * I deleted the previous question and have one that's way more important. "Ginger or Mary Ann?" Much Better Question there,AlienTiki! But one of those unanswerable questions... Both were smoking hot back in the day! Ginger had her sultry sexy way and Mary Ann had her innocent girl-next-door personality... I would have to go with Mary Ann.. She was more down-to-earth Ginger would leave the VERY minute a better looking actor walked by.... Mary Ann would stick by your side thru the years... PLUS.... Didn't she get busted for pot a few years back? That should make her even COOLER a choice! A girl-next-door....who's HOLDING! :lol: Thanks for the question! On 2009-10-12 17:15, Limbo Lizard cogitated: Dear LLT, It has been said, recently, that some people ask you some just plain stupid questions. But, even as a child, I was always taught that the only truly stupid question is the one that you fail to ask. So, is that really true? Or was that just another of Granny's big, fat lies? Well Limbo Lizard.... That was a ploy by your Granny to keep from discouraging your inquisitive nature.... Sounds like dear old Granny was pulling the wool over your eyes a LOT! OF COURSE there are stupid questions! Plenty of them! These are usually asked by individuals who Were coddled and encouraged by their elders to ask questions all the time and were never told about the statute of limitations on dumb questions They were told to SHUTUP when they were young and find NOW is the time to ask their inane questions.... They ask said stupid questions,not to learn and better themselves but to confuse,annoy,and distract... So,Yes! There really ARE stupid questions... In fact, within this VERY thread there are quite a few! Thanks for the visit! On 2009-10-12 19:42, cheeky half ruminated: Dear LLT, Sabu and Mr cheeky half hit the yard sales last weekend and found these vintage chain glasses. They seem like a great option for freeing up one's hands but it did beg the question classy or trashy? What do you think? Cheers! cheeky Aloha CheekyHalf! Thanks for the POP-IN! These chain glasses can be very CLASSY IF (I'll say it again) IF you can saunter around a party without spilling the contents on everyone... Which doesn't seem very likely and spilling drinks is just plain TRASHY! I guess it's more about the individual sporting them.... If it's the cheekys or Sabu then i would have to say CLASSY because Tim is sooooo smooth he would never spill a drink! For all of us clumsy OTHERS may i suggest the Chain SIPPY CUP? Tried and True by babies all over the globe.... Thanks again for such an intriguing question! :)
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Tue, Oct 13, 2009 8:05 AM On 2009-10-13 8:06, little lost tiki brooded: * Why did i get a double-post? [ Edited by: little lost tiki 2009-10-13 08:08 ]
D drgoat456 Member Tucson Joined: May 28, 2008 Posts: 505	D drgoat456 Posted posted on Tue, Oct 13, 2009 9:32 AM Little Lost, I was posting in General about this, so I'll just ask you. Why do people hate hippies so much, these days? I was never one, but I was a teen in the '60s, had long hair & smoked weed. Never knew but one or two 'real' hippies, they weren't too bad. Even shared drinks with one in the Kon Tiki here in Tucson back in those days. So what gives, were we taught to hate hippies by some group that hated them? Ciao
ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Tiki Socialite Costa Misery Joined: Jul 19, 2009 Posts: 7118	ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Posted posted on Wed, Oct 14, 2009 1:52 AM In my opinion the worst written song ever is "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner What is the worst written Song?
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Wed, Oct 14, 2009 8:27 AM On 2009-10-13 09:32, drgoat456 contemplated: Little Lost, I was posting in General about this, so I'll just ask you. Why do people hate hippies so much, these days? I was never one, but I was a teen in the '60s, had long hair & smoked weed. Never knew but one or two 'real' hippies, they weren't too bad. Even shared drinks with one in the Kon Tiki here in Tucson back in those days. So what gives, were we taught to hate hippies by some group that hated them? Ciao Great Question drgoat456! Thank you for giving this thread the opportunity to unfold yet another rant... There are many reasons here are a few (note... this is purely the opinion of the spokesman not the sponsor or the audience or the advertisers) First off, 95% of people identified as hippies....aren't.. They buy their clothes at may Co. and eat at hip cafes and imagine themselves tearing down the MAN by drinking coffee at Dietrich's instead of StarBucks.... back in the day... Hippies just did their own thing.. Mistake One for the future conception of hippies YOU MAY DO YOUR OWN THING as long as you stay within the decent limits of mainstream society... STRIKE ONE! back in the day... Hippies formed collectives,co-ops.. They grew their own food and recreational merriment They cared for their own animals built their own homes made their own clothes and ....GASP! bartered for product.... Mistake Two for the future conception of hippies YOU MAY ONLY PURCHASE ITEMS NOT CREATE THEM Stick within the Corporate parameters We have a Government to Bloat! STRIIKE TWO! back in the day Hippies spoke out against injustice in society in our nation in our institutions in our neighborhoods and viewed a more Spiritual pathway for society to evolve towards Mistake Three for the future conception of hippies YOU MAY COMMUNICATE DISSENT but not too loudly We got a good thing going up here and wouldn't want no crazy longhairs to muss it up... STRIKE THREE! But Wait! There's More! (you can get 4 extra SHAM-WOWS for......) The whole Sixties Revolution also brought about new attitudes towards sex and drugs and these factors changed our musical landscape.. Three things that bring about polarization... STRIKE FOUR! the hair and "natural" style of the hippies also threatened Middle American perceptions of fashion and flirting Why date a guy with a flattop when you can have a man who would LOVE you to comb his hair all night! :lol: STRIKE FOUR! I could go on and on with answers,but the bottom line is this.. Every group has its bad apples... it's just that The MAN raises these individuals on a pedestal for all to see AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WHOLE GROUP... By besmirching a Group Certain attributes/attitudes of that group will be discounted immediately and on the surface... and the MAN will continue Business as Usual.... Don't mess with the status quo the groups that hated them (ie: Conservatives/Military Hawks/Federal,Executive,Legislative branches of gov,/Corporate America) smeared them shone the spotlight on the bad apples and redirected profits back to them.. (ie: fashion "revivals") Today, Corporate America LOVES the Hippies but in secret and in a more homogenized appearance... By doing this, they quelled dissent for a good number of years until they could perfect Sonic Weapons microwave weaponry Tazers Pepper Spray Riot Gear Designated Protest Areas You get it? Thru a Smear Campaign against Hippies they turned us all against our Right to Freedom of Expression of Dissent Just long enough to build the tools so dissent will no longer be a threat to the MAN! Hippies showed us a way out Showed us facts like for instance....the Federal Reserve is not a Federal Institution not a CENT of our Federal tax pays for the services we believe they do (schools/freeways/fire dept/police/etc.) those are all taxes PLACED on things,like gas/property/etc.. Our Federal tax simply helps pay off the INTEREST on our debt... the MAN doesn't want you to know these things but Hippies did so they were given to the Corporate media and they dumbed it down into little bits we could undrstand and blindly accept... and that's why and who and how the hippies are frowned upon... I hope that answered your question! :)
M MadDogMike Grand Member (8 years) The Anvil of the Sun Joined: Mar 30, 2008 Posts: 11015	M MadDogMike Posted posted on Wed, Oct 14, 2009 8:36 AM Dear Kinny, Do you ever think that you think too much? :D Signed Wondering in the Desert
D drgoat456 Member Tucson Joined: May 28, 2008 Posts: 505	D drgoat456 Posted posted on Wed, Oct 14, 2009 9:49 AM You get it? Thru a Smear Campaign against Hippies they turned us all against our Right to Freedom of Expression of Dissent Just long enough to build the tools so dissent will no longer be a threat to the MAN! I got it a long time ago, it's nice to hear it from someone else. And to Atomic, I have always felt that "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy I've Got Love in My Tummy" was right up there with the worst.
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Wed, Oct 14, 2009 10:15 AM STOKED to be that reassuring voice in the wilderness,drgoat! and Atomic Tiki Punk... this answer may take a while my tentacles are out and examining the world lyric database.... Will answer as soon as the results are in....
W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Thu, Oct 15, 2009 12:07 AM Dear Liloti, When I've been drinkin (like now) I think of yer Seattle visit and toy with the idea of achulky goin to Hula Hula to talk too loud to you for 5 minutes. But when I'm sober I could really give a rat's ass and am thinkin' of takin' up my sister and new bro-in-law's invite to head to his huntin' place in Republic and maybe do some shootin. (Or head to _______ as part of the volunteer team to help recalibrate the _______ a little early in the hopes I won't get assigned the task on December 21.) WHY IS THIS??? Woofmutt wine
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Thu, Oct 15, 2009 9:11 AM Wow! it's been a Question-filled Week! On 2009-10-14 08:36, MadDogMike stuttered: Dear Kinny, D-D-Do you ever think that you think too much? :D Signed Wondering in the Desert Yes.... Not that often,tho because the rest of the crowd "up there" wants to have a say.... and their ideas,questions,and rants keep my brain sharp and spry! On 2009-10-14 01:52, Atomic Tiki Punk scratched his head and mulled: In my opinion the worst written song ever is "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner What is the worst written Song? "Muskrat Love" by Captain and Tennille "We Built this City on Rock and Roll" by Jefferson Lameplane SorryShip "Abra-Kadabra" by Steve Miller Band THOSE....in my opinion are the worst written Songs... But these are merely suggestions.. it's all relevant.... 100 different people will give you 100 different answers But you gotta agree... Steve Miller was MAJORLY LOADED when he wrote....and i quote... "Abra-Ara-Kadabra,,, I wanna reach out and Grab ya!" Lyrics like that were passable in the novelty friendly 50's-70's (Purple people Eater thru the Streak) but the 80's.......HELLS NAW! Thanks for the open-ended question.... On 2009-10-15 00:07, Ralphmutt rambled in his lovable manner: Dear Liloti, When I've been drinkin (like now) I think of yer Seattle visit and toy with the idea of achulky goin to Hula Hula to talk too loud to you for 5 minutes. But when I'm sober I could really give a rat's ass and am thinkin' of takin' up my sister and new bro-in-law's invite to head to his huntin' place in Republic and maybe do some shootin. (Or head to _______ as part of the volunteer team to help recalibrate the _______ a little early in the hopes I won't get assigned the task on December 21.) WHY IS THIS??? Woofmutt wine Dearest Ralphmutt, Answer Number Three (Or head to _______ as part of the volunteer team to help recalibrate the _______ a little early in the hopes I won't get assigned the task on December 21.) Not sure the job requirements,but question number three would depend on whether you would like to be free and relaxed during the Holidays or scrambling around recalibrating the DoomsDay clock or whatever... But wait! You said it was a VOLUNTEER TEAM...then forget it! Number Three is out! Answer Number Two I could really give a rat's ass and am thinkin' of takin' up my sister and new bro-in-law's invite to head to his huntin' place in Republic and maybe do some shootin. If it comes between 5 minutes of hardly heard conversation (cause i know you won't stay long enough for karaokee!) and SHOOTIN at stuff...... there's no contest! As much as i would love to meet you,Ralphie.... being an ex-Marine, i understand the thrill of fuggin chit up.... the relaxed trigger pull the exhale the POP it's like PARADISE! Nothing like it! :) So there you have it....one invalid opinion amongst the ether... I do hope our paths DO cross eventually,Ralpmutt :)
LL Limbo Lizard Tiki Socialite Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas Joined: Aug 24, 2006 Posts: 788	LL Limbo Lizard Posted posted on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 9:23 AM On 2009-10-15 09:11, little lost tiki pined: "...I do hope our paths DO cross eventually,Ralpmutt :) Yeah, so do I, if only out of morbid curiosity. Meanwhile... Do you think European scientists could experimentally simulate the result of you and Woofmutt crossing paths, using CERN's Large Hadron Collider?
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 9:49 AM On 2009-10-16 09:23, Limbo Lizard licked the air and spoke: On 2009-10-15 09:11, little lost tiki pined: "...I do hope our paths DO cross eventually,Ralpmutt :) Yeah, so do I, if only out of morbid curiosity. Meanwhile... Do you think European scientists could experimentally simulate the result of you and Woofmutt crossing paths, using CERN's Large Hadron Collider? No Sir! Too many unknown factors.. There IS no way to simulate that crossing of paths of two such individuals... Let's imagine THAT Two beams of subatomic particles called 'hadrons' (either protons or lead ions ,which represents Woofy and meself in this hypothetical experiment) will travel in opposite directions inside a circular accelerator, gaining energy with every lap. This would already nullify the results as Woofy and myself BOTH have what they refer to as a "Prosperous" Physique.... The test model accelerates whereas the test subjects in real life are bound by atrophy and time which slows down as it cycles around.... So ,Limbo, that was kind of a loaded question... the answer is NO! :) Back to the Large Hadron Collider Their experiment hopes to "recreate" the conditions just after the Big Bang (despite the fact that a particle accelerator was not physically around at the beginning of time) Plus one wonders if subatomic particles can also become polluted just as nature becomes tainted in our size paradigm.... Then it would be an inaccurate measurement and thus valid only as a hypothesis... They think that by colliding the two beams head-on at very high energy that they can serially measure the results and walk away unscathed.... In fact, Teams of physicists from around the world will analyse the particles created in the collisions! But what if something GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!?!?!? Will it cause a tear in time or in the sky ,like those experimental Scalar weapons!?!?!? Go Science!
W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 9:58 AM (While I hate to break the form of such a brilliant thread I figured this would be a good time to mention that Liloti and I are in early talks about creating a discussion stage where we would look into organizing a point where we could plan to have a meeting of some sorts to consider collaborating on a series of cocktail napkin drawings.) Dear Liloti, Despite all the recent warning and suggestions about how not to spread cold and flu why is that guy at the table 12 feet away from me hacking and coughing all over the place WITHOUT COVERING HIS FRIGGIN MOUTH???
LL Limbo Lizard Tiki Socialite Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas Joined: Aug 24, 2006 Posts: 788	LL Limbo Lizard Posted posted on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 9:19 PM On 2009-10-16 09:49, little lost tiki wrote: ...They think that by colliding the two beams head-on at very high energy that they can serially measure the results and walk away unscathed.... But what if something GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!?!?!? Funny you should mention that. In fact, a series of things have gone wrong, causing setbacks and postponing of the Grand Experiment. This has lead a couple of physicists to posit an interesting hypothesis... that the Collider is being sabotaged by its own future: "A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather." (The elusive Higgs boson has been dubbed "The God Particle" by some excitable science journalists.) Hmmm... Lono was a supposedly mythological god-like character, who disappeared over the horizon (the future???), with the expectation that he would return, some day. Is it possible that the mischievous Lono is the Higgs boson, come back to punk those European eggheads, by repeatedly messing up the Large Hadron Collider? Or, has the combination of attempted humor and gin collided at a crossroads, just outside a town called... Incoherence?
LL Limbo Lizard Tiki Socialite Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas Joined: Aug 24, 2006 Posts: 788	LL Limbo Lizard Posted posted on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 9:38 PM On 2009-10-16 09:58, woofmutt wrote: "Dear Liloti, Despite all the recent warning and suggestions about how not to spread cold and flu why is that guy at the table 12 feet away from me hacking and coughing all over the place WITHOUT COVERING HIS FRIGGIN MOUTH???" Pending Liloti's authoritative and definitive answer, I'll say: Woofmutt, don't always assume the worst about people. I'll bet when that guy first started hacking, he hurried in for a check-up. He asked the doc if he had a cold or the flu (because he heard he needed to cover his mouth, if he did). No, the doc told him, it's not a cold or the flu. What a relief, he thought later, as he sat 12 feet from you. I'm so glad my cough wasn't the flu... just some funny-sounding thing called turb... toob... oh, yeah, tuberculosis! "The rum's the thing..." [ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2009-10-16 21:59 ]
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 8:16 AM can't believe this thread has made 12 pages.... Note to Self:never underestimate the quizzical nature of these annoying mortals.... Thanks for the theoretical nervous breakdown,Limbo! :lol: If there was a Higgs boson,or Lono trickster,as you hypothesize.... Bilge would most certainly be "fixed" in the past to not exist in the present... i wonder if this all has something to do with the Divide by Zero hypothesis earlier in this thread.... My latest issue of Archeology has an article on page 44 about how the European Synchrotron Radiation Facility will be experimenting with ancient objects and the particle accelerator to examine them on a molecular scale for clues to our past.... past? Higgs Boson? Might they be attempting to alter or merely examine our past? On 2009-10-16 09:58, woofmutt sputtered: (While I hate to break the form of such a brilliant thread I figured this would be a good time to mention that Liloti and I are in early talks about creating a discussion stage where we would look into organizing a point where we could plan to have a meeting of some sorts to consider collaborating on a series of cocktail napkin drawings.) Dear Liloti, Despite all the recent warning and suggestions about how not to spread cold and flu why is that guy at the table 12 feet away from me hacking and coughing all over the place WITHOUT COVERING HIS FRIGGIN MOUTH??? That question is too easy to answer.... That gentleman is a government agent purposefully infected with SARs/H1N1/and TB to infect and then monitor the spread of a pathogen throughout an urban area... Seattle is the prime target because of it's wet and cold environment (to study the dynamics of disease spreading amongst citizens who stay indoors most of the time) and close proximity to a colony of Bigfoots... Assume you are now a carrier of above-mentioned pathogens and go about your daily business and help this scientific study achieve its desired results! :) or the guy could just be a fuggin pig..... your call! detente!
LL Limbo Lizard Tiki Socialite Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas Joined: Aug 24, 2006 Posts: 788	LL Limbo Lizard Posted posted on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 9:13 AM On 2009-10-16 09:58, woofmutt wrote: "While I hate to break the form of such a brilliant thread I figured this would be a good time to mention that Liloti and I are in early talks about creating a discussion stage where we would look into organizing a point where we could plan to have a meeting of some sorts to consider collaborating on a series of cocktail napkin drawings." I'm breathless with excitement! Please keep us apprised of developments, going forward. I'd be crushed, if I missed your televised news conference (doubtlessly, scheduled for 4:20 PM), announcing this historic collaboration... if - we all pray - it does come to fruition. Just please be careful, though... the last time there was this momentous an attempt at collaboration between two such remarkable and temperamental artistic geniuses, one wound up cutting off his own ear! [ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2009-10-20 09:31 ]
T telescopes Tiki Socialite Palm Springs Joined: May 06, 2007 Posts: 619	T telescopes Posted posted on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 1:23 PM Dear LLT: Why are really old ladies verbally accousting me in parking lots, grocery store isles, and ballet studios? It's getting annoying and they won't shut up?
ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Tiki Socialite Costa Misery Joined: Jul 19, 2009 Posts: 7118	ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Posted posted on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 4:42 PM Are you wearing pants ?
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 9:51 AM On 2009-10-20 13:23, telescopes wondered: Dear LLT: Why are really old ladies verbally accousting me in parking lots, grocery store isles, and ballet studios? It's getting annoying and they won't shut up? First off.. i will consider the first sentence a question and the second statement as PROOF you are a pod person (they make grammatical errors while asking questions online) Why do these old ladies treat you as such.. The answer is easy It's not you (unless you have an appearance strange to them or appear threatening) it's them.. First off... they're old and approaching OLD AGE myself i can attest that it's NO FUN aches pains strange changes to your body/mind/memoryare filtered thru a soul that has been dinged and battered by this physical world we occupy... So the most likely reason is that they are falling apart on the final mile and it's frustrating... the mind desires skill/strength/quickness of thought but the body relents shuffling towards the judgement... If YOU felt that way wouldn't you be crabby? the trick is to reach a hand out smile say "Good Afternoon" Ask them a question about themselves (wear sunglasses so you can stare at other stuff while the old hag drones on) Thank them and leave... It gets easier after a couple of times By this, you helped brighten somebody's day with little effort.... "It's getting annoying and they won't shut up!" makes YOU sound like an old lady... Remember, the world revolves around none of us... groovy! :) On 2009-10-20 16:42, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote: Are you wearing pants ? What kind of question is that?!?!?!? right now....yes! That is all until my return from Seattle... In case the plane is shot out of the sky by Homeland Security I'd like to thank you all for the smiles and oft-time amusing and rarely insightful questions! THANK YOU! Woofmutt will take over in the event of my plane making an "early stop" :)
ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Tiki Socialite Costa Misery Joined: Jul 19, 2009 Posts: 7118	ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Posted posted on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 7:59 PM On 2009-10-20 16:42, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote: Are you wearing pants ? Kinny,you kid, you of course knew I was replying to Telescopes odd question, but it is your thread here so I will move on, nothing else to see here....not trying to hijack thread by answering, your questions....... Sleep now.... Still here...... yea......still here.........
W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 9:34 PM "Woofmutt will take over in the event of my plane making an 'early stop.'" -little lost tiki- Ha-ha-ha-ha! No. That show got canceled after one episode. Sure, I can answer the hell out of a question but I almost never give an answer someone wants to hear. [This message was edited by woofmutt to remove some material he had moved here from somewhere else and which now is being moved elsewhere.] [ Edited by: woofmutt 2012-03-22 11:27 ]
JW Jason Wickedly Tiki Socialite LBCTIKI Joined: Jan 01, 2008 Posts: 704	JW Jason Wickedly Posted posted on Fri, Oct 23, 2009 7:28 AM Dear LLT/Woofmutt: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
S Sophista-tiki Tiki Socialite Seattle WA Joined: Sep 13, 2005 Posts: 1899	S Sophista-tiki Posted posted on Sun, Oct 25, 2009 5:05 PM On 2009-10-23 07:28, Jason Wickedly wrote: Dear LLT/Woofmutt: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? huh?
W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Sun, Oct 25, 2009 9:48 PM "Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" -Jason Wickedly- "huh?" -Sophista-tiki- Oh, Ms. S-tiki, don't try to understand the questions. Leave that to the professionals. Many people have seriously hurt their brains attempting to understand a question they should not have been thinking about. This isn't a comment on you personally, it's a matter of training. I would never ever attempt to hang a Meiji period yukata for display and you would probably be better off to leave certain questions unconsidered lest you wake up one morning with a desire for breakfast at McDonald's and plans to watch Oprah later that day because your mind was permanently blown the night before by some question you should have avoided.
G GROG Grand Member (1 year) Tujunga Joined: Jun 21, 2006 Posts: 7544	G GROG Posted posted on Sun, Oct 25, 2009 11:48 PM On 2009-10-23 07:28, Jason Wickedly wrote: Dear LLT/Woofmutt: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? The answer is, "YES, but the authorities haven't figured out why anybody would want to."
LL Limbo Lizard Tiki Socialite Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas Joined: Aug 24, 2006 Posts: 788	LL Limbo Lizard Posted posted on Mon, Oct 26, 2009 9:30 AM On 2009-10-23 07:28, Jason Wickedly wrote: "Dear LLT/Woofmutt: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" Apparently, JW was intrigued with Woofmutt's earlier post, and decided to test whether certain types and quantities of chemicals could turn his own brain into an efficient Random Question Generator. You must admit, it shows promise, but clearly there are some bugs to be worked out.

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