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I'm tired of having a cold.

TM

I am tired of watching this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4poevqspsI

but maybe that's because I have watched it over 40 thousand times.

I'm tired of my freakin headache.

Don't even get me started...

TM

I think i'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun's callin my name
(i hear ya now)
i just can't stay inside all day
i gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day

I think I'll go for a walk out side now
the summer sun knows me by name
he's callin me
I gotta get u, gotta get out, gotta get away
I gotta get away, get away, get away, get away
Into the sunshine day....

Cant you dig the sunshine
Now its all but the same
Cant you hear him callin your name?

Oh, I think I'll take a walk everyday now
the summer sun has show the way to be happy now
I just cant stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day

Cant you dig the sunshine
Now its sounded the same
Cant you hear him callin your name?

i think i'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun's callin my name
I just cant stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day

everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today

To continue on Lucas' theme...

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
'Cause you're in love, you're in love,
And love is here to stay!

TM

You got the touch
You got the power

After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner

You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool

You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter

It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground

And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You're fightin' fire with fire
You know you got the touch

You're at your best when when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

You got the touch
You got the power

I'm tired of the Southern Pacific Railroad! They play a little game where they pull up almost enough to let traffic by and stop. Then back up almost enough to let traffic by and stop. Then repeat. They are only supposed to block traffic for 10 minutes but there is no enforcement so they do as they damned well please. Then again, law enforcement has been turning a blind eye to the railroad's shenanigans since the 1800 when the railroad would convince land owners to sell their land to bring the railroad through.

Don't we taxpayers pretty much fund the railroad with government subsidizes or is that just Amtrack? When I am sitting and waiting for 30-45 minutes, I think of ways to get revenge. I would like to fine a sidelined train and weld the wheels to the track with a portable welder! But I'm sure that would be some sort of a federal crime, probably terrorism. Maybe I can buy an old clunker car (cash), park it across the tracks and remove all 4 wheels! :lol:

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On 2013-04-23 21:22, MadDogMike wrote:
... Maybe I can buy an old clunker car (cash), park it across the tracks and remove all 4 wheels! :lol:

Be sure to put a mannequin in the driver's seat.

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Heath posted on Fri, Apr 26, 2013 4:23 PM

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[ Edited by: Heath 2013-04-26 16:25 ]

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The dumb "art" crap on TC that grows to 7 PAGES in 9 days!
ATP you are right about that one.

The word Mixologists and "hand crafted cocktail"
The difference between a drink and a hand crafted cocktail is about five bucks.
Every person with a cocktail shaker in their hand is a Mixologists till they
go back to selling carpet in the day.

M
mp posted on Fri, May 10, 2013 11:58 PM

On 2013-05-10 09:42, tikiskip wrote:
The dumb "art" crap on TC that grows to 7 PAGES in 9 days!
ATP you are right about that one.

Yeah your so right skip!!! All that dumb art crap on tc is so lame!
totaly Bra! I feel ya

Skip was just reacting to the same (iPad Art) thread I myself criticized

"I do have issue with someone who uses "Stamp Brushes" and "Cloned Clip art"
on an iPad App using a finger to draw
and assemble graphic elements such as palm trees etc.
Then call it an original work of Art"

It's work like this that gives Digital Art a bad name, which I worked professionally in for some years myself.

I know you want to support all the Artists out there MP
I get it, but supporting mediocrity without at least some criticism
does a disservice to the really fine artists,such as yourself
as well as getting past walls many first time artists put up that frankly
keeps them from learning.

You can send me an angry PM if you want to unload on me I don't mind
I will take it as the criticism of a true artist.

T

Well for me it's deeper than that.
This guy posts every little step good bad and ugly.
I think there were like 10 posts from him in one day
on his own thread.
Dam edit out the bad or in this case the really bad at least.
I am between ATPs harder line, and hey it's cool that's what the
guy does.
Also the people who support these people here DON"T post on Say KAHAKAS thread,
a person who makes great tiki art lamps, kinda strange don't you think?
But it is good for biz to always kiss babies and glad hand all of the time,
I just can't bring myself to sell my soul that way just to sell lights or
build this huge pile of people who I can trade complements with here on TC.

But it would be the easy way, selling my soul that is.
Maybe that's why I'm such a grumpy old man.
My mom put it best "The world made me this way"
HAPPY MOTHERSDAY!!!!!

Much love from your Lightologist Hand crafting Tiki bar Lights.

And that is from another of TCs gifted Artists.....

I'm tired of 4x50 rolls of lauhala matting not being 4x50.
It ranges from 44-49 inches. None of the edges are straight.
I realize the 9 yr old Pilipino kid weaving it is doing the best he can, but good Christ can we get him a ruler or a square?

I know it's a fundraiser but, damn! I got 32 cookies for 12 bucks and I had to bake them myself!

I'm tired of people not returning their RSVPs.

I have noticed that the COST of celebrations has far exceeded the VALUE of those celebrations. When I got married 30 years ago we had our wedding reception in the church social hall. Wedding cake, red punch, butter mints, and mixed salted nuts. Now a wedding reception is EXPECTED to have a 7 course sit-down dinner, open bar, a band AND a DJ, elaborate gifts for all the guests, limo shuttle service, etc. Same with kid's birthday parties, they used to be a simple affair with cake and ice cream. Now you can't have a birthday party for a 3 year old without spending $1000.

So the cost has dramatically increased ~ has the value, or the amount of enjoyment derived increased? Based on the difficulty in obtaining RSVPs, I say the answer is no. People have so many entertainment options that they do not want to commit to any given event because something better might come up. People expect you to go into debt for $200 for each guest but they can't be bothered to drop an RSVP card in the mail that you already stamped and addressed? What's up with that???!!!

Yes, Most people are jerks....they can't even take the time
outside of "Facebook" to return email, phone calls etc.

But Mike, you are one of the good ones!

What's Facebook?

So kind of like a face-palm, but with a nap too?
Nice!
Maybe I should join,
:wink:

Jeff btd

C

I have noticed that the COST of celebrations has far exceeded the VALUE of those celebrations..."

Zactly. When we got married we spent about $700 on the place, $500 on the food, and then went to Maui for less than $1000. We handed out disposable cameras to everybody and told them to shoot all the pics they wanted, instead of getting an official photographer. We have the best wedding photos of us & guests I've ever seen. My mother-in-law catered for the cost of the food. We actually had money LEFT OVER from our original budget!

I asked a wedding photographer about their rates recently and they were more than our entire wedding and honeymoon put together, because they shoot pics/video/and put together a DVD & a printed book with options of multiple copies for your family! Weddings are $10,000 to $20,000 and up. Maybe it's time to charge admission...

While I'm wound up, let me tell you I'm tired of Children's Hospitals panhandling for cash! I work in a rural hospital, we take care of 95% of the children in our town. But the WalMart across the street collects money for the Children's Hospital 120 miles away. Why do they need donations? They don't give free care, they bill insurance just like we do. If you want to give money, give it locally. Just because "it's for the kids" makes it OK? Would it be OK to collect money for the Los Angeles City School District at WalMart in the city of Fontana? It would be "for the kids". Harumph! :lol:

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Tired of the person who goes to every post on TC that can have a 666 number and
hits on that thread until it gets to 666.
Hope that one day they get to tag 666 on the walls of a very hot place for the rest of
eternity.

Look at me I am into Satan, so cool.:roll:

I thought Hell was following me around here!

And while I am here I am tired of all those thin skinned, special needs, give me a freaking
award for everything I do because I am special, Criticism is bad, Pussies who shit their pants
every time someone disagrees with them!!!

Grow a pair & enter the adult world, brutal ain't it!
and I don't like Puppies......I love them....for a late night snack........of Ice Cream and playing with Puppies...yea....

T

Glitter hater.

:D :D :D

But are you a Gary Glitter Hater?

Jeff btd

EJ

On 2013-07-12 00:31, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
I thought Hell was following me around here!

And while I am here I am tired of all those thin skinned, special needs, give me a freaking
award for everything I do because I am special, Criticism is bad, Pussies who shit their pants
every time someone disagrees with them!!!

Grow a pair & enter the adult world, brutal ain't it!
and I don't like Puppies......I love them....for a late night snack........of Ice Cream and playing with Puppies...yea....

Just remember when you point a finger you always have three pointing back at you :wink:.

I'm tired of "tiki art" that's really only street graffiti.


It ain't tiki, and it ain't art. Get yer Jesse Pinkman asses into anatomy class and learn how to draw from those who know how.

I'm tired of stupid phrases in commercials; auto "lease prices too low to mention!" What the hell does that mean exactly? Are they so low it's illegal to advertise them? Is it such a great deal that you will be flooded with buyers and it will create a safety hazard? Are you worried that your competitors will hear those prices and beat them.

While I'm ranting about car marketing, I saw a good one yesterday. A Lincoln in the Ford dealership had a BIG RED SALE sticker on it, marked down from $45,000 to $44,000. That's a 2% discount - how embarrassing! Can you imagine if JC Pennys advertised a 2% off sale? They would get laughed out of the mall! Michael's crafts has a 40% off any single item coupon in the paper every Sunday. When I see a dealership do that, then I'll be impressed :D

TM
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GROG posted on Tue, Sep 24, 2013 9:33 AM

Before GROG click on youtube link above, just what is the subject of said link or will it be a total waste of GROG' time to click on it?

On 2013-09-24 09:33, GROG wrote:
Before GROG click on youtube link above, just what is the subject of said link or will it be a total waste of GROG' time to click on it?

Probably total waste of Grog time. After all Lucas post it.

On 2013-09-24 09:33, GROG wrote:
Before GROG click on youtube link above, just what is the subject of said link or will it be a total waste of GROG' time to click on it?

Giant Australian spiders that are harmless (non-venomous) but cause accidents by jumping or falling on unsuspecting drivers.

Why does "Customer Service" have to be an oxymoron? And why does it take 15 minutes and your life history to answer a simple question???!!!!!!!

Customer Service - (with VERY heavy Indian accent) Thank you for calling Dish Network, my name is "Tiffany", how can I help you?
Me - I'm looking at your internet plans on your web page, can you tell me what "bonus data" is?
"Tiffany" - The High Speed Specialist will be able to answer your question. Have you ever had Dish Network before?
Me - Yes, I currently have satellite TV with you
"Tiffany" - Can I please have your address and phone number?
Me - I don't need any of that, I just want to know what "bonus data" is.
"Tiffany" - The High Speed Specialist will be able to answer your question but we need your address and telephone so we know what services are available in your area.
Me - sigh OK, my address and phone number are XXXXXXXXXXX
"Tiffany" - Thank you very much. We have data plans starting at $29.95 per month with download speeds up to 10mmbs.
Me - Yes, I can see that, I just need to know what "bonus data" is
"Tiffany" - The High Speed Specialist can answer your question
Me - Can you connect me to this High Speed Specialist?
"Tiffany" - Yes, just one moment please.

High Speed Specialist - Thank you for calling Dish Network, my name is Sal, how can I help you?
Me - Yes, I would like to know what "bonus data" is.
High Speed Specialist - Who am I speaking to?
Me - Mike
High Speed Specialist - Do you live at XXXXXXXXXX?
Me - Yes, that is the address I just gave to "Tiffany". Look, I just want to know what "bonus data" is.
High Speed Specialist - "Bonus Data" applies to downloads between 2am and 8am.
Me - Thank you

On 2013-09-24 11:47, MadDogMike wrote:
High Speed Specialist - "Bonus Data" applies to downloads between 2am and 8am.

So, in other words...

Porn.

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Heath posted on Wed, Oct 2, 2013 7:01 AM

"They did say their code of conduct prohibits students from playing with invisible guns"
I wonder if they have outlawed imaginary friends too?

H
Heath posted on Fri, Oct 4, 2013 7:27 AM

It just keeps getting better and better.

TM

Friendly folks in that city :)

100% convinced that guy is Sol Rosenberg from the Jerky Boys.

EJ

My eyes are going crazy!!!

I'm tired of rude aggressive drivers.

That was you? 8)

I'm tired of marketing that tells people that they deserve whatever the want, and that they're the most important thing. It's created a culture of whiny, aggressive, selfish jerks. People who think nothing of stealing if they can get away with it, and people who put their needs before everyone else's.

I did advertising and marketing for many years, and this is one reason why I quit.

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