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MAY 3rd. nooner at bamboo ben ...with Smokin Mini's, tikiyaki o!, exotiki ! and the hula girls!!!

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yes, it is.

looks pretty scary! Better stick with your Spider Man hammer.

:lol:

I've gone back and forth with the craft table idea. But, I think I'll commit. It won't be anything elaborate. Actually, I've had an expert helping me with some ideas. Mahalo, WooHoo! It might be fun for the kids and give the parents time to chill. I use to have a coloring area in the store. Kids loved it and it gave the parents a chance to look around with some peace and quiet. :)

Looking forward to Sunday. Everything is coming together nicely!

On 2009-04-27 11:37, Hau 'oli Tiki wrote:
I hate to bring up the de rigueur, but will there be facilities?

Yes, we have a single restroom. We're hoping other shop owners in attendance will open theirs if ours gets crowded. I can't testify as to what their restrooms look like.....mostly automotive businesses. When we've had large gatherings in the past, the line wasn't a problem....just go easy on da paper... 1930's plumbing. :lol:

G

So I have read through the entire thread and I can't wait to be at the Nooner.

From what I have read, this is the list of what I need to bring.

Chairs,
Money,
A small boy wearing the clothing of European royalty,
A height challenged individual,
A festive attitude,
and a baby's arm holding an apple.

Is there anything else?

That about covers it. :P

Good Lord don't forget that chair!

You forgot Trader Vics' Wooden Leg!!!

( must find one for DtB's. :)

On 2009-04-27 08:16, little lost tiki wrote:
RADD FLYER LAKE!

Hey!
free Admission with Nametag!
a clever ploy to get everyone in the meet-n-greet Ohana mood!

Hey! why don't you artist and carver folks
post a couple of teaser pics of what you'll
be offering this fine crowd on this illustrious day?

How 'bout you ben?
Any teaser pics of the interior?
:)

[ Edited by: Ren Kuzic! 2009-04-28 08:46 ]

[ Edited by: RevBambooBen 2009-04-28 08:48 ]

R

On 2009-04-28 08:44, RevBambooBen wrote:

On 2009-04-27 08:16, little lost tiki wrote:
Any teaser pics of the interior?
:)

:o

More more!

:D

HOLY FUDGE!
this is gonna be one cool Hut!

Can we have our monthly meetings
of the HE-MAN BUFFET HATERS CLUB there?

********* NEWS FLASH********

This just in.....

The Em-Cee-B will be doing trivia throughout the day and will be giving out prizes !

Bring your thinking caps also...

( or wacky glasses like LLT's profile on facebook!)

B

Anyone have a bar-be-que grill for the HOBO VILLAGE?

We can cook up some Swine-on-a-stick!!

[ Edited by: BigToe 2009-04-28 11:33 ]

D

Hey that piggie looks familiar . . . like 20 days ago on this Topic.

Bitchin' hut BBman!! Like the Song Shen's hangin!

Holy crap, I'm going to have to bring more money!

DC

T

On 2009-04-28 12:19, Dustycajun wrote:
Holy crap, I'm going to have to bring more money!

DC

DC....I love all your collecting and Urban Archaeology posts...please DO introduce yourself if you are at this event and have a minute.

Cant'with for this one, Kubar!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE WEAR NAMETAGS ON SUNDAY!
or our Legions of Ape Soldiers
will kindly escort you to the Hobo Village jail!

Bring chairs for the After-Nooner meelee!

THIS JUST IN!

the WEE-est COAST Burlesque Society
will be performing after hours in the Beautiful HOBO VILLAGE!

WEEEEEEE!
:)

1

Should I bring strippers or Rum or both???

On 2009-04-28 13:53, tikiyaki wrote:

DC...please DO introduce yourself if you are at this event and have a minute.

Tikiyaki,

See you there.

I, for one, will be sure to have a name tag on so you can spot me.

That's how you get in to Hobo Village for free.

DC

On 2009-04-28 14:48, little lost tiki wrote:
EVERYONE WEAR NAMETAGS ON SUNDAY!
or our Legions of Ape Soldiers
will kindly escort you to the Hobo Village jail!

Time to put down the tools and start packing!

Squeezed in 2 more new pieces last night that just got my carved signature...

Here's a little bit of what I will have for sale at the Nooner on Sunday... Carved wall decor and some hand carved tiki idols for your neck.

Dawn patrol Saturday morning!

[ Edited by: Lake Surfer 2009-04-28 22:55 ]

Holy cow, I JUST heard about this. It sounds awesome and I very much want to go and see what is going to happen here. But I am a little nervous, for I know my life will never be the same again...

What's the 'rules' on bringing a jug O cocktail to this shin dig? Like ordinance-wise? Public drinking ordinance wise? Cuz I can use my kid's Kool-Aid pitchers, if I have to....

Easter Island Elvis!
C'mon Down!
it ain't like a cult or nuthin!
We's all friendly,C'mon and Visit!
but wear your nametag!

My kid brother will have a food booth in the hobo Village
Go buy a BooDog and help us send him to a Special Camp for Portly boys!

Also....Goat Dancing ALL NIGHT LONG at the Hobo Village!

On 2009-04-29 08:26, Hau 'oli Tiki wrote:
What's the 'rules' on bringing a jug O cocktail to this shin dig? Like ordinance-wise? Public drinking ordinance wise? Cuz I can use my kid's Kool-Aid pitchers, if I have to....

As long as people aren't waving around rum bottles, we should be fine. Please do not leave the property with a drink in your hand. Stay on the private property.

If you see the person above....RUN!

G
GROG posted on Wed, Apr 29, 2009 10:34 AM

GROG looking forward to seeing hula girls shaking their grass skirts. Is there going to be a fireknife dance?

On 2009-04-29 09:38, Mrs Bamboo wrote:

On 2009-04-29 08:26, Hau 'oli Tiki wrote:
What's the 'rules' on bringing a jug O cocktail to this shin dig? Like ordinance-wise? Public drinking ordinance wise? Cuz I can use my kid's Kool-Aid pitchers, if I have to....

As long as people aren't waving around rum bottles, we should be fine. Please do not leave the property with a drink in your hand. Stay on the private property.

If you see the person above....RUN!

People - Don't forget to clean up after yourself too!

AND DON'T TRIP OVER DAVE'S NOT HOME!
He's a liitle on the wee side!

Heard he just had puppies recently!

L

I personally hope you all have a miserable time and between the midget strippers and goat dancing and the wearin of the SARS masks and LLT with his crazy goggles you all are cursing the time you spend at this event.In fact I hope it does turn into one big fight with not enough chairs and no one wearing name tags!

Of course I am only saying that because I wont be able to come and meet everyone and buy a bunch of art from some of my favorite people on here and of course enjoy the music ....

bitter? just a bit :wink:

All of you take tons and tons and tons of pics and if there IS goat dancing by damn it there had better be someone with a video camera!!

On 2009-04-29 12:02, leleliz wrote:
I personally hope you all have a miserable time and between the midget strippers and goat dancing and the wearin of the SARS masks and LLT with his crazy goggles you all are cursing the time you spend at this event.In fact I hope it does turn into one big fight with not enough chairs and no one wearing name tags!

Good lord, sounds like Oasis last year!!

R

Also, y'know how Kinny is always offerin' "Free Hugs!" for the events?

Well since his kid brother is in charge of Hobo Village they will also need someone to give "free hugs" over at Hobo Village too!

Here is that person:

:lol:

is that lettuce covering his nippies?
and where are their NAMETAGS?

:lol:

R

On 2009-04-29 15:32, little lost tiki wrote:
is that lettuce covering his nippies?
and where are their NAMETAGS?

:lol:

yes
&
...don't ask! :o

:lol:!

B

On 2009-04-29 15:32, little lost tiki wrote:
is that lettuce covering his nippies?
and where are their NAMETAGS?

:lol:

dammit! i was gonna wear MY lettuce bra!

Why don't you wear your baby carrot codpiece instead,Tom?!?!

Why isn't this on the Cool and Current Topics?

It is! It's #1!!! Yippy-Skippy!

K
KuKu posted on Wed, Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM

On 2009-04-28 18:03, Lake Surfer wrote:

Dawn patrol Saturday morning!

[ Edited by: Lake Surfer 2009-04-28 22:55 ]

I got the boards bagged, wax packed and there is suppose to be a small SW pulse so hopefully we'll see some chest high juice and let's pray for some offshore winds to help the lips linger bro. If it holds, I might hafta double dip in some afternoon glass...

I got the boards bagged, wax packed and there is suppose to be a small SW pulse so hopefully we'll see some chest high juice and let's pray for some offshore winds to help the lips linger bro. If it holds, I might hafta double dip in some afternoon glass...

Right on Kev, thanks again!

I can taste that salt water already... ahhhhh!

S

OK folks....dis is it. I'm bringin' me some cargo...

And it's your one shot to get

Castaway Ceramics at a one-day-only 40% OFF!!!

All items included. Only at The Nooner!!!!

Check out the full line at http://www.castawayceramics.net and bring yer doubloons!

CJ

On 2009-04-29 23:55, squid wrote:
OK folks....dis is it. I'm bringin' me some cargo...

And it's your one shot to get

Castaway Ceramics at a one-day-only 40% OFF!!!

All items included. Only at The Nooner!!!!

Check out the full line at http://www.castawayceramics.net and bring yer doubloons!

Dave's a true gentleman! 40% off!?!?! I would like to be the first to say thank you!

S

I forgot...40% off except for Coco Joe :D

CJ

TC ALERT!

I was informed that Squid's mugs are made in Mexico City and might carry the swine flu which is why he is selling them for 40% off. Buyers beware

S

You should be grateful I'm not charging extra for the exotic disease!!!

On 2009-04-30 00:23, Coco Joe wrote:
TC ALERT!

I was informed that Squid's mugs are made in Mexico City and might carry the swine flu which is why he is selling them for 40% off. Buyers beware

On 2009-04-30 00:31, squid wrote:
You should be grateful I'm not charging extra for the exotic disease!!!

Keep that Aztec crap off of Tiki Central!

CJ

On 2009-04-30 00:34, Bora Boris wrote:

On 2009-04-30 00:23, Coco Joe wrote:
TC ALERT!

I was informed that Squid's mugs are made in Mexico City and might carry the swine flu which is why he is selling them for 40% off. Buyers beware

On 2009-04-30 00:31, squid wrote:
You should be grateful I'm not charging extra for the exotic disease!!!

Keep that Aztec crap off of Tiki Central!

but..but...he started it!

TM

For anyone who (I can't believe it!) has never heard of some of these bands that will be here, or who is new to this forum, here is a run down on the bands:

The Smoking Menehunes: Absolutely standard Hapa Haole Hawaiian music from the 20's, 30's 40's and 50's. Soft, Gentle, no drummer. led by a Native Hawaiian singer/ukelele player, Pat Enos. Also featuring Tiki Bong on steel guitar. This is one of the few people "banned for life" from this forum. He is Tiki Central's "bad boy" and will also be the emcee of the whole event. He happens to totally smoke on steel guitar.This is the classic music of Hawaii. Think Don Ho and Sam Kapua singing to Bobby and Cindy Brady and you get the idea!

The Tikiyaki Orchestra: A large group playing mostly original exotica. These guys are f-ing incredible. Very tight, polished. Led by Jim Bacchi, a total genius. This band features vibraphones, exotic drumming courtesy of a percussionist and tiki central's famous artist, Squid on drums. Also featuring Gary from the Blue Hawaiians (and spongebob) on steel guitar.If you like Martin Denny and Arthur Lyman, you are going to love these guys!

Exotiki: Again, a large group. Featuring Kevin from Big Sandy and the fly-rite boys on bass. This band melds exotica, western swing, Hawaiian and amazingly, Gypsy hot jazz, and is going to totally and completely blow you away.

The Hula Girls: Despite the name, this is 4 ugly dudes who play rockabilly with surf + Hawaiian themes and elements. Mostly original songs. Think Elvis in Hawaii. Led by Spike (Lucky Designs) who is in Mexico surfing Cabo right now, and will come back and "get" us all with the swine flu.

[ Edited by: lucas vigor 2009-04-30 08:43 ]

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