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Ask Little Lost Tiki Absolutely Anything
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MadDogMike
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Tue, Jan 5, 2010 8:32 PM
LLT, is it possible that Margaritaville Premium Jamaican Rum sponsoring Hukilau 2010 could be the Capulet/Montague marriage to end the feud between Tiki and Jimmy Buffett? |
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little lost tiki
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Wed, Jan 6, 2010 8:17 AM
Happy New Years Kids! May i recommend contacting Christian Bale's agent But.... Based in North Carolina, it operates a tactical training facility.... They are currently the largest of the US State Department's private security contractors,but you could also contact WACKENHUT (unless they changed their company's name).The Sad news is that at least 90 percent of the company's revenue comes from government contracts,so those coupons and codes are probably military,or federal at the very least,and civilians have no access to them.... Coupons for henchmen.... Who ever thought of such a thing? Two-thirds of those contracts are no-bid contracts, so you may have some speedbumps in the road when it comes to acquiring them... If all else fails
Probably Not....
Probably not...... free booze is free booze!
yes,for the fiftieth time...yes!
Dunno, that's a hypothetical question that delves beyond my Remote-Viewing capabilities.....
Yes! but could you keep it down to 1-2 questions per posting?
Well..... Thanks for the questions,friends!! |
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kikekeki
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Fri, Jan 8, 2010 11:40 PM
Dear LLT~ 2)I am watching a movie(circa1969), "The Big Cube", 'where a spoiled hippie and her boyfriend want to speed her inheritence by slipping her stepmother LSD'. Is this a viable modus operandi? I don't think I can stay awake for the whole thing. How does the movie end? 3)If a palm tree falls on a deserted beach, will anyone hear it? 4)Is Ernie still cute as hell? Thank you for your sage wisdom. |
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kikekeki
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Sat, Jan 9, 2010 1:07 AM
Dear LLT~
Many thanks for your sageness. |
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little lost tiki
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Mon, Jan 11, 2010 8:31 AM
Hey kikekeki! EIGHT QUESTIONS!?!?! Here's what I'm gonna do...... Man.... i hate Mondays! |
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kikekeki
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Mon, Jan 11, 2010 3:33 PM
Dear LLT~
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little lost tiki
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Tue, Jan 12, 2010 8:30 AM
NOW THAT'S BETTER! First question
and a HELLs YEAH! Second Question: Terribly? As much as an artist focused like a laser beam on ART and ART only can miss someone? Thanks for playing kikekeki! |
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kikekeki
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Tue, Jan 12, 2010 5:59 PM
Dearest LLT~ |
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woofmutt
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Wed, Jan 13, 2010 8:32 AM
Dear Liloti, Would big floppy clown shoes give me more stability as I walk through this world beneath the weight of my staggering genius? -wfmtt- |
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Wed, Jan 13, 2010 4:03 PM
Dear omnipotent one: Does anybody really like root beer? Or is it all just a conspiracy against me? |
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JOHN-O
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Wed, Jan 13, 2010 6:09 PM
LLT, I've never been to a Tiki art show before and I'm curious. The problem is I'm not inclined to buy any art right now. Will my attendance be appreciated even if I don't have my wallet handy? Should I just stay home? [ Edited by: JOHN-O 2010-01-13 22:43 ] |
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little lost tiki
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Thu, Jan 14, 2010 8:56 AM
Wow!
GROG has been practicing small ambushes here on TC for some time..
Yes!
First off dewey-surf..... So.... does anyone really like root beer? Now are we talking about the Hires/A&W kind or the alcoholic kind? AAAAAAAAAAND...... So the answer to your question is No and NO.. Say that EXACTLY to your psychiatrist,or even psychologist
Hello JOHN-O! All the Tiki Artists understand that MOST folks would rather drink free booze What most folks don't get The best thing an attendee can do And if JOHN-Q (or in this case "O") Public stays at home Thanks for all the questions,kids! |
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Chip and Andy
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Thu, Jan 14, 2010 9:24 AM
Dear little lost tiki, My Mother is coming into town this weekend and I am feeling a bit stressed about it. Can you recommend any specific cocktails that can both entertain my Mother and take the stress off of me. I have lots of drink recipes in my various bar books, but none of them seem to be geared towards my particular need at the moment. |
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kikekeki
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Thu, Jan 14, 2010 11:48 AM
Dear LLT, |
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little lost tiki
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Sat, Jan 16, 2010 12:28 PM
Bloody Marys,my friends add as much of ANY of the ingredients as you want you can also try Baileys and coffee...
the answers would be B and C curious with the discipline to investigate things and READ Thanks kids! |
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ravenne
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Sat, Jan 16, 2010 12:36 PM
Oop, did somebody say "INVALID"? Do you think it has any correlation to Divided by Zero? |
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VampiressRN
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Sat, Jan 16, 2010 5:55 PM
Dear LLT, Thanks in advance for your help. :wink: |
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little lost tiki
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Mon, Jan 18, 2010 8:14 AM
dear ravers,
Hello VampiressRN! Well, Because! |
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telescopes
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Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:54 PM
Dear LLT: Will the Reef Bar once again be a truly tiki place to hang out? Will Palm Springs once again be a "happening star-studded" zone of rat packing hipness? Is it better to pay for sex or get it for free? |
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little lost tiki
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Tue, Jan 26, 2010 8:16 AM
Well....first off...
Perhaps...
We ALL pay for sex Thanks for the questions,telescopes! |
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Chip and Andy
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Tue, Jan 26, 2010 10:21 AM
Dear little lost tiki, At some point in the future I will overcome the 1.2 jiggawatt limitation and get my Time Machine running. I know this because my future self already gave my current self a Hi-Five. My question to you is did my future self coming back to congratulate my current self create a paradox whereby the concept of Free-Will has been negated between now and when my future self returns to congratulate current self? |
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little lost tiki
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Wed, Jan 27, 2010 9:20 AM
Wow! Here's a partial answer containing some centuries old secrets..... Free Will and PreDestination i hope that helped.... |
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GROG
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Fri, Feb 5, 2010 10:34 AM
Dear LLT, GROG recently start dating a girl, and we had sex for the first time the other day. GROG perform the "Dirty Sanchez" on her and now she not return any of GROG calls. Should GROG have waited until the second or third time we had sex to perform the "Dirty Sanchez"? |
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SoccerTiki
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Fri, Feb 5, 2010 2:36 PM
Dear LLT, |
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Chip and Andy
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Fri, Feb 5, 2010 2:59 PM
Dear Little Lost Tiki, Grog made mention of a "Dirty Sanchez" which I thought was simply an urban legend and not something someone would actually do. So my question is this... Which is the urban legend? the "Dirty Sanchez"? or Grog? |
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Zeta
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Mon, Feb 8, 2010 12:05 AM
So, who, where and when? |
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little lost tiki
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Mon, Feb 8, 2010 8:23 AM
First of all,GROG...
Have you asked your karma,my friend? :)
the GROG.... As for the Dirty Sanchez....
HAH? Maybe it's time i retired..... Anyways, thank you all for your questions... |
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Zeta
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Mon, Feb 8, 2010 9:26 AM
HEY! LLT, it says "ask absolutely anything"... You are a fraud as an answerer! |
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GROG
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Mon, Feb 8, 2010 10:36 AM
Dear LLT, GROG was dating a woman and would fantasize about her sister when we had sex. Since her sister was her identical twin, and they looked exectly the same, does that make it OK? GROG [ Edited by: GROG 2010-02-08 10:37 ] |
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little lost tiki
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Tue, Feb 9, 2010 8:25 AM
Y'know.... Zeta....this one was a tuffy.... Zechariah Abakoodleweiss was born in 1852 in Vilktoast, Kovno Governorate of the Russian Empire (formerly the Grand Duchy of Lithpeville, later part of the Polish- Lithpevillian Commonwealth). After graduating from the Rigadigadoo Technical University (then Riga Polytechnicum University of Pre-poly Popsters), at the age of 23 Abakoodleweiss passed his SAT and began an assistantship at the Technical University of Lwówawowa. In 1881, he moved to France where he purchased a villa in Parc St. Maurk on the outskirts of Paris. There, among other things, he invented the tropical rainstorm inside a bar, a form of the tromp de'loeil, which was patented in 1880, and was henceforth produced by the Swiss firm TROPICAL RAINSTORM IN UND BAR Inc. Among his other patents were the parabolagraph, the spirograph, the electric bell used in trains,microwaveable dinners,plastic vomit,that coin you nail to the floor gag and an electric arc lamp of his own design. Abakoodleweiss published several works, including works on statistics, integrators,drink recipes and numerous popular scientific works, such as one describing his mood swings. He was also hired by the French government as an expert on electrimification and was the main engineer behind the electrification of, among other places, the entire continent of new Guinea. His patents allowed him to become a wealthy man and made him receive the Legion d'Honneur in 1889. Around that time he retired to a small island near Trégastel, off the coast of Brittany, where between 1892 and 1896 he erected a 15-story Pre-Poly Pop manor. Although the construction works were not finished in Abakoodleweiss's lifetime, the Rum Smugglin Pirate's Den became a notable centre of Poly-Polish emigree culture, housing many notable artists, scientists and politicians. Among frequent guests of Abakoodleweiss were Aleksander Gierymskisan, Władysław Mickieksanewicz, Lereoon Wyymczółkowski and Henrykym Sienkiewicz. The latter became the closest friend of Abakoodleweiss. It was in Abakoodleweiss's villa in Parc St. Maur that he finished his The Cannibal and Tiki Totem in wood, while the Kon Vadis novel, one of the works for which Sienkiewicz was awarded with the Nobel Prize, was written entirely in Abakoodleweiss's hut. Zechariah Abakoodleweiss died suddenly on August 29, 1900. In his will, he made his faithful pup,Hans the tutor and guardian of his sole daughter Zofia, who later graduated from the London School of Economics and the Sorbonne and was murdered during World War II at the Exlandia Professional Clown camp. As for Abakoodleweiss's nationality, he was born in the lands which were once part of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Some later documents refer to him as a Russian because at the time of his birth, Ukmergė was part of the Russian Empire. Encyclopædia Britannica calls him a Lithuanian mathematician and Poly-popster in its article on the integraph. Others consider him a Pole due to his fluent command of the language, friendship with many leading Polish personalities of the time, and literary contributions in Polish. His surname Abakoodleweiss which has Lipka Tatar Scottish African roots goes back to the szlachta of the Polish-Asiatic Lithuanian Commonwealth under the Abdankastank Coat of Arms... So there you have it Zeta....
Ernie.... you need a LOVE GURU! Thank you for the questions! |
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Sun, Feb 21, 2010 4:19 AM
Dear Liloti, It's the four AM hour and I was about to make a post in the Can't sleep...araghhhh! thread but before I made my post I asked myself "Is it OK to post in the "Can't sleep...araghhhh!" thread if I was asleep for 4 hours but I'm wide awake now yet I know I'll be asleep again in 45 minutes to an hour? Or is this thread only for people who wish they were asleep instead of awake?" I realized couldn't say that I was glad I was wide awake at the moment but I also couldn't say I wished I was asleep. Technically I am awake at this very moment because I can't sleep. So I can literally say "I can't sleep." But I would not follow that statement with "Araghhhh!" because the fact that I can't sleep is not frustrating to me. (Also I would never say "araghhhh", I'd say something more like "argh." Unless I was doing my impersonation of the hilarious comic strip character Cathy and then I would also rapidly wave my arms up and down at my sides while sticking my tongue out.) I could have read all the posts in the Can't sleep...araghhhh! thread to discern the nature and tone of the thread and then decided whether I was qualified to post in it. But then I though "Why don't I just ask Little Lost Tiki? Deciding these sorts of things is his job, not mine." And so I came to this thread instead. Does merely not being able to sleep qualify one for posting in the Can't sleep...araghhhh! thread? |
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MadDogMike
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Sun, Feb 21, 2010 8:42 AM
Dear Kinny, I like the smell of shellac. Does that make me weird or is it something else that makes me weird? |
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little lost tiki
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Mon, Feb 22, 2010 8:25 AM
Yes it would,woofie...
Well Mike... Here's some facts to ponder.... Inhalation Hazards - Deliberate inhalation of concentrate vapor or mist stick with gasoline....the buzz is longer-lasting ! NEXT? |
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RevBambooBen
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Mon, Feb 22, 2010 7:46 PM
Ely Hadley invented them!!! ask Sven! |
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little lost tiki
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Tue, Feb 23, 2010 8:37 AM
YAY! |
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GROG
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Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:27 AM
That's ELI HEDLEY for those of you who wish to know how to spell the name RIGHT. |
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little lost tiki
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Tue, Feb 23, 2010 11:08 AM
:lol: that's how you spell Ben's kin... |
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woofmutt
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Thu, Mar 4, 2010 4:00 PM
Dear Liloti, I was just tweaking my get-rich-never plan and was wondering how that whole t-shirt thing worked out fer yuh? -wfmtt- |
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little lost tiki
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Thu, Mar 4, 2010 4:17 PM
Dear Woofy! |
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Chip and Andy
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 5:27 AM
Dear little lost tiki, Woofmutt and I were recently conducting a conversation (via PM's if it makes a difference) about Nonsense and the conversation actually made sense. Aside from the obvious oxymoron (me), how can something so silly(woofmutt) suddenly be so serious(someone not involved in the conversation). And if I may be so bold as to ask two questions today.... why does the serious break down into silly so easily with only the slightest bit of analysis. |
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GROG
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 10:05 AM
Why does Woofmutt call you "Lolita"? Wouldn't "Diva" be the more appropriate term? |
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Unga Bunga
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 10:45 AM
Deer Keenee, Eye Tank U! |
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woofmutt
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM
Dear Liloti, Is it true that if you do "that" you'll go blind? Woofmutt EDIT: Hey, no need to answer my question, I just saw GROG's question up above and figured out the answer must be YES. [ Edited by: woofmutt 2010-03-16 16:26 ] |
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GROG
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 4:31 PM
What Unga meant to write was: Dear Kinny, I thank you! GROG [ Edited by: grog 2010-03-17 01:05 ] |
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bigtikidude
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM
Dear Little Lost Tiki, Is that rude of them? thanks |
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woofmutt
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 10:17 PM
OMG! RAOTFLMAO!!! |
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Wed, Mar 17, 2010 12:12 AM
thought you might enjoy that woofy. Jeff(btd) |
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Wed, Mar 17, 2010 4:18 AM
Dear Little Lost Tiki, Where is this "kine" I've been hearing about? |